Jake Gyllenhaal shows off his penis

1st ?

ahh ha

would anybody really notice if there wasn’t any arrows pointing at his crotch ,,,, i think not

I prefer my gay porn lesbian based…

one word: yummy!

That guy is hung like a hamster.

Look at him. Slightly bending over, hoping his shirt might slip over it and hide his shame. It reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke (yes, Jeff Foxworthy.) When a woman says she isn’t wearing underwear you think “Oh yeah” but when a man says he isn’t wearing underwear the woman thinks “Oh God. I’m going to have to wash those pants twice.”

This dude is not attractive and no desire to see his boring cock. All my chicpals hate when dudes joke around with eachother about being gay so definitly hate a dude “pretending” to be gay in a movie.

Note to Men: Don’t pretend to be a fag unless you really love dick (and not your own)

shame man – maybe he is a ‘grow-er’. he is certainly not a ‘show-er’… in any case, men: haven’t you heard? size doesn’t matter – technique does ;)

The closest I’ve ever come to acting gay is I shaved my chest hair once.

Itched like a motherfucker for two months growing back.

Never. Ever. Again.

Oh, and I love my own dick a lot.

Is the sun shining a little brighter right now? Do I hear bluebirds chirping? Why do I feel so………happyish and giddy…hee hee…..

Hmm, car keys in hand while walking away from a taxi cab. Glad he’s found a job he’s more suited for than acting.

I’d give anything to have sex with this man.

what a great way to start the morning!!

If you get close enough to the screen you can smell Lance Bass Spit on his pants.

He’s hung like my little brother

http://www.celebslam.com

the only way these pictures could be better would be a) if his head was shaved, like in Jarhead, and b) he was walking into my bedroom.

That’s not a “bulge”, that’s a point.

It is so rare to see a man get caught in any risque.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Penis is a Racist!

Awwww, I love a man who goes commando. Makes me all tingly.

Rump ranger
Protein exchanger
Not a stranger
To anal danger

Front rider
Salami hider
Vaseline slider
Butt cheek divider
Bone smuggler
Nut juggler

These are the names I call Jake Gyllenhaal to piss him off.

Pickle poker
Heinie poker
Chicken choker
Man-hood stroker

Butt slammer
Poop jammer
Rear rammer
Intestine crammer
Jump humper
Scrotum lover

These are the names I call Jake Gyllenhaal to piss him off.

JGLTC?

Angry Ferret Jones is a Racist!

I could just start posting about how Lance Armstrong must be fingering himself as he looks at the pictures of his trick here.

But I’m not gonna do that, I’m not even gonna mention anything on the faggotry trifecta that has this boy swapping shaft with McConagay and the Tour de Fag winner.

I’m classier than that.

@22 – LMAO!!!

#22 newsflash: you’re coming off a little gay.

you’ve spent way too much time thinking up names for “homosexual” behavior which means you’ve spent WAY TOO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR. how do we know you’re obsessed with homosexual thoughts? because you posted the evidence on this board.

if you want to cuddle with jake, it’s okay. we understand. he’s hot, sexy, rich, and famous.

He looks like he has a pimple on his crotch. I mean, shit, it barely makes it past his fly… sad I tell you, just sad…

He’s not allowed to be queer. He’s too fucking cute. Come see Jrzmommy, Jakey baby, I’ll un-gay ya!

“I’m out there Jerry, and I’m loving every minute of it”

Jake Gyllenhaal is a Rump-ranging, Protein-exchanging, Front-riding, salami-hiding, Vaseline-sliding, Butt-cheek-dividing, Bone-smuggling, Nut-juggling, Pickle-poking, Heinie-stroking, Chicken-choking, Man-hood-stroking, Butt-slamming, Poop-jamming, Rear-ramming, Intestine-cramming, Jump-humping, Scrotum-loving, STOOL PIGEON RACIST.

Big Jim – your list ROCKS!

I love hyphens like a fat kid loves cake. I love hyphens like Stool Pigeon loves being an ignorant bastard. That’s a lot!

No guy should show off his penis if it resembles a shitake mushroom.

Your gerbil’s escaping against, Jake.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

*again

Fool is totally sprrting wood. And not a big tree, or branch or anything, either. A tiny little twig.

Looks like he’s trying to smuggle an olive in his draw’rs. Yeah… I said it, DRAW’RS. I’m from the South. Blow me.

@35….From the South? Uh-oh, must be a racist….

that pecker belongs on a chicken, not a man.

What females has he ever dated in Hollywood?
Wasn’t there ugly Kirstn Dunst and some other faghag?

AHHHHH, I LOVE YOU BIGJIM!!!!

@36…. Nah, we hate everybody equally.

‘cept for our Momma’s.

Kirsten I mean, yo!

if I throw chicken feed at his feet, I bet I’ll see a chicken beak come out of his pants.

ok now you just grossed the fuck outa me

I would be willing to see if he’s a grow-er or show-er for all of you. I think the world needs to know.

does his pecker wake him up before dawn by the sound of cock-a-doodle-doo.

This photo is completely understandable. If I had buried my pole in Kirsten Dunst’s crustiness it would probably be trying to flee my pants and scurry down the streets in fear, too.

@40 me too! But, apparently that makes me a racist according to Shit Pigeon.

Awww… it’s just “sleeping” let him bring his cute ass over here and I will wake it up for him….

#22 “Not a stranger to anal danger” I like it- gotta use that when I advertise my countless wares :)

Well hello Jake! Cumming to Indiana anytime soon?