James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year-Old

April 3rd, 2014 // 72 Comments
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Below is a video of James Franco spotting 17-year-old Lucy from Scotland outside of Of Mice And Men Tuesday night and specifically telling her to “tag” him on Instagram when she puts it up because he’s just a cool, friendly Hollywood actor who loves his fans. Mostly in the vagina:

That video went up yesterday, and James Franco didn’t waste a second immediately private messaging Lucy and asking her such friendly questions as “How old are you?” and more importantly, “How far away are you from my penis?” Questions which Lucy screencapped then immediately posted to imgur because this dude’s trying to fuck a 17-year old today. Via ONTD where there are a shitload more:

James Franco Instagram

Since then James Franco has advised parents to keep their teenagers away from him which means this could just as easily be another dicknose art piece or a Jimmy Kimmel prank. Except ignore that last part. I’m saving that one for when Chris Hansen catches me. That’s one mine.

“Take a seat right over there. So what’s with all the Zima-”
“Jimmy Kimmel! Jimmy Kimmel made me do it.”
“… Dammit. You’re free to go.”

Yup, that’ll work just like that.

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  1. gee_10000

    What do you mean #?

  2. “Hashtag question-mark? I don’t get it?”

    I weep for the future.

    • Would a Scot recognize # as the number sign like an American would? Just asking.

      • Tom

        In the UK we use “no.” to precede something like a phone number. Most UK people these days would recognize “#” in relation to a hash tag but not as a reference to a telephone number.

        Franco needs to realize this if he’s going to hit on more Euro girls.

      • So someone would look at “What’s your #?” and not read it as “What’s your number?” I find it bizarre, but I’ll take your word for it.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_sign

      • MelSykes

        from UK. I got what it meant, but dint see it too regularly. Cut her a break though – getting hit on by Franco, probably suffering from serious giddy knickers.

      • Johnny Barbells

        …was’nt ‘giddy knickers’ a character in a benny hill sketch?

  3. Well, all the screengrabs seems to have been deleted.

    ‘Can’t really blame Franco here – he asked the girl the right questions, and didn’t know he tried to hook up with an underage snitch.

    Hell, he actually went above and beyond here, cause he didn’t even need to do – ‘could have just hook up with the girl, which would have been LEGAL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Scotland

    • The federal age of consent is 18, so if this had happened in Scotland, it wouldn’t matter what Scottish law said. It would have been illegal.

      But this happened in NY, where the age of consent is 17. So this was a perfectly legal attempt to get some young pussy.

    • Johnny Barbells

      “Hell, he actually went above and beyond here, cause he didn’t even need to do – ‘could have just hook up with the girl, which would have been LEGAL”

      …uh, no …he had no way of knowing if she was actually 17 or just lying (my 14 yr old neice has her age listed as 19 on her instagram & facebook, and she looks it, easily) …you NEED to go above and beyond every fucking time, especially in his world …i worked as a bouncer for years, and the number of girls getting fake ID’s and getting into bars/clubs at 15 – 16 yrs old is staggering …i once fell victim to this: hot young greek chick, told me she was 19, i did’nt give it a second thought, was banging her for a whole summer, found out years later she was only 16 at the time …i literally almost shit myself thinking about how much trouble i could’ve been in. (thank jebus this was before the age of cellphone-cameras)

  4. Jim

    Aren’t they in America though? Even so, nowt wrong…

  5. Keith

    17 is legal in New York.

    To the victor goes the spoils.

  6. What did she mean by”…and not if you’re around”?? Does that mean she HAS a boyfriend, unless James Franco is around? If so, that’s pretty cold for the poor sot she has back in Scotland….

    But she doesn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed:
    “When is your Birthday?”
    “In May”- WTF? She shuold have answered “Every year on the same day”

    And she doesn’t know what else a “#” stands for? Good lord..

    • So what if Franco fucked her? As others have posted all legit as she’s in NY. But she was dumb and dumber or playing him for a chump not trying to give away her age? Franco was trying to get her age and she was playing coy.

  7. Drundel

    Its all Winger’s fault.

  8. But, remember, he had the high standards to turn down Lohan.

    Bwahahahahahahah.

    Seriously, if I was this guy, Id be such a supertramp that I’d have to sleep in a vat full of Valtrex every night.

  9. PantyWaist

    Whore only has 33% battery life.

  10. Statutory Performance Art.

  11. Cock Dr

    Celebrities in particular risk public exposure, inadequate contraception issues & possible legal problems if they regularly pursue people on the fuzzy edge of adulthood.
    So keep following your penis wherever it points, I’m sure that’ll work out just fine. It’s just more material for the site.

