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bigsteamyone | October 24, 2006 at 9:20 am
1st ?
bigsteamyone | October 24, 2006 at 9:20 am
ahh ha
bigsteamyone | October 24, 2006 at 9:22 am
would anybody really notice if there wasn’t any arrows pointing at his crotch ,,,, i think not
Binky | October 24, 2006 at 9:23 am
I prefer my gay porn lesbian based…
laikiska | October 24, 2006 at 9:26 am
one word: yummy!
BigJim | October 24, 2006 at 9:27 am
That guy is hung like a hamster.
Chamois | October 24, 2006 at 9:28 am
Look at him. Slightly bending over, hoping his shirt might slip over it and hide his shame. It reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke (yes, Jeff Foxworthy.) When a woman says she isn’t wearing underwear you think “Oh yeah” but when a man says he isn’t wearing underwear the woman thinks “Oh God. I’m going to have to wash those pants twice.”
PrettyBaby | October 24, 2006 at 9:29 am
This dude is not attractive and no desire to see his boring cock. All my chicpals hate when dudes joke around with eachother about being gay so definitly hate a dude “pretending” to be gay in a movie.
Note to Men: Don’t pretend to be a fag unless you really love dick (and not your own)
Candice | August 26, 2010 at 5:17 am
LMFAO @ U – Your name is “PrettyBaby”. Stupid kunt.
laikiska | October 24, 2006 at 9:33 am
shame man – maybe he is a ‘grow-er’. he is certainly not a ‘show-er’… in any case, men: haven’t you heard? size doesn’t matter – technique does ;)
BigJim | October 24, 2006 at 9:35 am
The closest I’ve ever come to acting gay is I shaved my chest hair once.
Itched like a motherfucker for two months growing back.
Never. Ever. Again.
Oh, and I love my own dick a lot.
jrzmommy | October 24, 2006 at 9:37 am
Is the sun shining a little brighter right now? Do I hear bluebirds chirping? Why do I feel so………happyish and giddy…hee hee…..
Madrid Marriott | October 24, 2006 at 9:39 am
Hmm, car keys in hand while walking away from a taxi cab. Glad he’s found a job he’s more suited for than acting.
velvet | October 24, 2006 at 9:39 am
I’d give anything to have sex with this man.
yuckyfresh | October 24, 2006 at 9:40 am
what a great way to start the morning!!
Spindoc | October 24, 2006 at 9:42 am
If you get close enough to the screen you can smell Lance Bass Spit on his pants.
CelebSlam.com | October 24, 2006 at 9:42 am
He’s hung like my little brother
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | October 24, 2006 at 9:46 am
the only way these pictures could be better would be a) if his head was shaved, like in Jarhead, and b) he was walking into my bedroom.
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 9:53 am
That’s not a “bulge”, that’s a point.
sharkbite | October 24, 2006 at 9:54 am
It is so rare to see a man get caught in any risque.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
Angry Ferret Jones | October 24, 2006 at 9:55 am
Jake Gyllenhaal’s Penis is a Racist!
commissioner | October 24, 2006 at 9:57 am
Awwww, I love a man who goes commando. Makes me all tingly.
BigJim | October 24, 2006 at 9:59 am
Rump ranger
Protein exchanger
Not a stranger
To anal danger
Front rider
Salami hider
Vaseline slider
Butt cheek divider
Bone smuggler
Nut juggler
These are the names I call Jake Gyllenhaal to piss him off.
Pickle poker
Heinie poker
Chicken choker
Man-hood stroker
Butt slammer
Poop jammer
Rear rammer
Intestine crammer
Jump humper
Scrotum lover
These are the names I call Jake Gyllenhaal to piss him off.
ponk | October 24, 2006 at 10:01 am
JGLTC?
Brain Embolism | October 24, 2006 at 10:09 am
Angry Ferret Jones is a Racist!
BarbadoSlim | October 24, 2006 at 10:12 am
I could just start posting about how Lance Armstrong must be fingering himself as he looks at the pictures of his trick here.
But I’m not gonna do that, I’m not even gonna mention anything on the faggotry trifecta that has this boy swapping shaft with McConagay and the Tour de Fag winner.
I’m classier than that.
