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HotstufLuvmuffin | June 20, 2006 at 11:46 am
Are you kidding me?? this seems like a bit of a stratch as far as funny or relevent is concerned
Rylie | June 20, 2006 at 11:46 am
That girls dress is awful
HotstufLuvmuffin | June 20, 2006 at 11:47 am
holy flaming nylon I was first!
spanglish | June 20, 2006 at 11:49 am
I like how he keeps one hand in his shirt while he uses the other to touch her shoulder.
priestess | June 20, 2006 at 11:52 am
hahaha. still love him. his maybe nervousness kind of adds to his charm.
spanglish | June 20, 2006 at 11:53 am
He’s pretty adorable, even when he’s hairy like animal, but if he did that all the time with his shirt, I’d have to smack him.
Quit that!
waterranger | June 20, 2006 at 11:54 am
I get to see the Stanley Cup this weekend! hehe.
Oh, and Jake is a fool.
The Girl | June 20, 2006 at 11:55 am
Maybe he’s hiding his new girlfriend Natalie Portman in there. He doesn’t want the hot chicks to know he’s taken. It could happen!
spatz | June 20, 2006 at 11:55 am
i find this so endearing. and i love that he doesnt ever actually look at the girls, and the awkwardness of the tender hand on the shoulder. oh so sweet and so cute.
id hit it. a lot.
I knoe how too spel | June 20, 2006 at 11:58 am
I still think he’s adorable, but um, Superfish guy? I saw these pics last week. Old news part deux.
baratdoherty | June 20, 2006 at 11:59 am
i don’t see what the problem is…im sure we all do random silly things throughout the day that we aren’t even aware of…i don’t think this makes him immature or anything…this is actually a pretty dumb story. C’mon guys your better than this!! Or, just a slow day?
SuperSpence | June 20, 2006 at 11:59 am
Tom Cruise would find that soooooo sexy!
tito | June 20, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Wow… and this is when the site is on a real stretch for anything newsworthy.
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Whatchoo talkin’ bout?
To demonstrate that he can handle a sci-fi role, he’s reanacting the scene from Alien, where the alien explodes from Kane’s chest during dinner.
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 12:01 pm
I find a better pickup method would be to say,
“My density has popped me to you”.
Name that movie!
MeganHarris | June 20, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Yeah baby, YEEEEAAHHH!!!!
suzy | June 20, 2006 at 12:07 pm
I agree with poster #5
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 12:07 pm
14
*reenacting* I kant spel tooday
BarbadoSlim | June 20, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Well that doesn’t look gay at all…
spatz | June 20, 2006 at 12:10 pm
14 no offense but that was pretty much lame-o
but to be fair this is a lame story.
chiris | June 20, 2006 at 12:22 pm
He’s trying to cover up his erection
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 12:22 pm
i find this so endearing. and i love that he doesnt ever actually look at the girls, and the awkwardness of the tender hand on the shoulder. oh so sweet and so cute.
id hit it. a lot.
Okay, is this better?
Glad you took the time to tell me you thought it was lame-o. That’s so lame-o that you needed to tell me it was lame-o.
pinky_nip | June 20, 2006 at 12:37 pm
At least he wasn’t tying it on the side in a knot. Now that’s queer.
wyobeth | June 20, 2006 at 12:37 pm
14. Lame-o? Really? Are you Rachel Ray or something? Yum-O!
Merebear | June 20, 2006 at 12:38 pm
back to the future
spatz | June 20, 2006 at 12:39 pm
see this is shit that get you in trouble feed_me_jayne. you cant take a joke or understand when someone is joking around with you… learn to chill baby
spatz | June 20, 2006 at 12:43 pm
EVOO
god i hate her. but in all fairness someone named wy-o-beth shouldnt start hating on “lame-o”
tits_on_snack | June 20, 2006 at 12:47 pm
“tying it into a side-knot”… laff…
alaskanchicsickle | June 20, 2006 at 12:48 pm
He’s fuckalicious.
