Jesus Christ, Jaimie Alexander

The Superficial / November 5, 2013

Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the Iron Man 3 premiere with her ass hanging out, paving the way for 800 interviews about sacrificing her 70s bush for the sake of fashion. Except none of that exists outside the minds of peasants anymore because here’s Jaimie Alexander at the premiere of Thor: The Dark World last night who saw Gwyneth’s ass and raised it vagina. Which also proved that while Jaimie clearly doesn’t have the breasts to play Wonder Woman, she definitely doesn’t have a penis. That’s half the character.

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