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The midget vibe comes from his disproportionately huge head.
He played in Donnie Darko? Did anyone see Brokeback? That was one of the worst movies ever ever ever. I really hated it… but it looks like he kept some of the wardrobe.
I, not being the original Edna, but taking on her namesake, will be reporting all disgusting posts.
Where is his matching purse and necklace?
He needs to complete the outfit. Every gay guy knows that.
This ensemble just screams COCK IS SO COOOOOL!!!
I was on the fence after BBM, but now these photos cinch it:
JAKE GYLLENHAAL GAVE ME GAY!
I want to have hot homosexual sex with him while all you homophobic closet-gays circle jerk all over us.
#46, yes, he has got to be Toothy Tile.
Sorry, but no male-humpin’ female is gonna deny that young piece of man-meat access to her goodies. Cyclists have the hottest bodies around. Love it when I drive behind them and get to check out their well-toned asses and legs! Bonus if I’m driving up a hill. Work it, baby!
omgz bikes
I really wish the picture i tried to just post worked.
http://iheartjakemedia.com/albums/746/normal_023.jpg
Here I go upon my Schwinn
some asshole stole the seat again
the pole goes in rectum to heart
when I pull back, it makes me fart
Lube it up, just like a fountain
next movie: BrokeBike Mountain
hes such a fag, this is proof.
He is Toothy Tiles, my friends and I have thought that for a while too. 2 reasons, one, his teeth look like tiles and two he has a wicked case of gay.
#56
With a name like leatherpoo, you were the only one who had doubt this day would come. Now, spread your wings little bee, go forth and…uh, pollenate.
Its official Jake is out of the closet. There is nothing more he could do to convince me he is gay.
On a side note: I would still hit it
Oooh, look at the twee little poppet in his cute biking costume.
THIS is what passes for a leading man, nowadays?
Ummm, … JGLTC.
HE LOOKS GAYER THAN AN ATLANTA HAIRDRESSER!! WTF is up with that stance of his??
PS Where the F did his NECK GO????
that is one gay man…
He would look nice in a bra
YOU SHOULD WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE PICTURES I SPIT WATER ALL OVER THE PLACE WHEN I SAW THE LAST PIC !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hes a Gay.
Brokebike Mountain has already been made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MILWHGPPPtk
It’s called Metrosexual, people, not homosexual.
Man, it ends up Pat Robertson’s influence was bigger than I thought.
MS150 that was great.
and Jake is fucking disgusting.
Umm…
#72 since when is gay capitalized and used with an a before it. It’s like saying, he’s a black. It just doesn’t work.
Anyways, it’s nice to see that strange creepy men in bycicling attire can have fun too. Look at the huge smile on his face!