Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s reps have officially shot down rumors the two split over the holiday, according to Gossip Cop. Coincidentally, even they were surprised by the news.
JAKE: Hey, did you know we’re still alive and dating?
REESE: Really? Weird.
JAKE: I could’ve sworn you murdered me with your chin.
REESE: Yeah, me, too.
JAKE: Huh. How about that…