Looks like Paris Hilton has already split with Josh Henderson. She and James Blunt hooked up Wednesday night and were spotted making out at club Teddy’s. A source says:
“They were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’ house.”
I always wondered how James Blunt managed to score with Petra Nemcova, and apparently it was all part of an elaborate hoax set up by God. I can already picture God sitting in his office dreaming up his plan: “I’ll make him a famous musician. Then I’ll give him millions of dollars. Then I’ll give him Petra Nemcova. And then *cracking up* and then I’ll put him together with Paris Hilton *laughing hysterically* and when his penis falls off I’ll jump out from behind the clouds and scream ‘Punk’d!’”
veggi, you beat me to it…I was going to say “It’s idiot, you idiot.”
Nice breasts, guy in the hat.
What a cheap whore.
she probably just thought that hooking up with a guy named “blunt” would get her high.
damn, i bet she was disappointed.
Looks like Paris’ big fat tits have slipped down to her thighs.
Oh dear. Ew. EW! Just think what would happen if he actually knocks her up with his (probably) teeny lil’ weenie. Their offspring would then hatch from an egg, since Paris is obviously half-bird, half-lizard. Then it would grow up to make a shite single called “That’s Hot”. This is the future, folks – sorry to bear the hideous, disgusting news.
This one was hilarious!
That GOD he has such a wicked sense of humor.
It’s good to see that James Blunt is aiming closer to his own league again, why he ever thought he deserve Petra was beyond even my genius.
But PARIS HILTON she is in a league of her own, the lowest filthiest league of all, Blunt should be with Tara Reid, that’s a better match.
Paris should date; lighter fluid and matches, lots of matches… or a permanently plugged in chainsaw.
Is there anyone in Hollywood this walking petrie dish hasn’t made out with yet? Gross.
I really don’t understand how she manages to sleep with so many people…are they all clinically insane? Don’t they see how hideously, repulsively ugly she is? Who in the world would WANT to WILLINGLY sleep with this trash?
And why is she wearing a huge cross? She’s not a thing of God, she’s from Satan.
Paris has seen more dongs than the Superfish’s other favorite ho – Jenna Jameson. Line her up with Hedgehog Jeremy.
I couldn’t think of why that cartoon drawing shown on TMZ was bugging me now I know: Paris looks like Alice The Goon from Popeye. Wonkeye looks like Alice the Goon from Popeye. Her boobs come and go depending on her Spinach intake. Cartoons that can come to life are scarier than Chuckie.
at least she know how to dress … by the way , her fresh look , i mean whitout makeup suck ass , do something about it grrl!.
I’ve thought about this long and hard, and I believe there is only one explanation for Paris’ constant ability to get it on with other (sort of) famous guys, despite looking like a tranny, being infected with herpes and god knows what else…. She oozes pheromones out of her sweat glands, and weak-minded men unable to resist her, even knowing what a giant, throbbing sack of crap she is. It’s diabolical, I tell you.
When were these images taken?
Do we really have to comment on this bitch..ok, well, she likes it in the butt, so DrPlowshit to the rescue…
Hey, I discovered where she hides her boobs.
When we see her with large boobs, she’s with a small bag. Now she has no boobs and is carrying a big bag… I mean a boob bag.
WTF is up with that HUGE Buffy the Vampire Slayer cross she is wearing ????
Okay, I’m confused. ‘Cuz the guy in the photo looks to be Black, and James Blunt is a lot of things (effeminate-looking, untalented, forgettable), but Black he isn’t.
I don’t thing she’s with James Blunt. I think she’s with … an unfamous Negro!!! OMFG! The bar has been lowered even further.(Disclaimer: the aforementioned comments can’t be offensive, as I am Big Daddy Rufus–that is a Negro, too.)
I guess she just finished sucking on JB’s hog, and now she’s feeling on her Negro helper / bodyguard / man-servant.
