Jaime Pressly says sexy things

April 23rd, 2007 // 115 Comments
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Jaime Pressly says she’s excited for the birth of her first child next month, but is freaked about the way her thighs and chest are ballooning. She tells Redbook:

“These little saddlebags on the side of me right now – I’ve never had anything like that. And my boobs are completely out of control. When my milk comes in, I’m going to be able to feed a small village.”

Oh yeah, baby. Now that’s how you talk sexy. I think it’s illegal to be as aroused as I am right now. The last time I heard somebody talk this hot was listening to one of Al Gore’s speeches on global warming.

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  1. the chicken

    #99 Your “special” school doesn’t allow them? Aw, all that’s left for you is finger paints. Watch that drooling thing there, too.

  2. #100 why would I be in jail? Quit calling me SIR, girls these days don’t talk like prissy bitches…they talk like gangsta bitches….everybody a freakin gangsta….in school, and yea I highly doubt that prisoners get to use computers,asshole.

  3. the chicken

    #102 Why, indeed? Why are 32 people in VT dead while you live? Yet here you are, posting and posting and posting and posting and saying…what, exactly?

    The universe is full of enigmas like this.

  4. LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE CHICKEN HAS ROOSTED HIS POSTS OVER AND OVER AND OVER , BUT WHAT R U REALLY SAYING? CALLING YOURSELF AN ENIGMA..SO GLAD U WISHED SOMEONE U DIDN’T EVEN KNOW TO DIE LIKE THE VT KIDS DID..U , MY FRIEND HAVE MANY PROBLEMS,,NOW HOW DO U FEEL ABOUT IT..ASSHOLE.

  5. the chicken

    #104 Guess “coherent” wasn’t on your “what I want to be when I grow up” list.

  6. You must be from Jersey or New York..u sound just like those stupid bitches. Let me hear you taaaaaaaalllllllkkkkkk…..

  7. the chicken

    #106 It’s the internet, you fucking dribbling moron. You can’t “hear” anyone “talk” – or are the voices in your head telling you otherwise?

  8. You just answered my question, a-hole.

  9. the chicken

    #108 “A-HOLE?”

    That’s the best the Pride of Florida has to offer??? That’s all you got? “A-hole?”

    Hang it up, you soft pathetic squishy turd, you’re an abortion that lived.

  10. UP YOUR ASS WITH A BLOWTORCH, BITCH,,,OH YEA,,YOUR ASS SUCKS BUTTERMILK…

  11. the chicken

    #110 “Your ass sucks buttermilk”? THAT’S what passes for the ultimate smackdown in your “school” among seniors these days??

    Stop now, because you’re just embarassing yourself. And typing in caps doesn’t make you a bad-ass, you silly little tweener.

  12. DrPhowstus

    @110 — kelLIE, my good man, please get back on your meds, they’re your only hope. And you would be the first one to shit on himself if you were confronted with real ‘gangstas’. Just remember, smopking weed and listening to Petey Pablo does not a gangsta bitch make. I mean you have the illiteracy part down, and probably the jail time, but that’s about it.

  13. DrPhowstus

    @111 — chicken, have respect for your elders! kelLIE is just a confused mid-life crisis dude trying to get by. Geeeeez…

  14. Didn’t say I was gangsta, just said that’s what everyone thinks they r at school,dickweed. Plowshit,u f’n wish I was a middle aged man,,damn u sure do want me to be a man….no luck here,,,can’t imagine having a dick,,,,

  15. trolaay

    woah!…those are huge!…wonder if she could reach pamela anderson’s level…lol

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