James Marsden Got This Pregnant

June 22nd, 2012 // 37 Comments
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James Marsden has barely been divorced for a year, but already he’s managed to accidentally knock up a model during a one-night stand. Although, he did get her to cheat on her boyfriend with him, so let’s give him points for that while also revisiting my theory that he put a baby in January Jones and wondering how I’m so handsomely right all the time. (The secret is just making shit up.) Page Six reports:

But a few months later, [Rose] Costa needed to renew her visa and flew back to Brazil with a two-day layover in Miami. Marsden was in Miami at the same time, and the two spent the night together.
We are told that when Costa came home, [her boyfriend Chris] Santos confronted her about Marsden. “She confessed everything. She told him they hooked up one night, one time,” a source told us, adding they split and Costa immediately moved out. Another source insists she and Santos had gone their separate ways before she got together with Marsden.
A month later, Santos contacted Costa, who confessed she’s expecting Marsden’s baby. We’re told she’s now three months pregnant and is planning on keeping the child.

The best part of this story? Even in real life James Marsden can’t escape being part of a love triangle. He was probably more pissed about that than the baby. “Yeah, whatever, I’m rich. But you had a boyfriend? Jesus! If it’s Wolverine, I swear to God I’m gonna piss in this phone.”

Photos: Rose Costa – Joshua Michael Shelton, James Marsden – Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. James Marsden Shirtless Bathing Suit Maui
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya should have worn a condom. Never leave all the contraceptive responsibilities to the other person unless you know them very very well.

    • That Bastard Tony

      …and even then you should still have protection. The people that we know very very well can still have ulterior motives.

      • Cock Dr

        Yes, should have commented “unless you have personally snipped their vas deferens or fallopian tubes”.

      • Gin&Tonic

        the other person could always be drunk/high/forgetful/stupid. bottom line is take care of it yourself and save the condom wrapper for the court case (or just make a sex tape each time so you have photographic proof that it aint your baby)

    • Devilish Diva

      Bottom line: you have sex with people you don’t know all that well (i.e., one-night stands) use condoms. Hell, I’ve been known to make a guy wear two at once.

      • Derp

        Um, wearing two condoms at once actually creates more friction and creates a greater chance of the condom breaking. Good to know you’ve been lucky, but avoid that in the future.

  2. it had to be said

    So, he’s definitely not a boob man.

  3. Put a damn rain coat on the thing; Generation Lost!

  4. Dick Hell

    Call me crazy but if she has a boyfriend isn’t there some possibility HE knocked her up?

  5. Dick Hell

    Just to add to a comment in a previous thread, I have also been getting the “You are posting comments too quickly” dialog, even on the first comment I made today. It started yesterday, it always takes at least two attempts to post a comment. Might also explain the unusually low number of comments for a shirk work Friday.

  6. FanGirl

    nonsense

    you can’t get a man pregnant

  7. kimmykimkim

    Don’t people use contraceptives anymore? My god, that body has to carry a baby. That’s sad. I don’t care who’s baby it is. It’s just sad.

  8. El Jefe

    Stupid rich actor knocks up stupid model. Yay, big fucking deal.

  9. James Marsden Shirtless Bathing Suit Maui
    Laura
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d fuck him.

  10. I had no idea Bio Lab Skeletons could get pregnant.

    • foop

      You are either a very unattractive female or a gay. Either way, you have sand in your vagina and need to shut the fuck up already.

      • Actually you’re either a very closeted gay or a pedophile. Either way, you want nothing to do with a vagina and need to come out the closet already.

  11. Oswald Vaan Bberk

    Why not just use a rear entry and avoid this?

  12. MyCoworkerIsHot

    She’s ugly and so is he so eh.

  13. Blech

    Either that’s one mighty jaw up there or someone’s half-face is happy to see me.

  14. XYZ

    OF COURSE SHE’S GOING TO KEEP THE SPAWN, ITS WHAT EVERY “SMART” FEMALE TRASH DOES IN ORDER TO MAKE A MAN’S LIFE (MORE) MISERABLE. A CHILD = FINANCIAL INSURANCE FOR LIFE. THIS IS WHAT STUPID MEN DESERVE, THERE’S NO EXCUSE FOR NOT PROTECTING THEMSELVES… JAMES MARSDEN, CONGRATS, IDIOT, U ARE PULLING A RYAN PHILIPPE WHICH ALSO MEAN THERE ARE CHANCES THE SPAWN COULD NOT BE URS, BUT, JUST LIKE HIM, U ARE TOO STUPID TO HAVE A DNA TEST…

  15. joho777

    First Snooki, now this. Why do these promiscuous sluts have one-night stands with semi-strangers and not use protection? Are they crazy?

    And why donn’t the guys wear a condom?

  16. Spock's Lizard

    If you know that you like to stick your dick in every fence whole you can find at least put on some sealant to protect both your dick and the fence.

  17. gigi

    well this one looks rather geometric….

  18. floyd

    Thanks for ruining a perfectly good model Marsden

  19. Who the fuck really cares. He is one hot piece of ass though.

  20. Sasha

    damn…send her to my house…I’ll cook for her. :-)

  21. Jack Hoffman

    Always carry a box of condoms in your overnight bag. You never know when hot brazilian models are gonna end up getting
    waylaid(?) in the same airport. I remember this one time I met Cintia Dicker in LAX…

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