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mmmBitch | May 2, 2006 at 10:01 am
FIRST!
-= ChebyratoR =- | May 2, 2006 at 10:06 am
um well i dont see a bicylce in aaaany of those photos so that could mean just one thing… he just likes to wear tight pants for some reason …
aaand on a completely related note, wtf hapends to the Lohan breaks her foot story? ok come to think of it the site is not updating on my computer but i was so first here http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/05/02/lindsay_lohan_breaks_foot_does.html !!!
morokolli | May 2, 2006 at 10:07 am
I guess no one cares about this clown, no racing for posting!
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 10:07 am
What a fugly outfit.
Xiangzi | May 2, 2006 at 10:09 am
Apparently it is cold.
colormeskanky | May 2, 2006 at 10:10 am
dude, even the tour de france guys don’t get this gay-ed up to ride their bikes.
plus i don’t see one pic of him actually on a bicyle.
anyways, mmmbitch why don’t u mmm…shut up unless u have something besides “first!” to say?
Proteon | May 2, 2006 at 10:17 am
He should have retired after Donnie Darko. I said this five years ago – Jake did not listen.
Italian Stallion | May 2, 2006 at 10:18 am
I think he just likes to hang out with old men in speedo’s…..not that there is anything wrong with that………
Phoenix | May 2, 2006 at 10:21 am
So he could have worn cycling shorts like those other guys but instead wore leggings. Right, OK.
sharkbite | May 2, 2006 at 10:21 am
He’s just trying to show off his goods.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
CPR is so erotic | May 2, 2006 at 10:29 am
I saw the worm.
CPR is so erotic | May 2, 2006 at 10:32 am
P.S. Are his man-thighs disformed or was that the work of the snaggletoothed K.D.?
Delicious.
SpiderMomma | May 2, 2006 at 10:35 am
Reminds me of that Queen song. Interesting that he is getting in to a car instead of mounting a bike since he is wearing all that gear. #2 I think you are right, he probably likes the feel of tight pants. Or just wants to look like he is athletic. Why is this guy famous again? Not hot, not hot at all.
bjpack | May 2, 2006 at 10:37 am
Jake loves the bike!! (if you don’t get it, see #7… http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bike )
gsprescueguy | May 2, 2006 at 10:37 am
He couldn’t look more queer if he was naked on his hands and knees with Tom Cruise giving him the ol’ Scientology sausage.
txb | May 2, 2006 at 10:39 am
dont you all know, being in a bike club is the new bath house for men.
krisdylee | May 2, 2006 at 10:44 am
I love Jake… I loved it when he was getting it up the ass from Heath, I think he is mother-fucking hot, and it’s really hard typing with your left hand….
Geno | May 2, 2006 at 10:44 am
At least he has better taste in bikes than he does in women.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
hendero | May 2, 2006 at 10:45 am
We could maybe cut him some slack, like “oh, he’s obviously on hiw way to the bike trail”, but for the fact he’s wearing the gay cycling gloves already. Because, you know, those Starbucks’ lattes can get really hot.
brewdick | May 2, 2006 at 10:46 am
i’d hit it, gay cyclist gear and all…
leesbeautifulwife | May 2, 2006 at 10:54 am
Jake Gyllenhaal is f*ckin hot! He can wear bicycle pants in my bed anytime he wants!
Fisher55 | May 2, 2006 at 10:56 am
gsprescueguy, “scientology sausage” ha ha
suzy | May 2, 2006 at 10:57 am
i think he looks good
Fisher55 | May 2, 2006 at 10:58 am
cycling is not the most masculine sport, though…you’d think he’d pose doing something a little more manly, throwing a ball or something
St.Minutia | May 2, 2006 at 10:59 am
I am going to round him and his gay outfit up, and keep him in my imaginary celebrity boyfriend corral.
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 11:05 am
That’s some quality moose-knuckle in that last shot.
Wait… did I just comment on some guy’s penis? A guy that was in a movie about fudge packing?