  12. anonymous

    Franco should stick to the underaged tartlets in LA. They are too smart for him anywhere else.

  13. Harriscandoit

    Honestly I zoomed in on her pic, I would have thought she was 20. I don’t know why this is a big deal. Female celebs bang young men all the time and sites like this usually give them a virtual high five with a “you go girl”.

  14. Why is this stupid? Age of consent in USA = 18. Age of consent across all lands in the UK = 16. Age of consent range throughout the rest of Europe = 13 – 17 depending on where you are standing. Who is right? Who is wrong? Yes this is America, so technically it would be a bad thing IF it had happened. But she grew up in another country where she was told she could bang anyone she wanted when she was 16. She was almost 18, okay, but in her head she had already been conditioned by the acceptable laws of her home country to think it was okay to get her fuck on with the man/ woman of her choice. For these reasons and more that I have not mention is why I do not care about a person I don’t personally know NOT having sex with another person I don’t personally know.

  15. He would have her number if he had Seth Rogan jizz on his head.

  16. My Pa-paw use ta’ say, “old ’nuff to got da’ store alone, old ’nuff to get bred”.

  17. Forget about the statutory shit. I want to know why Seth Rogen isn’t playing Lennie to his George.That would be a great comedy.

  18. cc

    I joke about a lot of shit, but this is creepy, and he’s a creepy fuck. A lot of my friend’s daughters are round about this age and so is my niece and yes some of them ARE hot or have hot friends, and, yes, I do check the hot friends out occasionally. But that’s it. Someone his age trying to hook up with one is pathetic. Yes I know that’s terribly judgmental and conservative but that’s what I think and if I had a 17 year old daughter and he tried to lure her to a hotel room I’d go there instead and drive my foot into his nuts with so much force he’d see them when he flossed.

    • OK internet tough guy. We all know you aren’t a closeted pedo now. You can calm down.

    • So, cc, that time you asked us for advice about trying to hook up with your good friend’s 17-year-old daughter who got you hard when she wore yoga pants—you were just kidding around? I think we all took that seriously. (Yes, I know, that was like 3 years ago, and why I remember that, I have no idea.)

      • cc

        If you took at that seriously, you are alarmingly dim.

      • Mike Walker

        Here he is just 3 months ago asking Zaloog (!!) for advice about, what I assume is, a different friend’s daughter. The previous time he was asking Deacon (!!).

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        http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-friday-1-17-14/the-crap-we-missed-0117-20-3

        cc
        Don, good to see you. Need your advice on something. I went to see a friend who has a daughter in high school. She’s a senior…tall, blonde, good looking (does some modelling), fit (plays senior volleyball). I was chatting with him about hockey and she wandered in and not six feet away bent over with straight knees, simultaneously revealing perky breasts and a rather magnificent behind (clad in a hot pink thong under too tight yoga pants). I know this sounds like a prelude to something from Penthouse Forum (does that still exist?). Anyway, I was momentarily stricken and was slow to recover. How should I have played that off so that my friend didn’t think ‘My friend’s checking out my daughter’s ass!’.
        Jan 17, 2014 at 3:51 pm /

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        Here’s the post you were probably thinking of:

        http://www.thesuperficial.com/christina-aguilera-should-stop-wearing-tights-12-2011

        cc
        I’ve been meaning to ask your advice. My friend’s daughter is 17 now and has absolutely the ass kickingest body, especially from the waist down which is perfect. She gives me a total boner. Is it morally incumbent on me to stop going over there to visit my friend?
        Dec 5, 2011 at 1:40 pm /

        cc
        Well, I’ve known him for a long time, and we’ve been on some awesome fishing trips. And he lets me go out on his boat.
        However, she’s 5’9″, is a rhythmic gymnast, and wears thongs and those form fitting yoga pants all the time.
        I am on the horns of a dilemma.
        Dec 5, 2011 at 10:12 pm /
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      • Mike Walker

        Here he is just 3 months ago asking Zaloog (!!) for advice about, what I assume is, a different friend’s daughter. The previous time he was asking Deacon (!!).

