James Franco’s Still Denying He Banged Lindsay Lohan

May 1st, 2014 // 24 Comments
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As Fish pointed out a few weeks back, the mere fact that Lindsay Lohan said there is a person in the world called James Franco almost makes him imaginary, but let’s pretend for a second that he’s real and examine how he told Howard Stern he’s never been to Freckle Town.

I never had sex with Lindsay Lohan,” he told Stern. “It’s a lie: I will swear on my mother’s life that I never had sex with her…All right, we maybe kissed … it was lame,” said Franco. “I can’t believe she put me on that private list. She’s so delusional!

Oh wow, this is worse than I initially thought. He actually risked putting his mouth on hers, then didn’t get any sex? That sounds a lot like a scam I heard about where rich dudes were getting chloroformed and robbed in swanky hotels and nobody could figure out how the criminals even had access to their rooms until they discovered the rich dudes were letting them right in because a high-end escort service was the fron– Okay, nevermind, this all makes perfect sense now.

Photo: Terry’s Diary

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  1. Once again, I’m almost positive he already said that he banged her, a year or so ago.

  2. This dude is a liar. There is no dude that kisses a chick and then does not bang her if she wants to. 9 times out of 10 if there is a situation like that it is the woman that stops the whole thing from going down. A man could be on his way to get open heart surgery and would still take 5 mins to get a blowjob if the opportunity arose.

    • Jason

      Agreed, he just doesn’t want to be thought of as being another member of the ‘Valtrex of the Month Club’ like Herpes Hilton.

  3. fail

    Photo Boy done fell off

  4. Frank Burns

    I also deny banging her.

  5. ace11

    Sorry but he banged her

    Be a Man and own up to it

  6. JBJJ

    Shit, I’d bang her out and say I did. Shoot a load all over that face. God dam ya!

  7. jc

    “I didn’t touch that bitch. Fuck you n***a I’ll kill you, Fuck you n***a I’ll kill you. Please believe me. Please believe me!!”

  8. It’s a testament to how fucked up she is when a man who isn’t engaged/married won’t admit to having sex with her. A guy would usually happily lie about something like that.

  9. His denial makes you think about how well known in “inside circles” information about spreading herpes must be. His denial sounds more like “I don’t have herpes” more than “I didn’t have sex”.

    • Yep. This denial ain’t for his own pride, and it sure ain’t for us down here in celebrity-sniping land—it’s for possible future poontang. Perhaps of the 17-year old variety.

  10. He was only interested in her when she was Parent Trap Lindsay, maybe Herbie Lindsay, though even that was getting a bit geriatric for him.

  11. Of course he denied it, she was 17 at the time. Of course he fucked her, she was 17 at the time.

  12. Wasn’t Franco trying to bang a high school student a few weeks ago and played it off? I agree with El Jefe. Franco is full of shit.

  13. Something tells me Franco is pulling a Bill Clinton with his definition of ‘sex’ here. Time to nail him down on the specifics.

    “Mr Franco, you said you never had sex with her…but at any time did you power gag fuck her throat and blast manchowder into her vapid whore face?”

    ” uh…no comment”

  14. anonymous

    If Franco banged her back in 2007, then he should be proud and admit it. If was last year, yeah I’d deny the fuck out of it too.

  15. buzz

    Franco is only denying it because he and Terry Richardson crossed swords during the threesome. Even it was an accident, he knows he their dicks touched.

  16. Mama Pinkus

    guys will fuck anything, even apple pies, so it’s very bad when they deny fucking you

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    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    the closest thing to sucking a dick James Franco could’ve done was kissing her. I hear he likes that sort of thing.

  18. James Franco is a skeezy, dirty looking old perv. He’s aging about as well as a cantaloupe in the sun and his pathetic desire to act like he’s still 21 years old makes it that much worse. If anything, Lindsay should deny having ever had sex with him, not the other way around. And who the hell goes on Howard Stern? He’s still alive?

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