first time being first!!
where’d everbody go? where’s sherry-co?
Overheard at a carnival: “Step right up, see the amazing man with TWO BEARDS.”
Doesn’t she realize that he’s using her until his next Thailand trip when he can score some 10 year boy love.
Shouldn’t that NAMBLA card in his wallet be a dead giveaway Natalie?
There’s only one reason a guy’s into smurf. It’s until he can satisfy his pedophile boy loving ways without getting caught.
OH MY GOD A NEW POST! Fuck yeah. I just got so excited I got LandSauce all over my LandPanties. What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah, those pictures of Brad and Lonny. Brad’s my hairstylist and Lonny’s this guy I know that promotes clubs in Portland. What’s the big deal and why are they on the internet? Jesus Christ!
They look kinda cute together — all smiley and whatnot. But what is up with Nat’s sweater? It looks like it is trying to eat her alive. Which, incidentally, is Jake’s plan as well. He’s a crazy man.
They are two of my favorites so I think it’s pretty cool.
Thought she was going to be so pretty when she grew up when she appeared in that movie “The Professional.”
She looked more feminine at 12 then now. Look at the frontal shot. She can’t fill out those jeans better than a concentration camp victim.
Methinks my “two beards” zinger was a little obtuse.
heh. landpanties. heh
Newsflash: Playing a gay character in a movie doesn’t mean you’re gay in real life.
Damn, people. Get some brains.
She’s built like a boy so it shouldn’t be much of a stretch for him… Hopefully she doesn’t watch Brokeback and think quietly to herself ‘Jake never kissed me like that’…
10 – I thought it was awesome.
And I don’t think many things are awesome besides myself.
And I am never obtuse because fat people are gross.
That movie was confusing as shit…..So they’re saying he does like girls?
Portman’s his other beard. Methinks we all got it.
#14 – Nachos gracias!
Jake is continuing in the man-boy tradition…
ewww dude JG’s teeth are hella yellow. yuk yuk yuk
methinks you people are driving me fucking crazy with this methinks shit. methinks me may spew chunks if me hears it one more time
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