James Franco Jizzed On Batman’s Head. Oh, Good.

The Superficial / December 5, 2013

There was a surprising amount of goodwill given to James Franco and Seth Rogen’s “Bound 3″, so to Santorum all over that, here’s the former reminding everyone he’s still an avant garde pugilist social experimentalist restauranteur cumberbund radicchio saisson d’ Maya Angelou with his new think-piece “50 shades of batman and robin” which features an S&M Batsuit and, more subtly, Batman with jizz on his head. As a lover of comic books and a social commentator myself, I can’t help but feel that last one really challenges the viewer to reexamine pop culture’s love of superheroes through the prism of why we’re not jizzing on more of their masks. Is it because some of them, such as The Flash, are too fast? Or is it because modern sensibilities have ensnared us in a prison of our own device where fictional characters gallivant about, unencumbered by semen on their heads? And, for the record, that’s not me laying the groundwork for people to jizz on Jesus. Although, since you brought it up…

James Franco Jizz Batman Mask

“Try not to land on your head, Master Bruce. Or get ejaculated on by a young boy with testicles the soize of a tanj-a-reen.” – Original line from Batman Begins

Photos: Jizz Batman – Instagram / S&M Batman – Facebook