Jesus Christ, Jaimie Alexander

November 5th, 2013 // 57 Comments
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Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the Iron Man 3 premiere with her ass hanging out, paving the way for 800 interviews about sacrificing her 70s bush for the sake of fashion. Except none of that exists outside the minds of peasants anymore because here’s Jaimie Alexander at the premiere of Thor: The Dark World last night who saw Gwyneth’s ass and raised it vagina. Which also proved that while Jaimie clearly doesn’t have the breasts to play Wonder Woman, she definitely doesn’t have a penis. That’s half the character.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. PassingTrue

    Now there’s an outfit that doesn’t need accessories. Might be able to carry a ATM card though.

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    Really ?
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    Go the full Gaga !

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    Phoenix
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    In every photo like this, there’s always a god of mischief in the background, saying “Amirite?” with his eyes.

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    Welcome to my spank bank. Why don’t you and Lucy Liu get started and I’ll watch for a while. What’s that? You’re not into girls? In here you are.

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    Phoenix
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    Oh, shit! Boobs, too! I almost forgot! This dress is a fashion marvel.

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    Phoenix
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    Loki likey.

  7. The Dude

    No wonder the vampire dumped the 90210 chick.
    Wow.

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    K-tron
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    Although I appreciate the thought and effort put into the costume of “Showgirls” Movie Poster, Halloween is over.

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    “And if I get the Wonder Woman job, the dress at that premier will be all netting!”

  10. Jaimie Alexander Butt Cleavage See Through Dress Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    “The middle of this dress is WHAT under these lights?!?”

  11. BiJenni

    I once wore something like that to my kid sister’s grade school premier of Beauty and the Beast. $500 and 10 days of community service later, I figured out what timing and location are all about. Oh, well. Live and learn.

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    Cock Dr
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    That is a very dangerous dress.

  13. rican

    I think I now understand how some people jerk off to photographs.

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    Cock Dr
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    She must have practiced that move in front of a mirror; how 2 strike a red carpet pose with revealing the mons.
    Was she bold enough to go without a modestly glued pussy patch? In the absence of a wardrobe malfunction we’ll never know.

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    shes at a premiere for a comic book movie so it makes sense that she wear a dress that looks like it was designed by a comic book artist.

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    Snoop Doug
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    just get naked

  17. Randy Poundersnooge

    There is a word for a bitch who dresses like this, and that word is classy.

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    tinafeystaintmole
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    I need to deposit my seed in that, otherwise my whole life is worthless

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    When I eventually noticed the two dudes in the back, I realized I had spent the previous half-hour looking exactly like them.

  20. Dear Miley: this is how being semi-nude in public is awesome. Takeaway notes: no tongue sticking out, no teddy bear on outfit. Just pure sassy ass.

  21. stinkfinger

    One of the hottest women in the world. Just stunning.

  22. Lord Evil Uncreator

    Trashy

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    Oh my, that’s a real prick tease, no panties, no bra! Please more of this so called dress and Jaimie in it!

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    Wow no airport runway?

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    crb
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    YOUR MOVE, BECKINSALE…

  26. Cheap Thrill

    My dick just exploded. She’s is perfect.

  27. I’m on board with all of this except the ass cheek hanging out. It takes it from provocative to trashy. My god she’s stunning, though. She would make the PERFECT Wonder Woman.

  28. “Who will I be wearing tonight?”

    “Well, Jaimie, you’re in for a bit of a treat. It’s a new German-Himalayan design house, Jurk Hoff Notagay.”

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    Margaret
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    eggcellent. i love half naked celebnanny

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    lori
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    Hideous dress.

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    Wow…now I’m a fan of hers. Who is she again?

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    How to gain worldwide recognition in one easy step.

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    anonym
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    nice view. I would have ripped that dress off of her.

  34. Jaimie Alexander Vagina
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    Well she just shit on every other woman out there, big time.

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    Axerty
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    Don’t think she thought that dress through.

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    Mike
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    Wow, the first red carpet dress I’ve seen with side-crotch. .Goop wouldn’t dare try to “one up” her, would she? (as thousands chant noooooo…………)

  37. Jaimie Alexander Vagina
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    Is that a landing strip I see.

  38. Dark World premiere, and not even ONE picture of Hiddleston?

    Bah! You suck.

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    Jock Ewing
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    I’d throw it in her anal cavity.

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    the crapper
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    hole shot

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    Vlad
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    Should rename the “full-size” photos for this gallery “fun-size”

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    Alan Parker
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    Dems her buttock.

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    DrNephron
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    Space hooker!

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    matti
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    Is that a calvin and hobbes tatt?

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