Jaime Pressly says she’s excited for the birth of her first child next month, but is freaked about the way her thighs and chest are ballooning. She tells Redbook:
“These little saddlebags on the side of me right now – I’ve never had anything like that. And my boobs are completely out of control. When my milk comes in, I’m going to be able to feed a small village.”
Oh yeah, baby. Now that’s how you talk sexy. I think it’s illegal to be as aroused as I am right now. The last time I heard somebody talk this hot was listening to one of Al Gore’s speeches on global warming.
snfu | April 23, 2007 at 10:09 am
first?
Seung Hui Cho | April 23, 2007 at 10:09 am
I will be the last!
snfu | April 23, 2007 at 10:10 am
I’d still hit that! I hear it’s better with a prego.
Fifth Stooge | April 23, 2007 at 10:12 am
I would hit that like I was Crabman.
bobbygou87 | April 23, 2007 at 10:13 am
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Hya Lou Zirz | April 23, 2007 at 10:14 am
Here come 50 comments confirming the mommy fetish thing. This one even lactates!
But enough with the “I’d hit it” – the only thing you’ll hit is the sticky bottle of hand lotion, while slumming pants-down with some BET music videos.
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 10:16 am
God, I never want to be pregnant. Yuck.
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 10:20 am
not that she looks bad, cause she doesn’t. I just wouldn’t want a living thing in my belly kicking me…..
alaskanchicsickle | April 23, 2007 at 10:21 am
Veggi, as long as you keep fit during pregnancy, you’ll get your body back after the baby is born. Oh yeah, and you got to do those kegels religiously.
alaskanchicsickle | April 23, 2007 at 10:23 am
Oh, ok, I see your second comment. I always thought it was kind of cool to feel the baby moving around. Except when they kick you hard in the ribs or right on the cervix.
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 10:24 am
mmmmmm…religious kegels….
wedgeone | April 23, 2007 at 10:24 am
“God, I never want to be pregnant. Yuck.”
I looooooooove when chicks say that. It means only one thing – ATM is definitely on the menu.
alaskanchicsickle | April 23, 2007 at 10:25 am
I’m doing them right now ;P
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 10:25 am
It just creeps me out… and I love the kegel exercises…. very important!!
frank_the_dolphin | April 23, 2007 at 10:27 am
Got Milk!!!
Fifth Stooge | April 23, 2007 at 10:27 am
#6- Thank you for your addition to the Superficial rantings.
I would hit you in the face with my closed fist.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 10:28 am
DAMN!!! I am moving to that village
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 10:28 am
12- huh?
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 10:29 am
@12 from what you said on the other post, I hope you don’t either. But if you do, make sure you teach it to play the Banjo
alaskanchicsickle | April 23, 2007 at 10:29 am
@14 Hubby says it feels like I’m cutting off his blood circulation, maybe I do them too often, lol.
Peter Coffin | April 23, 2007 at 10:33 am
Feed a village? More like choke them.
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 10:35 am
@20 – my boy-toy loves them! it also helps to “speed things along” if hes too ambitious and i need to get to sleep. ;)
anothershityear | April 23, 2007 at 10:37 am
this untalented piece of shit is starting to look like those lizard-people in those conspiracy horror movies
no one needs to hit “it”
it’s already been hit by the cross-species ugly-stick
fuck off useless bitch
we already have Tamsin Egerton, who the fuck needs you
Al Gore speeches on global warming?
can’t wait until this shitty day is over, i’ll have a drink to that
and lactating chick’s milk is too sour anyway, it ain’t like you can have a piece of apple pie with it
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2007 at 10:37 am
I feel sick…
lambman | April 23, 2007 at 10:37 am
I think she’s got a pretty good sense of humor about herself, which is a rare and attractive quality in a celebrity!
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 10:39 am
@21 – I just checked out your web site and I am sure you will be the last person taking a drink from that village. They have a differnt kind of village for you
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 10:41 am
24 – got some prozac in my purse if you’re interested…
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 10:41 am
FRIST – I will come make you some chicken soup and tuck you into bed.
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 10:43 am
Will someone tell me what the fuck ATM means????
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 10:45 am
prozac first, then chicken soup.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 10:45 am
Veggi – it is that place that you put in your credit card into, punch in a few numbers and out pops money.
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
I think it means “Ass to Mouth, ” as in, dick in her ass, then dick in her mouth. ew.
anothershityear | April 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
Alien Nation
James Caan
now i fucking remember
Hya Lou Zirz | April 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
#6 – luckily for me the blow will be cushioned by your limp wrist.
uberfrau666 | April 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
who gives a fukk about some minor big-boobed celeb du jour?
Let’s talk about how scumbag Joe francis is suffering from anxiety attacks inside his crummy jail cell, and his cell ‘mate’ named Robert!! oh, wait, i have to go to TMZ for that….
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
very funny Jimbo….
But I mena in reference to #12.
Rock Lobster | April 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
She looks damn good for being knocked up.
oh, and #2? Your screen name is utterly tasteless.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 10:48 am
@32 – I thought that was a dirty Sanchez? At least that is what it is called in So Cal
chiris | April 23, 2007 at 10:50 am
ATM.. Automatic Teller Machine ??? $$$$$$
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2007 at 10:51 am
I already have a crapload of prozac…I need something stronger.
I also was wondering WTC atm meant…ass to mouth…how special.
Yes it’s going to be a special day. Somebody shoot me. Where’s that Cho guy when you need him, oh yeah…
biatcho | April 23, 2007 at 10:51 am
“I think it means” lmao! Nice try at hiding extensive porno knowledge!
anothershityear | April 23, 2007 at 10:51 am
#32 #29 A2M is another better “spelling”, ATM looks like you’re going to go fuck someone in a bank (right #31!)
in this bitch’s case it would be A2IDP, ass-to-inter-dimensional-portal
look at the size of that fucking piehole
she used to at least be yoga-pilates-fit
now she’s just fucking creepy lookin
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 10:52 am
Dirty Sanchez is when you stick your finger in her ass and then give her a poo mustache.
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 10:52 am
Ok, I’m ready for that chicken soup and prozac too. For the love of everything pretty, THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 10:53 am
41 – im trying to be a fucking lady OK?!?!?
I have no idea what you mean.
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 10:54 am
got some xanex at the house…..
anothershityear | April 23, 2007 at 10:56 am
#38 D.Sanchez would be more like F2L, finger-to-lip?
it would also be completely hilarious, at least by its description
i haven’t had the pleasure (or whatever) of doing one though, anyone out there done one yet?
rtnmac | April 23, 2007 at 10:56 am
I just read that in her “My Name Is Earl” voice… damn sexy that little critter is… I wonder if pappy been poking the little tykes skull???
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2007 at 10:59 am
I also have xanax. I’m thinking heroin might do the trick. I’ve never tried it, but I’ve heard good things…
Liverpool FC | April 23, 2007 at 10:59 am
WHY COULDNT THIS CHEAP WORTHLESS SLUT KEEP HER LEGS SHUT??? FUCKING NASTY WHORE DOESNT REALISE THE POPULATION OF THIS STINKING PLANET IS TOO MUCH.