Jake Gyllenhaal has a new girlfriend

first??? shes hot

Maybe she has a power pussy….

Yikes. I don’t find Jake that attractive but even I know he could do waaaay better than that.

i thought he was gay!?

Fucking Woof.

http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/dog_1.wav

I like Kirsten’s breasts.

I like her jagged teeth.

:(

Jake and Kirsten should get back together, they always seemed happy.

Oh COME ON!!! Its the same old thing Hollywood publicists have ALWAYS done. Get a celebrity Lesbian and a Celebrity gay guy and hook them up…or a famous gay guy and an unknown straight woman willing to fake it for a few years for the money (i.e. Rock Hudsons Wife……and Katie holmes)

Jake is gayer than a figure skating competition.

And by the way, Tom Cruise isn’t gay…..he just loves the cock.

Gretchen Bleiler, pictured yesterday: http://www.thecentreofattention.org/exhibitions/afghan.jpg

Qdarks

Well she made the cover of FHM in body paint no less, after the Olympics… you know Jake likes them “athletic”…

Holy snapping foreskins, Batman! That schnozz is big enough to nostril fuck.

#10, that photo is brilliant. i clicked the link without reading it. Hillarious!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

Strong thighs, manly shoulders, huge chin, she’s gotta be real mean with an Assblaster 2000!

I’m at a complete loss.

That’s not a good picture of her, she’s actually adorable. I’ve had a big crush on her for a long time. Not the hottest woman on the planet, but I’d walk to california to take her out. Plus she actually fucking DOES something. Granted, it’s only snowboarding, but she’s really good at it. She’s probably fun as hell and I’ll bet she’d fuck you stupid. Compared to the vapid movie industry girls the obviously gay Jake could be dating, she’s pretty respectable.

Ugh Jake has sickening taste in girls.. if you can call them that. Why jakey? &How old is this lady?

She may not be conventionally beautiful, but her body is to die for.

I agree with 17. All these stupid other stupid cunts are on here are so due to vapid, meaningless shit. She’s actually one of the best in the counry at what she does, yet there are tons of rich blondes with herpes out there. And I love how all the girls say how ugly she is. Damn your sex is vindictive and jealous. Lose some weight and maybe then a guy will like you!

On a side note, I am better than all of you.

Firstly… Jake is fucking hooooooot! only male celebrity that i would seriously want to fuck…
Secondly… are you people on fucking glue? He’s dating a real person, who’s a fucking world-class snowboarder! She’s probably cooler than anyone you know, and sooooo much hotter then any useless fucking actress. This just increases my respect for, and desire to fuck, Jakey McHotterson… I’m a good snowboarder too Jake… Jake? I’ll stretch out my boobies too if that’s what it takes…. Jakey?

#18….yes, I agree. But who is Jake Gyllenhaal? And that woman looks like she has some years on her.

She’s cute. Good for them.

she’s 24 you half-wits

I’d put on a strap-on, dress up like a cowboy and plow Jake ’til next July….

I think I’d do that to BigJim, too.

Damn, if shes only 24, then 30 isnt going to look pretty.

There is nothing hotter than a chick that snowboards. I’ve been to the X-Games a couple of times, and I’m the dude watching the half pipe competition in the trenchcoat, only one hand visible. Tight ass, tight legs, who am I kidding, I never even make it to the face….must.cover.computer.in.plastic.
Oh, the idea of ol’fece peepee touching one of those girls makes me want to sit in a fucking belltower.

Ugh. Not impressed with the looks, but good on her for doing something that requires talent and athleticism. it still doesn’t fix that horsey face, though. Just say NEIGH, Jake! Find yourself a hot chick, you deserve it. And “Gretchen” sounds like a noise you’d make while talking to Ralph on the white phone, or a sneeze filled with phlegm. Ugly name, ugly face. At least her parents got it right.

@20-

Yeah, we women are bitches. That’s just how it is.

she sort of looks like Jennifer Anison… and Jake worked with her in The Good Girl

She made FHM’s cover…

she’s all the way on the right

http://img.timeinc.net/snow/content/images/fhmcovl.jpg

@20-

Oh, BTW, I am NOT jealous of that. I may not have such a hot body, but I have a WAAY better face. She looks like Helen Hunt with squintier eyes and a bigger, uglier nose. Nope, definitely not jealous of that.

Gretchen Bleiler is cute… for a pre-op tranny. Come on, people, for the last time Jake is gayer than gay. Brokeback Mtn aside, go to any site where homo gossip abounds and they are all over Jake. PerezHilton.com, Ted Casablancas, etc. It’s like the worst kept secret in Hollywood and probably infers more about the women he dates than anything else. Maybe when Jake stars in the Tom Cruise story all doubters will be silenced. Tom Cruise loves the Cock, and so does Jake Gyllenhaal. JGLTC.

Damn! Wish I could see you guys when you’re 30! My guess: half of you will be pasty and bloated from spending every hour surfing webporn and snorting french fries, and the other half will be shrivelled and devoid of hair and eyebrows from all the tanning, overprocessing and plucking. Both halves will be alone…so utterly fucking alone….

#34 HAHAHA Men COULD follow your prophecy (that won’t be me) and STILL have the upperhand with women. You and your kind are so desperate for someone that you’ll stay with someone like that. You work for US! Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich! Then go to the gym.

I would think he’d be more inclined to date the scarecrow – seeing as how he likes to smoke pole. It’s got to be her broad, muscular shoulders or she has a micropenis, a penis is a penis is a penis.

On closer inspection, she looks like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Heh, one’s wearing a beard, the other is a beard.

Gretchen isn’t bad looking, but all the sun reflecting off the snow is hell on the skin. Enh, she’s muscular enough he can probably close his eyes and think she’s a man.

I have it on good authority that Tom Cruise has a high level of appreciation for the male genitalia.

Ew ew ew …. can someone say, “butterface”?

For anyone who didn’t already know – E!’s Daily 10 said that Britney confirmed that she is really pregnant again. Poor, poor fatherless baby…

Don’t get it. We make fun of people like Paris Hilton, Lohan, Ashley and Jessica because they talentless whores whose only activity is to try to look pretty and buy expensive bags. But, this girl actually does something: she’s an athlete. So, she might not be stunningly beauty but surely it’s a better person.

wow what a great theory, all us girls who see how clearly ugly this broad is must be fat and jealous. I admit when girls are pretty.. she is not.
She can be the most talented awesome person.. HER FACE IS UGLY

+ i love how we all assume shes an awesome person because she’s not an actress..

Her face is the shape of a diamond. She looks like Jennifer Anistons kid sister

#44 is right. either way, this site is called the superficial, and we are allowed to make superficial commentary, so on that note: she’s a dog.

http://www.ussamedia.com/headshots/2003_04/snowboard/bleiler_gretchen.jpg

Her teeth are just as bad as Kirsten’s. And her nose is huge.

You might enjoy this pic of her, Hot!
http://expn.go.com/media/wxg/viii/030106_gretchen02_v.jpg

She looks like a poor man’s young Phyllis Diller. Damn, Jake.