James Franco Jizzed On Batman’s Head. Oh, Good.

December 5th, 2013 // 18 Comments
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There was a surprising amount of goodwill given to James Franco and Seth Rogen‘s “Bound 3″, so to Santorum all over that, here’s the former reminding everyone he’s still an avant garde pugilist social experimentalist restauranteur cumberbund radicchio saisson d’ Maya Angelou with his new think-piece “50 shades of batman and robin” which features an S&M Batsuit and, more subtly, Batman with jizz on his head. As a lover of comic books and a social commentator myself, I can’t help but feel that last one really challenges the viewer to reexamine pop culture’s love of superheroes through the prism of why we’re not jizzing on more of their masks. Is it because some of them, such as The Flash, are too fast? Or is it because modern sensibilities have ensnared us in a prison of our own device where fictional characters gallivant about, unencumbered by semen on their heads? And, for the record, that’s not me laying the groundwork for people to jizz on Jesus. Although, since you brought it up…

James Franco Jizz Batman Mask

“Try not to land on your head, Master Bruce. Or get ejaculated on by a young boy with testicles the soize of a tanj-a-reen.” – Original line from Batman Begins

Photos: Jizz Batman – Instagram / S&M Batman – Facebook

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  1. Somewhere, Joel Schumacher is wondering, “Why didn’t I think of any of this?”

  2. I’m surprised Franco didn’t swallow that down since he went through the effort of sucking himself off to produce it.

  3. I don’t see the big deal here. I’m here masturbating in a Iron Fist costume with an actual fist in….you know what? Let’s forget I said anything.

    That Franco is a weirdo.

  4. Looks like someone’s been using Brand X.

  5. I get a grin again and again.

  6. Where does he get those wonderful toys?

  7. Okay, I’m done now.

  8. Guest

    what the fuck

  9. anonymous

    The Pineapple Express like joking about gay sex so much and so often I don’t think they are joking anymore.

  10. Spoiler alert: the end of Superman vs Batman just leaked. Hint: they make up.

  11. Does James Franco want to talk about something something maybe come out of the closet talk?

  12. Somewhere Brett Ratner is looking at this picture with a bottle of shrimp grease.

  13. Swearin

    Isn’t this a just a visual metaphor for what Marvel Studio has been doing to DC for over a decade?

  14. emma watson's vagina

    offhand. there was an ambiguous aspects that Batman and Robin were lovers for years . then you also had the Joker actually having a crush on Batman instead of deep hatred. when you had Harley Quinn and Batgirl/woman/oracle become his lover at one point(not to mention Catwoman and in some story aspects of siring Huntress in the process as an alternate origin of her.). And this was something Harvey Kurtzman(1st. editor and co-founder of MAD) discussed in classrooms.

  15. ” Will someone run his ass thru the car wash, that load on his head is stinking up the house and he won’t stop talking about how cats are running around nude all the time! “

  16. Nick4ca

    Its clearly meant to show both the power and skill of the Batman, to be able to jiz straight up in the air, and land it on his own head.

  17. Victoria Jackson

    There is nothing less funny than James Franco, except Seth Rogen.

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