Jake Gyllenhaal shows off his penis

October 24th, 2006 // 117 Comments



  1. bigsteamyone

    1st ?

  2. bigsteamyone

    ahh ha

  3. bigsteamyone

    would anybody really notice if there wasn’t any arrows pointing at his crotch ,,,, i think not

  4. Binky

    I prefer my gay porn lesbian based…

  5. laikiska

    one word: yummy!

  6. BigJim

    That guy is hung like a hamster.

  7. Chamois

    Look at him. Slightly bending over, hoping his shirt might slip over it and hide his shame. It reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke (yes, Jeff Foxworthy.) When a woman says she isn’t wearing underwear you think “Oh yeah” but when a man says he isn’t wearing underwear the woman thinks “Oh God. I’m going to have to wash those pants twice.”

  8. PrettyBaby

    This dude is not attractive and no desire to see his boring cock. All my chicpals hate when dudes joke around with eachother about being gay so definitly hate a dude “pretending” to be gay in a movie.

    Note to Men: Don’t pretend to be a fag unless you really love dick (and not your own)

  9. laikiska

    shame man – maybe he is a ‘grow-er’. he is certainly not a ‘show-er’… in any case, men: haven’t you heard? size doesn’t matter – technique does ;)

  10. The closest I’ve ever come to acting gay is I shaved my chest hair once.

    Itched like a motherfucker for two months growing back.

    Never. Ever. Again.

    Oh, and I love my own dick a lot.

  11. jrzmommy

    Is the sun shining a little brighter right now? Do I hear bluebirds chirping? Why do I feel so………happyish and giddy…hee hee…..

  12. Madrid Marriott

    Hmm, car keys in hand while walking away from a taxi cab. Glad he’s found a job he’s more suited for than acting.

  13. velvet

    I’d give anything to have sex with this man.

  14. yuckyfresh

    what a great way to start the morning!!

  15. If you get close enough to the screen you can smell Lance Bass Spit on his pants.

  16. He’s hung like my little brother


  17. jrzmommy

    the only way these pictures could be better would be a) if his head was shaved, like in Jarhead, and b) he was walking into my bedroom.

  18. That’s not a “bulge”, that’s a point.

  19. It is so rare to see a man get caught in any risque.


  20. Jake Gyllenhaal’s Penis is a Racist!

  21. commissioner

    Awwww, I love a man who goes commando. Makes me all tingly.

  22. BigJim

    Rump ranger
    Protein exchanger
    Not a stranger
    To anal danger

    Front rider
    Salami hider
    Vaseline slider
    Butt cheek divider
    Bone smuggler
    Nut juggler

    These are the names I call Jake Gyllenhaal to piss him off.

    Pickle poker
    Heinie poker
    Chicken choker
    Man-hood stroker

    Butt slammer
    Poop jammer
    Rear rammer
    Intestine crammer
    Jump humper
    Scrotum lover

    These are the names I call Jake Gyllenhaal to piss him off.

  23. ponk


  24. Angry Ferret Jones is a Racist!

  25. BarbadoSlim

    I could just start posting about how Lance Armstrong must be fingering himself as he looks at the pictures of his trick here.

    But I’m not gonna do that, I’m not even gonna mention anything on the faggotry trifecta that has this boy swapping shaft with McConagay and the Tour de Fag winner.

    I’m classier than that.

  26. BeautifulNightmare

    @22 – LMAO!!!

  27. NipsyHustle

    #22 newsflash: you’re coming off a little gay.

    you’ve spent way too much time thinking up names for “homosexual” behavior which means you’ve spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR. how do we know you’re obsessed with homosexual thoughts? because you posted the evidence on this board.

    if you want to cuddle with jake, it’s okay. we understand. he’s hot, sexy, rich, and famous.

  28. RichPort

    He looks like he has a pimple on his crotch. I mean, shit, it barely makes it past his fly… sad I tell you, just sad…

  29. jrzmommy

    He’s not allowed to be queer. He’s too fucking cute. Come see Jrzmommy, Jakey baby, I’ll un-gay ya!

  30. Italian Stallion

    “I’m out there Jerry, and I’m loving every minute of it”

  31. Jake Gyllenhaal is a Rump-ranging, Protein-exchanging, Front-riding, salami-hiding, Vaseline-sliding, Butt-cheek-dividing, Bone-smuggling, Nut-juggling, Pickle-poking, Heinie-stroking, Chicken-choking, Man-hood-stroking, Butt-slamming, Poop-jamming, Rear-ramming, Intestine-cramming, Jump-humping, Scrotum-loving, STOOL PIGEON RACIST.

    Big Jim – your list ROCKS!

    I love hyphens like a fat kid loves cake. I love hyphens like Stool Pigeon loves being an ignorant bastard. That’s a lot!

  32. pinky_nip

    No guy should show off his penis if it resembles a shitake mushroom.

  33. slantingthroughdarkness

    Your gerbil’s escaping against, Jake.


  34. slantingthroughdarkness


  35. mbarkr

    Fool is totally sprrting wood. And not a big tree, or branch or anything, either. A tiny little twig.

    Looks like he’s trying to smuggle an olive in his draw’rs. Yeah… I said it, DRAW’RS. I’m from the South. Blow me.

  36. @35….From the South? Uh-oh, must be a racist….

  37. bigponie

    that pecker belongs on a chicken, not a man.

  38. PrettyBaby

    What females has he ever dated in Hollywood?
    Wasn’t there ugly Kirstn Dunst and some other faghag?

  39. beifiori


  40. mbarkr

    @36…. Nah, we hate everybody equally.

    ‘cept for our Momma’s.

  41. PrettyBaby

    Kirsten I mean, yo!

  42. bigponie

    if I throw chicken feed at his feet, I bet I’ll see a chicken beak come out of his pants.

  43. The Juice

    ok now you just grossed the fuck outa me

  44. The Gilbs

    I would be willing to see if he’s a grow-er or show-er for all of you. I think the world needs to know.

  45. bigponie

    does his pecker wake him up before dawn by the sound of cock-a-doodle-doo.

  46. no one you know

    This photo is completely understandable. If I had buried my pole in Kirsten Dunst’s crustiness it would probably be trying to flee my pants and scurry down the streets in fear, too.

  47. @40 me too! But, apparently that makes me a racist according to Shit Pigeon.

  48. forlorn angel

    Awww… it’s just “sleeping” let him bring his cute ass over here and I will wake it up for him….

  49. PrettyBaby

    #22 “Not a stranger to anal danger” I like it- gotta use that when I advertise my countless wares :)

  50. reesestet

    Well hello Jake! Cumming to Indiana anytime soon?

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