Explain to me what I’m missing, please.
nah, that guy is just spraying Anti-Biotic Liquid to kill off all the germs that Paris Usually leaves behind. Blunt has no class…
He seems to like longlegged sexy blondines.So what’s he doing with Paris?
MrSemprini ~ maybe use a life size cardboard cut out of a paparazzi taking pics and have it back away from her slowly. Now, while the cardboard cutout is attached to an overhead wire, Paris is not, so she walks right into the LaBrea Tar Pits…..Paps are the only thing I can think of that are irresistable to her.
Maybe a movie contract attached to a string like some people will do with a dollar bill accidently left on a sidewalk….
69 – no, honey, that would be a step up if the man is black. that would mean that Paris has a brain large enough to recognize racial equality and – as lowlands so astutely pointed out – she only has 2 brain cells. Although her brain cells swell and recede like the tide, they don’t actually multiply.
At first I thought, “Wow this makes me want to kill myself” but then I remembered that this is Paris Hilton, had he been making out with Elisha Cuthbert then I’d really be pissed.
He seems to like longlegged sexy blondines.So what’s he doing with Paris?
#60 Yes, we all saw the cross. If you park your ass in a garage, it doesn’t make you a car. Wearing a cross doesn’t make her a Christian.
These ‘celebrities’ world seems to be some kind of datingclub.They’re passing eachother like the moneybag in a crowdy church.
I’m ENVIOUS. She has Bentley Continental GTC.. AND McLaren Mercedes SLR. >_<
Both Cars I’d like to have.
Help me…Why has James Blunt inhabited a black man’s body? Does this mean he’ll whine in a rich bass voice?
Please keep this under wraps, but have you noticed Paris’ face NEVER CHANGES, not even when she’s getting ramrodded by an elephant or something? That’s because it’s a PROSTHESIS.
It was specially made for her by Zenu, only
she got a little close to the crack spoon and melted one eye. Someday it’ll crack and fall off, and we’ll see that Paris is really Tom Cruise in a fembot suit. And everyone she ever slept with will shoot themselves.
^it’s Xenu you idiot
James blunt should confiscate the keys of her Mc Laren Benz and then dump her.
If he’s willingly he can change her car with my Camry XL.
#81&82)I’d rather not because of all the viruses.But thanks for your commenting,your spelling made some improvement.Maybe i’ll give you as well your 2% raise.
#70. Fantastic!
I was thinking the same thing, though we all know his efforts are futile as no antibiotic on earth could kill the germs that disease bag carries.
What I don’t understand is why that giant cross hasn’t burned right through her chest, why isn’t she melting or turning back into hellfire. I guess the devil is more powerful than I thought.
I went to college with God, lived in the same dorm as him, and that’s totally something he’d do. That guy was a total dick.
#77 lol #75 cause I turned him down and btw, people, Michael K. has dubbed her “Valtrex Wonky” so, please, let us all refer to her as Valtrex Wonky forevermore.
how come only blonde white people are stupid? Valtrex Wonky isn’t even a natural blonde but she sure is stupid. Tina Turner isn’t a natural blonde either but she’s not stupid. How unfair is it that Tina is not the butt of blonde jokes?? Hey did you hear the one about the blonde who put white out on her computer screen…..
Soo to start shooting James and Paris’ new movie but the produces can’t think of a name so it’s up to you guys, The Fans to come up with an appropriate title here are a few that have been submitted already.
“Ugly and Uglier”
“Attack of the Pop Clones”
“Epidemic”
“I wish I could sing, x 2″
“The Autotunned Songsters”
“Snot nosed, ugly faced, wonky eyed Valtrex meets dumb whiny guy.”
“We are gross”
And sorry for the typos I have a dodgy keyboard at work and not all the leters work all the time…
That’s right James, make sure you get some and then give it to someone else.. and while your up there…see if u can pull brittney outta here ass..I think DrPlowshit plowed her up there, and tell that bitch to wipe that stupid smile off of her face. What the freak is so funny?
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