Jake Gyllenhaal gets drunk at Pre-Oscars
March 7th, 2006 // 95 Comments
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suzy | March 7, 2006 at 3:35 pm
lmao… i still love him
he didn’t win best supporting actor, but he’s having fun! lol
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 7, 2006 at 3:38 pm
He was drowning his sorrows because deep down he knows he wasn’t acting…
Lynette Carrington | March 7, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Ah, to be young and in love! Or maybe Jake was auditioning for ‘Kill Bill, Volume 3′.
mp3junkie | March 7, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Leave Jake along. He is just having fun. Gosh, he is so damn hot. I love that facial hair.
wunderfulpixi | March 7, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Come on now, clearly photo shopped. You can’t see his reflection in the mirror in the pic second from the bottom. But if he did get wasted with Ang Lee…maybe it’s because he made out with a guy for no reason at all. You win Academy Awards for that, dang it!
lish520 | March 7, 2006 at 3:51 pm
FINALLY!! a news worthly story!!
These pictures are hilarious!! I especially like the one where he is giving the horns.
SuperSpence | March 7, 2006 at 3:51 pm
I think Jake and Ang went back to a hotel and got all Brokeback Mountain on each other.
lish520 | March 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm
i meant *worthy*–too many pics of Jake, I can’t type correctly-
Damnit!
robot_turkey | March 7, 2006 at 3:56 pm
“You can’t see his reflection in the mirror in the pic second from the bottom.”
That’s because Jake’s a vampire. A very hot, very fuzzy vampire.
tits_on_snack | March 7, 2006 at 3:58 pm
awesome.
Wild Rose | March 7, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Wow! These pics are goddam hilarious! Now *that’s* the kinda sponteneity I like to see at these stuffy events!
bobbi | March 7, 2006 at 4:06 pm
“Come on now, clearly photo shopped. You can’t see his reflection in the mirror in the pic second from the bottom.”
You cant see his reflection because its a glass window. Look, you can even see a waitress in the middle.
Baroness | March 7, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Just…brilliant.
Grphdesi23 | March 7, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Remember….Ang Lee made the movie for his DAD.
A father should be so proud.
princess373 | March 7, 2006 at 4:08 pm
It looks like glass to me instead of a mirror. Does he ever have a date for these events?
Baroness | March 7, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Is that Uma Thurman with Ang Lee in the first picture?
Captain Awesome | March 7, 2006 at 4:14 pm
hahaha awesome pictures. There should be one of him dry-humping Uma.
SoCoDivka | March 7, 2006 at 4:18 pm
I heard today he’s hooked up with Kiera Knightly. So jealous…
Kevin | March 7, 2006 at 4:19 pm
I love idiots who think every photo is faked with photoshop. These are the same people who were burned by those fake 9/11 shots of the tourist.
B-Bomb | March 7, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Now more than ever, I want to marry him and have lots of little photo-op ruining Jake babies.
nico | March 7, 2006 at 4:39 pm
I would still do him 54 ways in the back of a pickup truck.
kalla | March 7, 2006 at 4:43 pm
looks like one of my friends after being overserved. Gotta hand it to him for being himself
asenath7766 | March 7, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Jake Gyllenhaal is ADORABLE & SEXY! He can do whatever he wants.
rachel | March 7, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Classic, lol. They look exactly like my company party pictures.
deyanira_spain | March 7, 2006 at 5:11 pm
hahaah
he really scares me!
playahater101 | March 7, 2006 at 5:16 pm
He is so hot. I LOVE him.
Queen LaQueefah | March 7, 2006 at 5:24 pm
You know, I really didn’t give two shits about Jake Gyllenhaal before this, but now I’m fuckin’ in love with him!
Evangelia | March 7, 2006 at 5:40 pm
why is everyone saying how hot jake is? it’s ANG who rings my bell. and he actually did win an oscar.
downshine | March 7, 2006 at 5:43 pm
i’d hit that!
Ing | March 7, 2006 at 5:44 pm
What can I say..that is absolutley fucking hilarious..and I agree..jake does look pretty hot..
Ing | March 7, 2006 at 5:44 pm
..Ang looks like a good sport….
christenwentboom | March 7, 2006 at 5:52 pm
15. Posted by princess373 on March 7, 2006 04:08 PM
It looks like glass to me instead of a mirror. Does he ever have a date for these events?
he should take me. i ruin everyone’s pictures.
gogoboots | March 7, 2006 at 5:54 pm
I love Jake too, even better drunk! What a hilarious thing to do to Ang Lee…at least Jake has a sense of humor about stuff, and he’s so HOT!
gogoboots | March 7, 2006 at 5:55 pm
I love Jake he’s awesome!
Jayne | March 7, 2006 at 5:58 pm
I can imagine all the Donnie Darko fanatics literally licking the screen.
Nadine | March 7, 2006 at 6:05 pm
haha I think I like him even more now, actually yes, I KNOW I like him better =)
BlackMamba | March 7, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Jake rules!!!!! I absolutely adore him <3 <3 <3
lizzielizzie | March 7, 2006 at 6:07 pm
I liked him already, but this knocks my love out of the park. He looks so cute being goofy! I’m so tired of all these celebs trying so hard to convince us that they’re cool…this RULES!!! Go Jake!
MeganHarris | March 7, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Painfully this reminds my of my own boyfriend.
cbmd | March 7, 2006 at 6:52 pm
WHO is the woman in the first pic? Uma or Allure editor Linda Wells?
southtexasgal | March 7, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Wow…
Jake is even cute when he is being goofy and drunk.
andrewthezeppo | March 7, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Hot, young, rich, talented AND LIKES TO DRINK
if there was ever a doubt he’s the one for me, it’s been erased.
Chris'sMom | March 7, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Look, whether he’s gay, not gay, a vampire, fuzzy, or whatever else we can think of, it is still better than seeing more pics of Paris Hilton being herself…a classless slut.
Besides, Jake is so hot, He would be the only man I would ever think of leaving my husband for. The difference is my honey really is a Marine, not just on the screen. Still both very hot though.
Flannery | March 7, 2006 at 7:37 pm
If I ever get invited to a Hollywood party, I’m hanging out at Jake’s table.
NastyTodd | March 7, 2006 at 8:07 pm
brokeback physco….
Tania | March 7, 2006 at 8:12 pm
The top two pictures are definitely my favorite. I think they are really funny, my kind of guy.
xaputa | March 7, 2006 at 8:13 pm
hot hot hot
#11: Ditto!
Had it been Spielberg in the background of those two first shots it would be hilarious.
ESQ | March 7, 2006 at 8:45 pm
Even if these pictures were real – Jake looks like the annoying drunk guy that has to cram himself in every picture at either a wedding or a party.
LMAO at comment #2 – so true!
Craig & "em" | March 7, 2006 at 9:03 pm
As always…I hate pointing out the obvious, but does anyone notice that Jake looks Asian AND apparently he’s now dating the Kill Bill Girl?
Maybe it’s just me!
SugaryCherry | March 7, 2006 at 9:04 pm
He’s pulling a Tom Cruise!
Only I actually like Jake. Here’s to hoping he’s actually drunk and not Cruisazy.