I honestly have no idea what the hell I just read, but apparently James Franco is making some sort of movie/video arthouse fart-wafting project that’s about Lindsay Lohan and, surprise, James Franco played by lookalikes who let’s just assume have cocks for noses. Except that would mean the Lindsay character would have to keep blowing them for acting work to maintain an atmosphere of authenticity, so scratch that. Scratch that one. Too distracting. E! News reports:
According to the casting breakdown, Franco is looking for a male to fill “James Franco Types ages 13, 21, 30, 45, and 60.”
Regarding his LiLo lookalike, the thesp is seeking a female to play a “Lindsay Lohan type ages 13, 21, 30, 45 and 60.”
Precious little other information about the flick was disclosed, including whether Franco or Lohan—who are said to be close pals—will be making an appearance.
The casting notice did stipulate however that Franco’s latest enterprise will be a “video/art project”—which is right up Franco’s alley…
I had no idea Lindsay Lohan and James Franco are considered friends now after she basically stalked him for the past decade, but I guess that’s what happens when you both hang around Terry Richardson all the time. That and he makes you have sex in front of him at gunpoint while he masturbates onto an albino tiger. As for how I know that, pure intuition. Sort of like how bees can navigate using the sun except I call women who retain water pregnant. We’re miracles of nature.