James Franco Did Not Bang Lindsay Lohan

March 27th, 2014 // 26 Comments
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Two weeks ago, In Touch “somehow” got a hold of a handwritten list of celebrities that Lindsay Lohan‘s had sex with. Except one of the people on that list wants to make it abundantly clear he did not bang Lindsay to the point that he brought it up without prompting while promoting his latest book of dicknose poetry. Via LA Magazine:

You wrote about several celebrities in this book, including a couple of poems about Lindsay Lohan. Have you gotten any response from any of these people?
No, I didn’t write anything bad about them. And Lindsay herself has told lies about me with her people-she’s-slept-with list! So I feel like what I said is much less than what she’s said.

While it behooves James Franco to deny sticking his penis in Lindsay Lohan, his argument is that 200% of the words out of her mouth are a lie which is one of the few undeniable constants in this world. So even if James Franco really did have sex with her, the fact that she said he did immediately makes that statement false. For example, if Lindsay Lohan said the events of 9/11 happened, the World Trade Center would magically reappear and thousands of American soldiers would suddenly return to life instead of being dead from two bullshit wars. Except she won’t do that because there’s no coke or international sex work in it for her, so really, when you think about it, she’s actually worse than Osama Bin Laden. My logic is sound.

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  1. Goose

    TWO bullshit wars?? I thought Afghanistan was “the good war”?

    Oh, you mean that was all phony?

    It’s cool, you guys are all good in November ;)

  2. Don’t blame him – she basically called him damaged, diseased goods. I would go on every talk show with a knit sweater on that said “Did Not Fuck the Freckled Crack Demon,” pull out my latest STD test results and say, “See? No herpesyphilitispermaAIDs, so I couldn’t have had intimate relations with her.”

    He handled it with a lot of grace.

  3. If you do it in the men’s room of a nightclub I don’t believe that it would be called “sleeping”.

  4. I haven’t had sex with any woman in the last 8 years that wasn’t a straight cash transaction and even I would deny sleeping with LiLo.

  5. James Franco probably doesn’t remember. Does Lindsay have any proof like a semen covered Batman mask?

  6. Wow. It’s gotten so bad that people are denying they slept with her now? That’s pretty much it for her.

  7. Oh Boy

    Who’s the guy with the Timberlake face and the Dinklage body?

  8. TheJoaker

    Well I guess the amount of drugs it would take to have sex with Lindsay Lohan would be enough drugs to forget you had sex with Lindsay Lohan

  9. Wait…didn’t he actually say a year or two back that he did have sex with her?

  10. brick

    I watched The Canyons last night. That’s all.

  11. Early rise to give handjobs to producers, won’t make her any wiser.

  12. I’d still have sex with her. Oh God, there, I said it.

  13. Lucky. “Giant pulsating fever blister” presents a challenge for even off-rhyme work.

  14. vvv

    Lindsay isnt nearly hot enough for most of the guys she claims to have slept with considering they get poon thrown at them 24/7

  15. Tonethius

    Wait, wait, wait…. Lindsay lies about stuff? Consider my mind blown.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Regarding LiLo’s appearance in the movie “Machete”, it appears that she wasn’t even in the script. She just stumbled onto the set and basically partied the whole time the movie was filmed. Her scenes weren’t acted, for the most part. That was just LiLo being LiLo.

  17. Ruckus

    It was an honest mistake. He was fucking Jamie Lee Curtis at the time.

  18. justagirl

    can i just vent – i recorded “the canyons” to see what all the hype was about.

    i have tried on 3 different occasions now, to watch this piece of shit, non-indie, non-creative, ridiculous movie. we can’t get past more than 20 minutes at a time, it’s so bad. it’s soo bad. the acting, her puffiness, james dean is insufferable, regardless if they show his dick or not. HORRID. i don’t know why i keep trying.

    • tk

      Don’t give up now the ending is mind blowing !! jk I can’t believe he is the only person called bullshit on Lohan and her list?

  19. juanhunglow

    his loss I would knock the bottom out of her. Lindsay call me my number is…

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