“Whoop whoop! I’mma sing a song about sizzurp ’cause it’s on my necklace for irony and shit. ♫ Oh, sizzurp, sizzurp, you once made me have sex with a lizzurp… ♫”
Because he earned a film degree from NYU the hard way (Read: Skipped all his classes to make short films about having a dick for a nose.), here’s more of Oscar-nominee James Franco on the set of Spring Breakers demonstrating that not only can he use his powers of acting to look like Kevin Federline made a baby with Axl Rose (Which let’s agree could happen.), but also every cook at Applebee’s that’s never more than a clown face away from being a Juggalo. And if that sentence just confused you, it’s because I’m being serious. This is who handles your food at chain restaurants between fistfuls of Oxycontin in the employee restroom. Dig in!