BeautifulNightmare | October 24, 2006 at 10:12 am
@22 – LMAO!!!
NipsyHustle | October 24, 2006 at 10:15 am
#22 newsflash: you’re coming off a little gay.
you’ve spent way too much time thinking up names for “homosexual” behavior which means you’ve spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR. how do we know you’re obsessed with homosexual thoughts? because you posted the evidence on this board.
if you want to cuddle with jake, it’s okay. we understand. he’s hot, sexy, rich, and famous.
RichPort | October 24, 2006 at 10:18 am
He looks like he has a pimple on his crotch. I mean, shit, it barely makes it past his fly… sad I tell you, just sad…
jrzmommy | October 24, 2006 at 10:19 am
He’s not allowed to be queer. He’s too fucking cute. Come see Jrzmommy, Jakey baby, I’ll un-gay ya!
Italian Stallion | October 24, 2006 at 10:25 am
“I’m out there Jerry, and I’m loving every minute of it”
Angry Ferret Jones | October 24, 2006 at 10:26 am
Jake Gyllenhaal is a Rump-ranging, Protein-exchanging, Front-riding, salami-hiding, Vaseline-sliding, Butt-cheek-dividing, Bone-smuggling, Nut-juggling, Pickle-poking, Heinie-stroking, Chicken-choking, Man-hood-stroking, Butt-slamming, Poop-jamming, Rear-ramming, Intestine-cramming, Jump-humping, Scrotum-loving, STOOL PIGEON RACIST.
Big Jim – your list ROCKS!
I love hyphens like a fat kid loves cake. I love hyphens like Stool Pigeon loves being an ignorant bastard. That’s a lot!
pinky_nip | October 24, 2006 at 10:32 am
No guy should show off his penis if it resembles a shitake mushroom.
slantingthroughdarkness | October 24, 2006 at 10:33 am
Your gerbil’s escaping against, Jake.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
slantingthroughdarkness | October 24, 2006 at 10:34 am
*again
mbarkr | October 24, 2006 at 10:37 am
Fool is totally sprrting wood. And not a big tree, or branch or anything, either. A tiny little twig.
Looks like he’s trying to smuggle an olive in his draw’rs. Yeah… I said it, DRAW’RS. I’m from the South. Blow me.
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 24, 2006 at 10:39 am
@35….From the South? Uh-oh, must be a racist….
bigponie | October 24, 2006 at 10:41 am
that pecker belongs on a chicken, not a man.
PrettyBaby | October 24, 2006 at 10:44 am
What females has he ever dated in Hollywood?
Wasn’t there ugly Kirstn Dunst and some other faghag?
beifiori | October 24, 2006 at 10:44 am
AHHHHH, I LOVE YOU BIGJIM!!!!
mbarkr | October 24, 2006 at 10:44 am
@36…. Nah, we hate everybody equally.
‘cept for our Momma’s.
PrettyBaby | October 24, 2006 at 10:46 am
Kirsten I mean, yo!
bigponie | October 24, 2006 at 10:50 am
if I throw chicken feed at his feet, I bet I’ll see a chicken beak come out of his pants.
The Juice | October 24, 2006 at 10:50 am
ok now you just grossed the fuck outa me
The Gilbs | October 24, 2006 at 10:51 am
I would be willing to see if he’s a grow-er or show-er for all of you. I think the world needs to know.
bigponie | October 24, 2006 at 10:51 am
does his pecker wake him up before dawn by the sound of cock-a-doodle-doo.
no one you know | October 24, 2006 at 10:54 am
This photo is completely understandable. If I had buried my pole in Kirsten Dunst’s crustiness it would probably be trying to flee my pants and scurry down the streets in fear, too.
Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 24, 2006 at 10:59 am
@40 me too! But, apparently that makes me a racist according to Shit Pigeon.
forlorn angel | October 24, 2006 at 11:00 am
Awww… it’s just “sleeping” let him bring his cute ass over here and I will wake it up for him….
PrettyBaby | October 24, 2006 at 11:08 am
#22 “Not a stranger to anal danger” I like it- gotta use that when I advertise my countless wares :)
reesestet | October 24, 2006 at 11:15 am
Well hello Jake! Cumming to Indiana anytime soon?