James Marsden Knocked Up January Jones! Is How I’m Going To Read This

October 3rd, 2011 // 16 Comments

X-Men star James Marsden‘s wife reportedly filed for divorce on September 23, so just assume she finally got around to seeing Hop and had no other choice besides sewing her vagina shut. TMZ reports:

A rep for James tells TMZ, “This was a mutual decision. They are committed to raising their kids together and remain great friends.”
The couple married in 2000 and have two children — a son and a daughter.

Swinging back to the headline, someone from the cast and/or crew of X-Men: First Class put a baby in January Jones. Now granted, James Marsden wasn’t even in it, maybe producer Bryan Singer brought him in for a cameo only to decide to make him have sex with January while a P.A. fed Bryan grapes as he shouted directions at them. And before you go, “Wow, that sounds highly unlikely,” don’t forget there are two things gay men can’t live without it: Grapes and yelling shit at people. It’s practically their lifeblood.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Cock Dr

    So in other words, no one yet knows who fathered the JJ child & nothing much is going on in celebrity gossip this morning.

  2. I have to echo Fish’s sentiments of “Hop”… that film was a … what’s a strong enough word?…

    Holocaust.

  3. Brad

    I have a friend who’s actually been on dates with Singer…you’re actually not too far off the mark.

  4. j-sin

    So Cyclops had sex with Emma Frost? Makes sense.

  5. TRON

    Is there an Oscar for most punchable face in Hollywood?

    • Anon

      You’ve got to be jealous. This man is beautiful.

      • TRON

        You mad? That’s pretty pathetic that you are defending someone you don’t know on the internet. I don’t normally suggest this, but perhaps you need counseling?

  6. Nerd-Girl

    I choose to believe this as truth because it’s as if the Jean/Scott/Emma triangle exists in real life!

  7. cc

    If he’s lucky, he banged his Straw Dogs co-star as well.

  8. Elf

    Retconning in real life? Marvel really IS building a cohesive movie universe!

  9. James Marsden Divorce
    Commented on this photo:

    nice pics….

  10. anna

    I really hope one day that January Jones decides to take action against you for all the libelous and misogynistic shit you write about her.

  11. troofhurts

    Yet jan had a baby with a misogynistic man.

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