S_M_G | June 20, 2006 at 12:52 pm
He can play with his shirt,get drunk and make a fool out of himself and THAT is what makes him so incredibly SEXY!I’m just dying here
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 1:02 pm
26
I’m sorry, I apparently need to type *sarcasm* or *j/k* when I am. I thought the whole lame-o that you’re lame-o bit would’ve been the tip-off, but apparently not. So don’t be telling me this is “shit that get you in trouble”, and try and scare me or something by combining names. Oo. I’ve not had problems with you before (that I can remember), so I don’t know why you’re gettin’ all uppity with me. Chill babe.
*sarcasm* *j/k*
MeanNate | June 20, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Hiding his bitch-tits?
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 1:12 pm
25
Very good.
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 1:13 pm
I think he’s trying to hide his boner.
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 1:19 pm
And by the way, I changed my name because Whipper was thread-stalking me, and when I changed my name, was so frustrated that he didn’t know what it was, went so far as to get a myspace account, name itself Patricia, and email me to find out my new screen name. Does anyone else think that’s really creepy?
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | June 20, 2006 at 1:27 pm
God, I have the worst nervous habits. If that was me talking to 2 guys I would have already stuck my hands in their ice tea and began rubbing my nipples with the ice cubes. I have a hard time keeping my cool in those situations.
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 1:29 pm
He’s not even paying attention to whatever she’s saying. He’s just covertly staring at her tits. Look at the stupid grin on his face.
Italian Stallion | June 20, 2006 at 1:45 pm
@34 If thats how he hides his boner, please tell us how you hide that nose of yours?
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Oh shutup, Stallion.
Color me stoked | June 20, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Ok superfish guy is way digging here, this is cute and jake seems like a really decent guy hes adorable! Look at this story and compare it to the guy that takes blood from passed out herion addicts and hohan being a cokey bitch or Paris being an incompetent slut making shit videos, and tell me this is news or even something worth making fun of. Give jake a break. He’s cute and this shirt thing isn’t… anything.
gailmariecat | June 20, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Hey #29:
That is a great word. Perfect for Jake and yet easily applicable to other hot guys. I am replacing “I’d hit it” with “fuckalicious”.
limper | June 20, 2006 at 2:20 pm
He looks like a hobo in those pictures. Maybe his hobby is panhandling.
If Jake chatted up anymore girls the day those pictures were taken, by the time he got home the front of his shirt must have been stretched down to his knees.
mangelina | June 20, 2006 at 2:20 pm
chill people. when did he get cute? i used to think he was so odd-looking and didn’t get the appeal, but he’s so cute now.
wastingtime | June 20, 2006 at 2:21 pm
I don’t care if his hands are in his shirt, down his pants, or up his nose. I STILL wish I was the girl in the second picture. I’d hit it…even if he was wearing his hott biker’s outfit.
Jacq | June 20, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Both of those women are probably thinking, “Why isn’t this flamer trying to talk to the guy at the next table?”
He’s about to do that thing where you loop one arm around into both sleeves and as you pump it up and down you use the other hand to make it look like there’s an alien coming out of your stomach.
That, or maybe he’s resting his arms in his shirt. I’m sure that they’re hard to hold up when you’ve been doing the stand around with your arms crossed exercise with Ryan Phillipe.
Spindoc | June 20, 2006 at 2:28 pm
It’s because talking to women makes him uncomfortable, because he is gay.
jane's eyre | June 20, 2006 at 2:29 pm
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Ha ha, I bet when he sits down, he puts his knees inside the shirt too.
PapaHotNuts | June 20, 2006 at 2:51 pm
@38- Can you imagine the size of the BreathRight strip she must use? She’d have to duct tape a sock across her face.
TrannyGranny | June 20, 2006 at 3:02 pm
He’s just trying to re-attach the ends of his colostomy bag, after that tragic colon accident on the set of a recent movie.
Italian Stallion | June 20, 2006 at 3:05 pm
@48 Hefty trash bags makes a special breathing contraption for her, now if only they could make a muzzle so she didn’t comment 50 fucking times on everything……….