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        http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-friday-1-17-14/the-crap-we-missed-0117-20-3

        cc
        Don, good to see you. Need your advice on something. I went to see a friend who has a daughter in high school. She’s a senior…tall, blonde, good looking (does some modelling), fit (plays senior volleyball). I was chatting with him about hockey and she wandered in and not six feet away bent over with straight knees, simultaneously revealing perky breasts and a rather magnificent behind (clad in a hot pink thong under too tight yoga pants). I know this sounds like a prelude to something from Penthouse Forum (does that still exist?). Anyway, I was momentarily stricken and was slow to recover. How should I have played that off so that my friend didn’t think ‘My friend’s checking out my daughter’s ass!’.
        Jan 17, 2014 at 3:51 pm /

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        The previous post that you linked:

        cc
        I’ve been meaning to ask your advice. My friend’s daughter is 17 now and has absolutely the ass kickingest body, especially from the waist down which is perfect. She gives me a total boner. Is it morally incumbent on me to stop going over there to visit my friend?
        Dec 5, 2011 at 1:40 pm /

        cc
        Well, I’ve known him for a long time, and we’ve been on some awesome fishing trips. And he lets me go out on his boat.
        However, she’s 5’9?, is a rhythmic gymnast, and wears thongs and those form fitting yoga pants all the time.
        I am on the horns of a dilemma.
        Dec 5, 2011 at 10:12 pm /
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      • cc

        First, thanks for posting that as often as possible. Maybe you should post it again just in case someone missed it. Second, you realize that the website is satirical, I hope? I mean, for example, you don’t really think I am laying plans to kick Justin Bieber in the bag? Or do you really think I’m laying in wait outside his Florida house, waiting to spring? Three, joking about a friend’s daughter’s ass differs somewhat from Internet luring. And finally you are an idiot.

      • For someone who’s just being satirical on a satirical website, you sure sound awfully defensive.

      • Mike Walker

        (The first post had two urls, was caught by the spam trap and eventually posted.)

        Anyway, nobody is accusing you of being an actual predator, but this “satire” is fooling no one – you a pervy mofo.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …holy shit …talk about busted …and the lame ass backpedaling? [kisses fingertips] *mwah* exquisite! …it’s always the ones who protest the loudest who’re the most guilty of that very sin …right, senator craig, i mean “cc”?

  19. So which 17 are we talking about here? Like just out of diapers 17? Or already had anal sex with half the football clubs in Scotland 17?

  20. Ragnar

    And? 17 is legal in both New York and Scotland. Complete non-story.

  21. Kevin Clash

    What’s the big deal ? Does she have a brother ?

  22. GuyfromEurope

    Let the haters hate, they’re just jealous.
    Get all the legal young pussy you can while you can.

  23. While I admire those posters who have ably defended Franco’s actions by invoking the appropriate age-of-consent statues, I would also respectfully suggest that an important point is being missed here, namely: do not the habitués of these pages have the right, on every possible occasion, to lay into a fucking hipster twit who writes poetry about the Chateau Marmont and posts pictures of jizz on a Batman mask?

  24. She was legal in NY. I see no issue.

  25. If every annoying thing that James Franco does was all done in the name of banging 17 year olds, then bravo sir. It’s like he just pulled a goddamn Keyser Soze on us.

  26. Ronaldo

    Poor Franco. First people question if he is gay. Now he hits on a 17 year old girl, who i am sure looked much older (make up and clothes) and people question that too. Franco can’t get a break.

  27. oh like none of you ever tried to nail a 17 year old. That’s the best thing about them, I get older…they stay the same age. oh yes they do.

  28. Jentilly

    I’m pretty sure this is to promote his newest movie, which is about a male teacher trying to hook up with an underage student. In poor taste if you ask me.

  29. Oh BABY

    I thought Franco was a homo.

  30. I love how the fact that it’s legal somehow magically nullifies how creepy it is to the douchebags of the world. Being legal means two 17 year olds can happily fuck. It doesn’t mean that a 35 year old trying to fuck a 17 year old is in anyway not gross, creepy, or fully taking advantage.

    High school girls are dumb when it comes to older males in a position of fame or authority. Any guy in his 30s who thinks that hooking up with them is awesome is nasty as fuck.

  31. The Real JC_12345

    18..17..16..15.. If she was hot? I would put my holy ROD in that hole and spill it all inside.. Baby JC-z FTW!!! Holla! lol

  32. Carly

    I’m not saying that what James Franco did was right, but i cannot help but notice some hypocrisy in the way some people have handled this story. The people who are condemning Franco as a “pedophile” seem to be the same people who were lusting over Kendall Jenner’s “curvy” figure on Instagram only a couple of days before this news came out. Note that Kendall is only about 5 months older than this girl. Both could be in the same year of High School. Just because one is 18 does not mean that they are magically an adult capable of making rational informed decisions. Does a year or even a couple of months suddenly transform a “child” into a mature, rational adult? Of Course not. Biologically and Mentally,18 year olds still teens. Either way, someone in their mid-late thirties should not be interested in girls of this age range due to the psychological differences involved.

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