Jake Gyllenhaal is still hitting that

November 30th, 2009 // 50 Comments

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s reps have officially shot down rumors the two split over the holiday, according to Gossip Cop. Coincidentally, even they were surprised by the news.

JAKE: Hey, did you know we’re still alive and dating?
REESE: Really? Weird.
JAKE: I could’ve sworn you murdered me with your chin.
REESE: Yeah, me, too.
JAKE: Huh. How about that…

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Photos: Splash News
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  1. First!

    First!

  2. Chris

    First

  3. Bonanno

    Nicee… fu first

  4. Fourth!

    Fourth!

  5. Mr. First!

    I’ve still got it!

  6. SO RIGHT

    The chin comment — funny :) BUT — she looks better here than she’s ever looked. Gorgeous photos of her.

  7. hair on her chiny chin chin

    nice stems…no tits. this belongs in US magazine, not this website

  8. Sheva

    She’s had a couple of kids and she’s a single mom. Agreed very nice shots, although the wrap thing is odd.

    More real breasts, yay!

  9. Anna

    Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard is annoying and fugly, yuck.

    I hope this fauxmance will end soon!

  10. Jake G

    ARE YOU CRAZY ???

    I would never f*ck THAT! EWWW!

  11. Amber

    I agree, for two children and going through a divorce she looks really good. She looks good regaurdless, but yes you do notice her chin.

  12. Taz

    She has a great rack check it out in Twilight

  13. Pointy chin is still pointy.

  14. Lugh

    I’d most definitely hit it. She may not be Kelly Brook or Ashley Greene, but she’s still hot and probably a lot of fun in the sack.

  15. Emilee

    She has had two kids and still looks like this. Who gives a flying fuck about her chin? Look at the entire package, she looks amazing. Stop pulling at straws trying to find something wrong with a hot girl.

  16. Debi

    I hope they are still together. They were a cute couple. Reese is still hot and Jake would be a fool to let her go.

  17. Debi

    I hope they are still together. They were a cute couple. Reese is still hot and Jake would be a fool to let her go.

  18. Felipe

    What the fuck is wrong with you? Most of you won’t ever even come close to a woman like that.

  19. really pretty woman..

  20. Vicki Gizzle

    soo pretty.. i Love reese! she has that girl next door kind of beauty..not playboy trashy thats usually on here

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  22. Schwarzenegger / Ventura 2012 Commitee

    I have a pic of them holding hands that makes ice when I wave it over a glass of water.
    Beard? Perhaps.

  23. wowz

    are you kidding me? id totally pound the shit out of that..

    YEAH THATS SOME GOOD ASS

    Schwarzenegger: fuck you

  24. She looks great.

  25. YEAH THATS SOME GOOD ASS

  26. Austin

    Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and he never f*cked that beard.

  27. Mike

    Reese Witherspoon is chinny and fugly midget.

  28. kenortega

    Reese has a ridiculous chin, but i’d hit that ass (i don’t think that fag Jake has ever been in her cunt or ass). I myself look forward to coating her forehead and eye sockets with a supreme jizzing.

  29. LunaLovegood

    Maybe now that Jake and Reese broke up, he will go for his co-star, Natalie Portman. They seem like they have so much chemistry on screen, did you see the trailer for Brothers? It comes out on Friday!

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  31. She is a really beautiful woman. Good for Jake, seems like a nice guy

  32. Hi Guy’s,
    She may not be Kelly Brook or Ashley Greene, but she’s still hot and probably a lot of fun in the sack.

  33. Tyler

    Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and doesn’t f**k chinny hags like Witherspoon.

  34. phatkitty

    If and when they film a movie of Tiger’s demise, the perfect person to play Elin, is no other than this lady-Reese Witherspoon. Does anyone else sees the resembelance? Just a thought

  35. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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  40. Maybe now that Jake and Reese broke up, he will go for his co-star, Natalie Portman. They seem like they have so much chemistry on screen, did you see the trailer for Brothers? It comes out on Friday!

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