James Franco’s Making A Movie About Lindsay Lohan And James Franco

August 16th, 2012 // 36 Comments
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I honestly have no idea what the hell I just read, but apparently James Franco is making some sort of movie/video arthouse fart-wafting project that’s about Lindsay Lohan and, surprise, James Franco played by lookalikes who let’s just assume have cocks for noses. Except that would mean the Lindsay character would have to keep blowing them for acting work to maintain an atmosphere of authenticity, so scratch that. Scratch that one. Too distracting. E! News reports:

According to the casting breakdown, Franco is looking for a male to fill “James Franco Types ages 13, 21, 30, 45, and 60.”
Regarding his LiLo lookalike, the thesp is seeking a female to play a “Lindsay Lohan type ages 13, 21, 30, 45 and 60.”
Precious little other information about the flick was disclosed, including whether Franco or Lohan—who are said to be close pals—will be making an appearance.

The casting notice did stipulate however that Franco’s latest enterprise will be a “video/art project”—which is right up Franco’s alley…

I had no idea Lindsay Lohan and James Franco are considered friends now after she basically stalked him for the past decade, but I guess that’s what happens when you both hang around Terry Richardson all the time. That and he makes you have sex in front of him at gunpoint while he masturbates onto an albino tiger. As for how I know that, pure intuition. Sort of like how bees can navigate using the sun except I call women who retain water pregnant. We’re miracles of nature.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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  1. YoMamma

    Lindsay can play Lindsay at ages 45 and 60.

    Oh, and James Franco sucks. That is all.

  2. Buddy The Elf

    I dont get it, so its a flick about Skid Row?

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    Obviously it’s not based on a true story, since Lindsay asphyxiated on her own semen filled vomit at age 26.

    • Devilish Diva

      I never wish anyone harm, no matter how stupid or delusional the person may be, but I’ll be surprised if Lindsay makes it to 30 much less 45 or 60.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
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    She’s done so much drugs that you can actually see the bugs she thinks are crawling all over her.

  5. Did anyone see Kristen Stewart whining about “Why Me?”?

  6. DeucePickle

    Those freckle-cans look pretty cool

  7. El Jefe

    So is James Franco going to be blowing James Deen in this one?

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    MondayNightSteve
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    I found the 45 year old Lindsay right here.

  9. He rebuffed her back then, I wonder why he can bear to think about her now. He is a pretentious douche, so maybe he sees *art* in skeezy maladjusted train wrecks.

    • Maybe 10 years is enough time to stop resenting that Wilmer Valderrama already did every humiliating thing you want to do to her, and did it back when she was fresh.

      What really ticks me off is that she’s actually going to get what she’s wanted for 10 years, thus extending her delusion that she’s the hottest poop what ever pooped.

      • Ankur

        I don’t think she had plastic suegrry, but she is WAY TOO THIN. andwith a family like that, it probably drove her to stop eating. What a shame, she looked cute for a fuller face and darker hair.

      • Shizuka

        Cannot remember the last time I lokoed at a Playboy, and this photo shoot would certainly not make me pick one up [shudder].A girl gets on the bus who I have (in my head) named Lindsay because she looks just like Lohan. Except this girl is on the bus to the University and is currently reading The Godfather, so is way smarter!

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    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Again for those wondering how this keeps happening, the answer is Boobs. Both the kind people have, and the kind people are.

  11. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    puddleduck53
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever pumped her last night over-inflated her.

    • Maxim

      Mark & Cindy Riddell – Stunning! As parents of the Bride we are amezad at the unique shots and keen eye of your photography! Thank you for blessing Hannah and Brian with these captured memories of their special day!

  12. Frank Burns

    Should be easy to shoot – they only need build one set:
    Scene 1, Lindsay, Age 13 – LA County Jail
    Scene 2, Lindsay, Age 21 – LA County Jail
    Scene 3, Lindsay, Age 30 – LA County Jail
    Scene 4, Lindsay, Age 45 – LA County Jail
    Scene 5, Lindsay, Age 60 – LA County Jail

  13. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
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    They could get Lindsay Lohan to play “Lindsay Lohan-Age 60″

  14. Brit

    So Lindsay Lohan will live until 60?

  15. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    JMC
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan in How To Lose Fame and Alienate Hollywood.

  16. Patty

    This HAS to be planted my LiLo herself…No Way JF would do something this stupid……Recall her …..”James and I are doing a book of us nude” bullshit?????….Recks of her desperation……Patty

  17. logan

    And just who in holy h*ll do they think will pay to see this mess?
    Will it even make it to the $5.00 bin at Wally World?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It seems that unless it’s a certain photographer named Terry taking the photos she looks puffy and very much unfabulous.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I just converted the above picture to black and white and she still looks puffy and very much unfabulous, so it’s not something that Terry is doing.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “I said the shirt made you look like a million dollars. It’s not worth a million dollars! Please stop, Ms. Lohan! I’ll be forced to call the police and they will arrest….there could be jail….fuck it. Keep the shirt.”

  20. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope the director is at least getting his money’s worth and milking every blowjob he can out of her.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Play it cool and casual, nobody will notice the missing shirt

  22. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan, seen exiting her home on the left of the picture.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Would you mind looking that way? There’s a bird or something. Seriously, come on, I want to go through your purse.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Darn, photographers. Must plan the heist extra carefully.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    even her fingers look puffy

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