Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s reps have officially shot down rumors the two split over the holiday, according to Gossip Cop. Coincidentally, even they were surprised by the news.
JAKE: Hey, did you know we’re still alive and dating?
REESE: Really? Weird.
JAKE: I could’ve sworn you murdered me with your chin.
REESE: Yeah, me, too.
JAKE: Huh. How about that…
/caring
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First! | November 30, 2009 at 10:44 am
First!
Chris | November 30, 2009 at 10:45 am
First
Bonanno | November 30, 2009 at 10:46 am
Nicee… fu first
Fourth! | November 30, 2009 at 10:48 am
Fourth!
Mr. First! | November 30, 2009 at 10:53 am
I’ve still got it!
SO RIGHT | November 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
The chin comment — funny :) BUT — she looks better here than she’s ever looked. Gorgeous photos of her.
hair on her chiny chin chin | November 30, 2009 at 11:11 am
nice stems…no tits. this belongs in US magazine, not this website
Sheva | November 30, 2009 at 11:20 am
She’s had a couple of kids and she’s a single mom. Agreed very nice shots, although the wrap thing is odd.
More real breasts, yay!
Anna | November 30, 2009 at 11:25 am
Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard is annoying and fugly, yuck.
I hope this fauxmance will end soon!
Jake G | November 30, 2009 at 11:48 am
ARE YOU CRAZY ???
I would never f*ck THAT! EWWW!
Amber | November 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I agree, for two children and going through a divorce she looks really good. She looks good regaurdless, but yes you do notice her chin.
Taz | November 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
She has a great rack check it out in Twilight
http://www.popduds.com/ | November 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Pointy chin is still pointy.
Lugh | November 30, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I’d most definitely hit it. She may not be Kelly Brook or Ashley Greene, but she’s still hot and probably a lot of fun in the sack.
Emilee | November 30, 2009 at 2:27 pm
She has had two kids and still looks like this. Who gives a flying fuck about her chin? Look at the entire package, she looks amazing. Stop pulling at straws trying to find something wrong with a hot girl.
assman | November 30, 2009 at 2:34 pm
i;d hit it
Debi | November 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I hope they are still together. They were a cute couple. Reese is still hot and Jake would be a fool to let her go.
Debi | November 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I hope they are still together. They were a cute couple. Reese is still hot and Jake would be a fool to let her go.
Felipe | November 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm
What the fuck is wrong with you? Most of you won’t ever even come close to a woman like that.
gö?üs esteti?i | November 30, 2009 at 5:43 pm
really pretty woman..
Vicki Gizzle | November 30, 2009 at 7:34 pm
soo pretty.. i Love reese! she has that girl next door kind of beauty..not playboy trashy thats usually on here
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Schwarzenegger / Ventura 2012 Commitee | November 30, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I have a pic of them holding hands that makes ice when I wave it over a glass of water.
Beard? Perhaps.
wowz | November 30, 2009 at 11:57 pm
are you kidding me? id totally pound the shit out of that..
YEAH THATS SOME GOOD ASS
Schwarzenegger: fuck you
hitandwatch | December 1, 2009 at 5:44 am
She looks great.
Herve Leger | December 1, 2009 at 7:21 am
YEAH THATS SOME GOOD ASS
Austin | December 1, 2009 at 7:52 am
Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and he never f*cked that beard.
Mike | December 1, 2009 at 7:56 am
Reese Witherspoon is chinny and fugly midget.
kenortega | December 1, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Reese has a ridiculous chin, but i’d hit that ass (i don’t think that fag Jake has ever been in her cunt or ass). I myself look forward to coating her forehead and eye sockets with a supreme jizzing.
LunaLovegood | December 1, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Maybe now that Jake and Reese broke up, he will go for his co-star, Natalie Portman. They seem like they have so much chemistry on screen, did you see the trailer for Brothers? It comes out on Friday!
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wine club | December 2, 2009 at 6:46 pm
She is a really beautiful woman. Good for Jake, seems like a nice guy
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Hi Guy’s,
She may not be Kelly Brook or Ashley Greene, but she’s still hot and probably a lot of fun in the sack.
Tyler | December 11, 2009 at 6:50 am
Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and doesn’t f**k chinny hags like Witherspoon.
phatkitty | December 12, 2009 at 11:42 am
If and when they film a movie of Tiger’s demise, the perfect person to play Elin, is no other than this lady-Reese Witherspoon. Does anyone else sees the resembelance? Just a thought
Abercrombie Fitch | December 16, 2009 at 12:36 am
its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam
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