Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe are workout buddies

June 12th, 2006 // 108 Comments
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  1. hurley

    one

  2. hurley

    two

  3. lightandsweet

    and by bedroom…he means my bedroom…

  4. hurley

    four

  5. Is that Dave Chapelle working out with them? First he loses his mind, then his t.v. show, now he really hits rock bottom and goes gay.

  6. aivilo

    I think Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. And I think that Ryan Phillippe is probably annoyed enough by Reese to try ANYTHING. (call me if you like underaged rectangles, ryan) So, it could work.

  7. jane's eyre

    Uh…ha ha ha ha!

    You always need a “partner”.

  8. andrewthezeppo

    hot. How do I get drafted to that team?

  9. jane's eyre

    “Let me help you with that jockstrap, Ryan.”

  10. aivilo

    GOD JAKES FACIAL HAIR is soo awful! Its like a sasquatch rubbed it’s ass on his face and that’s the result! He could be decent looking if he found a freaking razor.

  11. tits_on_snack

    dave chapelle… lmao.

  12. Jacq

    Mommy! Mommy! Why is that man doing push-ups on that other man?!?!

    Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those monkeys are trying to kill each other!!

    Jake is nasty, but I’d give Ryan the workout of a lifetime. Sport-fucking.

  13. A2ROX

    mmm, two hotties!

  14. Chicagoboy

    Must be the latest exercise fad, stand around with your arms crossed. Very low impact. The other celebs will love it.

  15. Jacq

    I love when celebs get together to do everyday stuff and try to seem like average people.

    Jake’s beard looks like he scooped hair off the floor of a barber shop and super-glued it to his face. In the second pic, he’s “assumed the position.”

  16. Italian Stallion

    FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA,………1-0 BITCHES…….

  17. jane's eyre

    a-lo
    I agree, the scruff has got to go. Though I don’t find Jake attractive, he’s too goofy-looking to suit me.

  18. jane's eyre

    15
    Brokeback was great training.

  19. jFp

    what exercise? standing around looking at black men…then breaking out in a sweat?

    Eewwww…….

  20. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Hey this story is original and new. And when I say original I mean I’ve seen it before. And when I say new I mean I’ve seen it before on this site. And by seen it on this site I mean something else. And by something else I mean another thing resulting in a witty pun. Hilarious.

  21. Chrystal03

    I’d hit it…

  22. Jacq

    This reminds me of that movie… Men in Black Men. The special effects are shitty, but it has a happy ending.

  23. Chicagoboy

    So does Jake automatically bend over now when he gets within 10 feet of another guy?

  24. ericisshort

    Slow gossip day, eh?

  25. eatmyass_sherry-co

    I couldn’t give two shits if these guys were gay or not.
    They can argue it out while I am the center of the manwich.

    -Tom Cruise

  26. Italian Stallion

    These two fags take pole vaulting to a whole new level……..

  27. Jacq

    Since when is smoking pole a sport?

  28. Italian Stallion

    I said a new level, damn……….

  29. waterranger

    is that Billy Blanks training them???!! Yay for Billy! Has any one done his 8-minute Tae-Bo workout?? It’s brilliant! I love the part where he messes up his own routine, it makes me giggle. And then at the end when he rambles on about how important it is to exercise, and then he says “i WILL see you later!” and its like “Yes Billy! You WILL see me later Billy!” yay for Billy. I think I have a crush on him.

    On second thought, I cant really tell who that is in the picture.

  30. PelvicBoogie

    Brokeback Hurdles

  31. Picture 4 looks like Jake is trying to conceal his raging gay boner.

  32. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Extra! Extra! Phillinhaal are the new Vaughniston, or perhaps Pittolie!!!

  33. Chicagoboy

    #32

    Gyllenpee?

  34. pinky_nip

    #31: He TOTALLY has a semi in these pics.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  35. BigJim

    They need to spend more time reading the bible so it can cure them of the gay.

  36. VivianneO

    Gyllenpee RULES!

  37. pinky_nip

    They need to spend more time studying my pussy to cure them of the gay.

  38. aivilo

    35

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Huh-hmmm.

  39. Italian Stallion

    FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, FORTZA ITALIA, 2-0 BITCHES…………..

  40. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I will refer to them as Faagpee. I think that is a fair and relevant title as any.

  41. pinky_nip

    @39: Yeah, fuck those Ghana pigs!

  42. Charlaurz McHall
  43. Chicagoboy

    #40 Faagpee it is!

  44. pinky_nip

    Is Ryan wiping his tears in the one photo?

    I wish I knew how to quit you!

  45. Italian Stallion

    @41 I love you……I would have updated the U.S.A when they scored a goal, but, well you know……………lol

  46. Chicagoboy

    #45 . . . but the US soccer team sucks more than Faagpee?

  47. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    43 – You’re very agreeable. I like that in a man.

  48. pinky_nip

    #45: Ck your email.. sent you a funny little piece I read in S.I. about the Devolution of the Fan…

  49. pinky_nip

    @46: The U.S. teams sucks more than Tom Cruise.

  50. pinky_nip

    *team (although, we might have more luck with teamssss)

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