Here’s More James Axl Federline Franco Rose

March 29th, 2012 // 35 Comments

“Whoop whoop! I’mma sing a song about sizzurp ’cause it’s on my necklace for irony and shit. ♫ Oh, sizzurp, sizzurp, you once made me have sex with a lizzurp… ♫

Because he earned a film degree from NYU the hard way (Read: Skipped all his classes to make short films about having a dick for a nose.), here’s more of Oscar-nominee James Franco on the set of Spring Breakers demonstrating that not only can he use his powers of acting to look like Kevin Federline made a baby with Axl Rose (Which let’s agree could happen.), but also every cook at Applebee’s that’s never more than a clown face away from being a Juggalo. And if that sentence just confused you, it’s because I’m being serious. This is who handles your food at chain restaurants between fistfuls of Oxycontin in the employee restroom. Dig in!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. The hat should say Douche.

    • Richard McBeef

      Now that would just be redundant because the dreadlocks, purple slurpee and pot leaf medallions, sunglasses, tattooed gun in waistband, and most everything else in that picture says DOUCHE in great big capital letters, Comic Sans font.

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    Cherry
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    Academy award Nominee Doctor Professor James Franco is going bald :(

  3. Alex

    Who is the target audience for this? Stoned Down syndrome deaf and blind?

    • Schmidtler

      the entire population of the United States aged between 14 and 40. or what you said – basically the same thing anyway, right?

  4. Cher X

    How can someone have the nice cut in the hips like that and STILL look fat?

  5. hmna

    This is the whitest thing I’ve seen all day.

  6. Jill

    you know, douchiness aside, there is absolutely no way I’m not going to see this movie. In the theaters. At the midnihgt showing,

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    Arizona Ken
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    Are more rappers requiring their backup dancers to wear the ‘I’m 2-Months Pregnant’ swimsuit?

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    Cock Dr
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    What an A cup mess this boy is.

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    Arizona Ken
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    Hey Franco, having a man in a leotard as part of your posse does nothing, NOTHING to dispel the myth.

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    Arizona Ken
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    Sometimes an ass says, “I’m sexy”. And sometimes it says, “This is where my poop comes out”. I’m leaning towards the latter here.

  11. I think there’s a bit of Vanilla Ice in there too, Fish.

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    LilDeuceDeuce
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    I literally thought this was Kid Rock, so I was confused when the post was about Franco.

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    That’s no ass, that’s an industrial turd cutter.

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    Cock Dr
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    This is not the type of photo to leak if the intent is to generate people’s interest in seeing it in the theaters.

  15. El Jefe

    POPPAZOW!

    That is all I have to say.

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    I swear the guy on the left is Gary Oldman’s pimp from True Romance, back from the dead.

  17. Tiffany

    “This is who handles your food at chain restaurants”

    Um, no. The person who handles your food at chain restaurants is most likely an illegal immigrant. Our entire food economy is built on the backs of exploited immigrant labor.

    • Schmidtler

      they get paid good money to throw shit in a microwave and then plop it onto a plate a couple hours a day, and as soon as they find something that pays better or offers better working conditions, they leave and go do that instead. They get free health care. They’re here doing this shit because this is where they want to be. How is it now they’re ‘exploited’?

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    Jill
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    I feel the most guilty sort of pride in his fake “727″ tattoo. God damn I hate ebing from florida, sometimes you just can’t stop the trashy.

  19. Eddie Baby

    This is who handles your food at chain restaurants…

    FTFY

    If you worried about the what kind of people touch your food at restaurants, don’t eat out.

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    JS
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    Not sure if moobs – or muscles.

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    James Franco is pregnant!
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/29/James_Franco_Pregnant-340_255.jpg[/img]

  22. Sweep The Leg

    “but also every cook at Applebee’s that’s never more than a clown face away from being a Juggalo”

    That is fucking hilarious. And I, sadly, waited tables at a Chilis for several years, so I can attest it is also frighteningly accurate.

  23. Style

    Hey Fish, not that I go around banging fat bitches all the time but this one time after banging this heifer in the ass I asked her if she knew the dude at Chili’s probably spit in her food. She said she didn’t care because “Chili’s tastes good”. They don’t care Fish.
    Fat people do not care if you wipe your ass with the whopper before you slide through the food tunnel, they just want to eat.

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    Jacked
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what’s gayer the fact that he asked them to give him cornrows or the fact that he shaved his chest.

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    Dustin
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    He looks like the rapper RiffRaff.

  26. Nothing leads to being named Earl of Douchedom faster than post-modern artistic pretension. This is what we are left with: a more than decent actor, if well directed, who sleeps through NYU just so NYU can claim him, who subsequently becomes so numbingly obsessed with pointing out how silly it all is that he does soap operas to prove he can, and crap like this to prove he still has a sense of humor.

  27. Linzi1207

    My cousin went to college with James Franco and said he was a complete creep. He used to sit at the Starbucks next to campus and wait for girls from Yale or UCONN to come in and then tell them about how he’s famous. Then he would give them his e-mail address saying “his phone rings too much with calls for movies so he can’t give that number out.” Sounds like a complete tool to me!

  28. 5318008

    So… The Superficial is giving shit to an actor for… acting… ?

    When did this site become IDLYITW?

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    Ron
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    Fuck you, Florida bred,and you Jill are a complete idiot. Sure the tattoos look like shit, but the 727 kicks ass

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