James Franco’s Still Denying He Banged Lindsay Lohan

Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

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As Fish pointed out a few weeks back, the mere fact that Lindsay Lohan said there is a person in the world called James Franco almost makes him imaginary, but let’s pretend for a second that he’s real and examine how he told Howard Stern he’s never been to Freckle Town.

I never had sex with Lindsay Lohan,” he told Stern. “It’s a lie: I will swear on my mother’s life that I never had sex with her…All right, we maybe kissed … it was lame,” said Franco. “I can’t believe she put me on that private list. She’s so delusional!

Oh wow, this is worse than I initially thought. He actually risked putting his mouth on hers, then didn’t get any sex? That sounds a lot like a scam I heard about where rich dudes were getting chloroformed and robbed in swanky hotels and nobody could figure out how the criminals even had access to their rooms until they discovered the rich dudes were letting them right in because a high-end escort service was the fron– Okay, nevermind, this all makes perfect sense now.

Photo: Terry’s Diary