Just Kidding! Jake Gyllenhaal Actually Bangs Anna Kendrick

September 7th, 2011 // 29 Comments

Yesterday the Internet was aflutter with reports that Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones are a couple after photos of them having lunch together surfaced. Except now PopSugar has photos of Jake cuddling with Anna Kendrick after a trip to Vegas over the weekend, so it’s pretty obvious what’s happening here: Jake Gyllenhaal’s harvesting women’s body parts so he can build a clone of Kirsten Dunst from when she was hot. I don’t know how we didn’t see it until now, so frankly, I’m embarrassed. We’re better than that.

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  1. ZigZagZoey

    If he’s actually banging this ugly chick, then he really must be gay. I don’t think he will be happy until he gets a clone of himself to bang.

  2. richie

    i think think “ziggie” wants “jakey” all to his own undoubtedly (not) hot self!!

  3. Dan

    I think she is cute.

    I am not sure why all these girls are into Jake. Don’t get that one.

  4. Venom

    if I remember correctly, she has nice big boobs, which satisfies about 80% of the dating requirement of most men in the world so that should answer the question as to why he is “dating” her.
    She is kind of cute too in a quirky way.

  5. ZigZagZoey

    I must be on the wrong website. I’ve never seen this kind of defensive reaction to a not nice comment, OR this many compliments for such a plain girl.

  6. kimmykimkim

    Hmm, better than Rashida Jones, in my opinion. I mean if I had to choose, I’d fuck this other broad too.

  7. CL

    She looks 12. Instead of a child-bride. Jake’s going for the child-beard. It all makes perfect sense in Hollyweird. She has crazy eyes too btw.

  8. NTT

    She looks like a stage 5 clinger.

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    J.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    Big mouth= Big hole(s)

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    J.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice rack on that lil’ frame.

  11. Dude

    Jake Gyllenhaal…how in the world can such a dog faced superdouche become a well paid “actor” and bang hollywood-chicks..what the fuck is wrong with this world?

  12. Edgar

    But she’s been dating Edgar Wright since 2009… wonder what he thinks of this…

  13. crazypants

    I know nothing of what kind of person Kendrick is – but she is sporting a bitchy, Mean girl smirk in all those pictures, and it frightens me.

  14. terry

    Jake has always bothered me as an actor. No, it ain’t because he did Broke back Mountain. it’s his damn face! He coms across as a fucking douche bag. Ah!
    And Rashida, well she has been fucking like every motherfucker in town. She’s like 35 and by all accounts doesn’t believe in marriage. So she hoe hops from one Hollywood dick to the other. By the time she hits 40 she’ll be dried up, fat and settling for some artsy, fartsy fat fuck named SHAMA GOO GOO(e’ll be blond, blued eyed and white). He’ll be American, grew up in Venice California and some farm, somewhere. Family were traveling spiritual healers that sold FDA, unregulated herbal medicine from the back of a hand painted Buick
    And as a successful person Shama Goo Goo is almost there. Almost…Almost goddamn it! ALL- FUCKING- MOST.
    And Rashida, Miss(remeber she ain’t getting married) Rashida, Miss Haaaavvvveeerd educated Jones will be there to back up her love shack in those rare occasions where questions surrounding his legitimacy as anything other than a leech come up.
    Um, was that a tad overdone? I was going for the cursory route.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Take your hand outta your pants. You’re playing a cop, not Al Bundy.”

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I’m not one of the Village People, but thank you!”

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes! I remember you! You’re the guy who actually liked Bubble Boy!”

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    Finger off the trigger dude.

  19. Clown Shoes

    You gotta admit that this girl, is hot, but not so hot so she doesn’t do the little things to keep her man happy like getting a beer while up or making a sandwich, is WAY better than that insufferable Bella twig from the Vampire soap.

  20. Kate

    LMAO!

    Anna is ugly.

    Jake Gyllenhaal is gay.

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