Brokeback Mountain co-stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger have become so close that Ledger has asked Gyllenhaal to be godfather to his 4-month-old daughter Matilda. Gyllenhaal credits the movie with building a unique bond between them. He says, “Heath and I are best friends now — making the film was very intense for us. I’m actually godfather to Heath’s daughter Matilda, which is an amazing honor. Almost as amazing as the night he covered me in warm cocoa and called me Mr. Pickles. I think he might have been drunk.”
Ok, I may have doctored those last two lines a bit. This is a nice, heartwarming story, so I don’t really have much to say. But I’ll be curious to see little Matilda’s reaction to all this as she grows up. In most circumstances, stumbling across a DVD of Dad having sex with your godfather can lead to some awkward questions. Particularly if they’re both dressed as mimes. And weeping. And using your bed. And you get the DVD for Christmas.
OMG Susie the Stalker. Oh and by the way, it’s LayDEEBug. (retard) Bwahahaha!
Mamacita, that chick is bonkers. I’ll admind that I’M an asshole, cuz I am. But that chick is KeeeeRaaaazy!
#52, I meant to write ADMIT.
LaydeeBug
I figured that out when she started throwing all of the random ahahhhahhhhas and ding ding dings and whatnot in there. When you said “But that chick is KeeeeRaaaazy!”, I thought to myself “Hmmm, crazy like a fox? No, no, crazy like a psycho!” Sighhh, I crack myself up. And isn’t that the most important thing? Well, besides the temporary restraining order that I’m thinking of filing?
#54, Word Mama. There is way too much cutting and pasting and re-referencing of dialogue for that girl to be anything BUT Loca.
ladybug – it’s sad you think I care about how to spell your name. Nice to see you have a new little retarded friend. It must be easy for you make a friend with someone you can relate to.
mamacita – yeah keep posting your inane thoughts. Cracking yourself up is so very important, you idiot.
Duhhh, I’m stupid, ohhh it sooo sad, you’re som nuch smarter than me (Bug said in a really dumb voice)
Get the fuck off the page you stupid, insipid, attention-seeking, possibly UGLY, pseudo-intellectual hack. What a cooze you are. Just shut it because this is last reference I’m making about your cojon-sucking comments.
Hmmmm, Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s so dreamy…..
Well, quite honestly I have to say I must be a retard too because frankly I enjoy the comments of Laydeebug and Mamacita.
They have wit without poison. And from the number of others that respond to them, I would further have to say a LOT of other people enjoy thier posts as well.
Towit; Laydeebug and mamacita, please add me in as a third and keep on posting.
PS: they usually go away if htey are ignored – no drama for them – no fun.
awww – the retards unite.
mamacita’s criticism of asbo was not witty and it was not nice at all. And yes, she can dish it out, and insult me for defending him, yes quite poisonously I might add … and expect no rebuttal?
Yes, I’ve said all along she should keep posting. With each post she sounds more retarded with her self-congratulating drivel.
and yes, ladybug’s poisonless posts – you must be blind
And if you enjoy mamacita’s posts, I have to agree with you. They are amusing, but not because they are witty or poisonless.
LaydeeBug
Xanthia
All together now, sighhhhhhhhhhh.
you retard – how many times are you going to type that you are done with it and then keep posting?
Laydee Bug
I believe I was talking to you and Xanthia when I said this
All together now, sighhhhhhhhhhh.
Could you double check that for me? K, thanks. I wouldn’t want any psycho who is possibly on leave from the state hospital to think that I was talking to him/her/it.
~sigh~ Another day – another meaningless pursuit of drivel by some…………..
Posted by mamacita on February 23, 2006
… but sometimes I look longingly at my no-longer-sitting-up boobies …
you’re sick
I’ve seen you type some sick stuff, but that post takes the cake.
You just provide too much comedic material to work with.
I know … you’re “done with it”. Yet you keep posting to this thread. But again, please stay. You’re amusing … but sick.
and then everyone hugged, did a Kelso, and went out to Starbuck’s for cappucinos
~~the end~~
I’ve got it now, I’ve got it, I admit I am slow but….mamacita, susie-q and laydeebug are all one person, 3 personalities, whose goal is to take over this site all for themselves! Used to really enjoy all your postings but this is getting old. Give it a rest. Go back to what you do best, commenting on the actual postings.
susie q shut the fuk up ur annoying
if jake gyllenhaal was my godfather i would have sex with him.
37. Posted by lebowski on February 22, 2006 05:39 PM
that was hilarious but then
they’re playing gay doesnt AUTO— automatically… …. that they’re gay
i dont see it as much of a deal…
guys have too much ego let alone anything
once they kiss a guy omg omg they’re gay
c’mon seriously, you people in exception of women, grow up…. its acting HELLO
if they’re gay or whatnot who cares!?!
its about time they make a movie like brokeback mountain…
37. Posted by lebowski on February 22, 2006 05:39 PM
that was hilarious but then
they’re playing gay doesnt AUTO— automatically… …. that they’re gay
i dont see it as much of a deal…
guys have too much ego let alone anything
once they kiss a guy omg omg they’re gay
c’mon seriously, you people in exception of women, grow up…. its acting HELLO
if they’re gay or whatnot who cares!?!
He is so sexy! He can be my godfather!
And I loved him in BrokeBackMountain…