Ewww. I feel so unclean. How do you unpost on this board?
pinky_nip | May 2, 2006 at 11:07 am
@17: I couldn’t agree with you MORE! I was never hot for Jake or Heath, but once I saw them together.. oh f***, dude I want a 3-way SO bad!
Anndralina Steals Husbands | May 2, 2006 at 11:10 am
ok. i love jake, but this makes my love for him digress a bit……..he looks like such a tool !!!!!!!!!!11
WTF | May 2, 2006 at 11:11 am
I’d hit that…..with a bullet!
Baroness | May 2, 2006 at 11:12 am
He looks like he’s about 5 feet tall in those pictures. Hot nonetheless. Look at those keeeler thighs!
WTF | May 2, 2006 at 11:13 am
#26 BigJim finally came out, huh?
chanel_bear | May 2, 2006 at 11:30 am
#17 and 27
So true. the scene in the tent was one of the hottest things I have ever seen.
Gerald Tarrant | May 2, 2006 at 11:30 am
He’s not riding a bike. He’s explaining how he studied for the Brokeback role. It’s all about the method acting.
sweetcheeks | May 2, 2006 at 11:38 am
Ballet flats and military jackets are all the rage, too, but Jake is sticking with this season’s hottest trend: the oh-so-fashionable man leggings.
Spindoc | May 2, 2006 at 11:56 am
The tight pants are to keep the swelling down..rough night.
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 12:07 pm
WTF:
Keep trying to be funny. You’ll get there eventually.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 2, 2006 at 12:07 pm
He needs to come out now. If there was ever any question, there is no doubt now. And he does love to bike – without the seat.
shazzer | May 2, 2006 at 12:19 pm
I’m in love. Officially. I’m a mountain biker, and that just sealed the deal for me – He’s my dream guy, and we can bike off in to the sun together!
Anyone that bikes knows he’s got some nice gear – I love the whole I’m biking, but I’m drinking Starbucks! Looks like he’s been working real hard lol. I still want his babies.
sundaybl00dysunday | May 2, 2006 at 12:20 pm
I actually find these pictures scary-hot, hot because I’ve always liked Jake and I think he is very hot!! scary because since BBM he started to look sooooo gay to me, I hope he is no!!
btw I’m a girl I’m not gay!
WTF | May 2, 2006 at 12:24 pm
WOMP.
WTF | May 2, 2006 at 12:25 pm
BigJim dont you know I cant go on with out clever quips from you. You complete my world. Now give daddy a kiss.
IwearBananahammocks | May 2, 2006 at 12:28 pm
I gotta party with this guy, come on spandax? I understand when it’s Spiderman, but bro, what are you thinking? Wear some cargo shorts or something. You look like some weird ass German Hasselhoff wanna-be.
monkeywithnoeyes | May 2, 2006 at 12:28 pm
its brokeback mountain 2 isnt it? Anyway atleast his got as much style as a guy wearing unaturally tight fitting pants can have, check out the guy next to him – talk about a clash of colours girlfriend
And whats with all these “firsts” posts? it only classes as the first comment if its actually a comment…though i love your quick wit and originality, well done.
ribbit25 | May 2, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Other than dick wrestling, there is no gayer activity than bicycling….
gogoboots | May 2, 2006 at 1:00 pm
no one looks good in bicycle pants, no really, nobody does!
cookiepuss | May 2, 2006 at 1:09 pm
He is soo Toothy Tile
Pearly | May 2, 2006 at 1:09 pm
This guy is almost as over rated as Jared Leto, almost. He looks like every kid I met at every bar mitzvah I have had to endure in my lifetime.
Oh and nice pants. Fag.
CancerNipples | May 2, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Yeah, Jared Leto is a perfect comparison to this guy, though I think Jared may be even more overrated. Niether one is babboon-ass ugly, but they are both average looking.
Jake also just gives off a midget vibe, and as far as I know he isn’t even a short guy. Leto actually is a midge though, I think.
booface | May 2, 2006 at 1:45 pm
#21
I’m going to tell Lee you said that.
killerkat | May 2, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Is it just me or he looks a little, just a little… gay!
Why is it that I don’t find him hot anymore??… maybe the spandex!