Jake Gyllenhaal & Rashida Jones Probably Have Sex Now

September 6th, 2011 // 31 Comments

When we last Jake Gyllenhaal‘s love life, it was fresh off of curbing Taylor Swift for a crack at Jennifer Aniston’s glacia majora, so here he is Saturday with his latest Gyllen.. “haul” (If two testicles and a shaft dangle between this man’s legs, he’ll start using that term immediately. With gusto.), Rashida Jones, who let’s assume thinks she’s going to be the one to change him. Now, some people are skittish to speculate further considering these are just pictures of two people having lunch, but come on, they’re rich, beautiful Hollywood actors who you know went home and had sex in ways we couldn’t even imagine/possibly afford. I’m talking it’s practically a Parkour battle scene from Prince of Persia complete with Ben Kingsley in the background talking about the Sands of Time. “And once the button in the dagger is pressed, time will cease to- Jacob, look at the girl not me.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Jake Gylenhaal Rashida Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s super cute. the kind of girl you’d take home to mom

  2. Welcome back! First!

  3. oneone

    i really like Miss jones

  4. BigDaddy

    Damm she looks great.

  5. Adam Frawley

    Glad they dressed up for the picture opportunity . Where was the picture taken – a flea market ?

  6. Butch Coolidge

    It is inspiring to know that the Hollywood demigods can look just like us if they try very hard

  7. JC

    The dog could be the one having sex with one of the humans, leaving the third party to video record. I try not to make species-ist assumptions.

    • Dr. Saggy aka(jlover)

      got to say you got this one JC ( Jepus Crisp is that you?) Look at pic1, the dog is eyein’ miss jones

  8. forrest gump

    well: SMELL HIS PENIS, folks!!

  9. Jake Gylenhaal Rashida Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Rashida, what have you done? You deserve so much better then this!

  10. Jake Gylenhaal Rashida Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing radiates class like fancy sandals, a denim shirt, and a pair of 90′s-cut acid-washed jorts

  11. Tinklepants Astronaut

    I thought Gyllenhaal was gay, the “Toothy Tile” from the blind items over at E!Online? Hard to tell much about Jones under the loose fitting clothes, but okay.

  12. Chico

    WTF Dude she looks exactly like your sister! Eww what a sick fuck.

  13. Jake Gylenhaal Rashida Jones
    chris breezy boxing academy
    Commented on this photo:

    hey lady your dog bit my fingers off

  14. Buddy the Elf

    She’s pretty damn hot.

  15. Matcher

    Rashida Jones could empty her bladder on me.

  16. Venom

    Rashida is fine as hell and funny too.
    Waste of a good woman on this guy.

    • loaner boner

      I’ll give you the fine part, but funny? When has she ever been funny?

      • dontkillthemessenger

        Parks and Rec. She’s definitely funny.

        Unfortunately, he’s hitting that. A guy whose top acting performance involved taking it in the ass repeatedly from Heath Ledger is hitting that. Nah, I’m not angry about it.

  17. Jake Gylenhaal Rashida Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    …and afterwards, she looked unfulfilled, he looked pensive, and only the dog looked ashamed.

  18. somethingoriginal

    But … she’s a she? This is all wrong

  19. Bugga

    Isn´t Rashida like friends with Taylor Swift? Aaaaaaawkwaaaaaard…

  20. “Sure, Jake. Follow me, I’ll take you to a store that sells organic peanut butter.”

  21. Jake Gylenhaal Rashida Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Wasn’t getting any Taylor Swift tail…………

  22. Jake Gylenhaal Rashida Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wow, he laid down for you! He’s never listened to any of Jake’s other b—er, girlfriends!”

  23. Jake Gylenhaal Rashida Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    He dates around like crazy,
    She dates around like crazy …
    they’re perfect for each other …

  24. Robin Sparrow

    Why do reporters & photographers automatically think that just becausea celeb goes out to lunch, dinner or for a walk with someone of the oppiste sex that they’re romantically involved? Just from looking at the pictures here there is no cemistry but friendship. Media please actually look at hope celebs are acting towards each other before you say OMG THEY’RE A COUPLE or OMG THEY’RE A BUDING COUPLE THIS HAS GOTTA HIT THE PRESS. In other words stop making asses out of yourselves. Think about how you like it if the shoe was on the other foot. Would youlike to be told you were romantically involved with the oppiste sex when you weren’t? I would think not.

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