Jaimee Grubbs in a Bikini

December 11th, 2009 // 167 Comments

Dear Tiger Woods,

As you take a break from the links to pretend you love your family, I’d like to offer a sincere thanks for approaching the field of adultery with all the zeal and determination you give to the sport of golf. It takes a special kind of talent to sink your penis into 15 women who not one has met a camera she wouldn’t whore her shit for. There’s only one word for that, sir: “Wow.”

My apologies for not doing this sooner,

The Superficial Writer

Photos: Splash News

  1. who cares

    why are people worried about Tiger so? everybody has shit on their own plate.He should’t care what anyone thinks,he’s a billionare. I would live my life and wouldn’t care about nothing.

  2. who cares

    why are people worried about Tiger so? everybody has shit on their own plate.He should’t care what anyone thinks,he’s a billionare. I would live my life and wouldn’t care about nothing.

  3. who cares

    why are people worried about Tiger so? everybody has shit on their own plate.He should’t care what anyone thinks,he’s a billionare. I would live my life and wouldn’t care about nothing.

  4. FPDrohan

    “IF YOU ARE WITHOUT SIN AND EVIL, THAN YOU CAN CAST THE FIRST STONE”
    “BEFORE YOU REMOVE THE SLIVER IN MY EYE, FIRST REMOVE THE STICK FROM YOUR OWN”
    WE ARE ALL JUDGEMENTAL AND SELF-RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITES.

  5. WTFUSERIOUS

    OMG is Tiger serious? I mean, ok if he were married to say, Rosie O Donnell, I’d give him props on this one, but this skank looks like a wookie compared to Elin. She doesn’t know how to pose, she looks cheap, wrong bikini, and she has a beer gut. What more can we say? oh , bad eyebrow wax, awful makeup job, fake dyed hair. is anything natural and even well put on this girl? I don’t even think she’d get hired at Wing house, much less hooters.

  6. WTFUSERIOUS

    OMG is Tiger serious? I mean, ok if he were married to say, Rosie O Donnell, I’d give him props on this one, but this skank looks like a wookie compared to Elin. She doesn’t know how to pose, she looks cheap, wrong bikini, and she has a beer gut. What more can we say? oh , bad eyebrow wax, awful makeup job, fake dyed hair. is anything natural and even well put on this girl? I don’t even think she’d get hired at Wing house, much less hooters.

  7. Jerk off

    Ok besides coming home drunk and finding no other good porn on the internet and finally settling on jerking off to a pic of a chick who looks like this, I can’t think of any other reason i’d want to ever see her. Plus Id be pissed the next morning if I woke up to her. Maybe the night before i had fun, but next day? oh hell no. This is why i don’t understand how Tiger could have an ongoing affair with this woman. Tiger deserves to get the living daylights kicked out ofhim just for his bad taste.

  8. very good ,i like it very much.

  9. I’m going with #4, nothing special..

  10. tiger tiger woods ya’ll

  11. Who Dat … Who Dat?

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