James Franco Likes What Shia LaBeouf’s Butt Is Cooking

Photo Boy / February 20, 2014

*inhales deeply* “I’m getting notes of bean burrito, smoky broccoli tannins, a truly complex bouquet, you?”

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James Franco has not only entered Shia LaBeouf’s fart cloud, he’s become one with it, grafting his very essence to it, farting it back out and inhaling it so deeply that he’ll never not smell anus forever. In an attempt to make an academic analysis of what is really just an assclown doing assclownery, Franco penned an op-ed for The New York Times delivering unto us mere philistines his hypothesis for this Shia situation:

Participating in this call and response is a kind of critique, a way to show up the media by allowing their oversize responses to essentially trivial actions to reveal the emptiness of their raison d’être. Believe me, this game of peek-a-boo can be very addictive.

Oh, we positively do believe you, dear James. Muahahaha! Now be a sport and pass the cigarillos. If we hurry and finish our decopage, we might make it to Shia’s new space. I hear he’s pooping into a tophat and using it to fingerpaint the Tranformers script onto torn out pages from The Quran. Simply divine!

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News