Just Kidding! Jake Gyllenhaal Actually Bangs Anna Kendrick
Yesterday the Internet was aflutter with reports that Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones are a couple after photos of them having lunch together surfaced. Except now PopSugar has photos of Jake cuddling with Anna Kendrick after a trip to Vegas over the weekend, so it’s pretty obvious what’s happening here: Jake Gyllenhaal’s harvesting women’s body parts so he can build a clone of Kirsten Dunst from when she was hot. I don’t know how we didn’t see it until now, so frankly, I’m embarrassed. We’re better than that.