Jaime Pressly says she’s excited for the birth of her first child next month, but is freaked about the way her thighs and chest are ballooning. She tells Redbook:
“These little saddlebags on the side of me right now – I’ve never had anything like that. And my boobs are completely out of control. When my milk comes in, I’m going to be able to feed a small village.”
Oh yeah, baby. Now that’s how you talk sexy. I think it’s illegal to be as aroused as I am right now. The last time I heard somebody talk this hot was listening to one of Al Gore’s speeches on global warming.
first?
I will be the last!
I’d still hit that! I hear it’s better with a prego.
I would hit that like I was Crabman.
I’m Robert Goulet, and instead of gossiping i want you to sleeeeeeeppppppp…come get one of my new boars. gouletbars.com gouletbars.com gouletbars.com
-Roberrrrrr Gouleeeet
Here come 50 comments confirming the mommy fetish thing. This one even lactates!
But enough with the “I’d hit it” – the only thing you’ll hit is the sticky bottle of hand lotion, while slumming pants-down with some BET music videos.
God, I never want to be pregnant. Yuck.
not that she looks bad, cause she doesn’t. I just wouldn’t want a living thing in my belly kicking me…..
Veggi, as long as you keep fit during pregnancy, you’ll get your body back after the baby is born. Oh yeah, and you got to do those kegels religiously.
Oh, ok, I see your second comment. I always thought it was kind of cool to feel the baby moving around. Except when they kick you hard in the ribs or right on the cervix.
mmmmmm…religious kegels….
“God, I never want to be pregnant. Yuck.”
I looooooooove when chicks say that. It means only one thing – ATM is definitely on the menu.
I’m doing them right now ;P
It just creeps me out… and I love the kegel exercises…. very important!!
Got Milk!!!
#6- Thank you for your addition to the Superficial rantings.
I would hit you in the face with my closed fist.
DAMN!!! I am moving to that village
12- huh?
@12 from what you said on the other post, I hope you don’t either. But if you do, make sure you teach it to play the Banjo
@14 Hubby says it feels like I’m cutting off his blood circulation, maybe I do them too often, lol.
Feed a village? More like choke them.
@20 – my boy-toy loves them! it also helps to “speed things along” if hes too ambitious and i need to get to sleep. ;)
this untalented piece of shit is starting to look like those lizard-people in those conspiracy horror movies
no one needs to hit “it”
it’s already been hit by the cross-species ugly-stick
fuck off useless bitch
we already have Tamsin Egerton, who the fuck needs you
Al Gore speeches on global warming?
can’t wait until this shitty day is over, i’ll have a drink to that
and lactating chick’s milk is too sour anyway, it ain’t like you can have a piece of apple pie with it
I feel sick…
I think she’s got a pretty good sense of humor about herself, which is a rare and attractive quality in a celebrity!
@21 – I just checked out your web site and I am sure you will be the last person taking a drink from that village. They have a differnt kind of village for you
24 – got some prozac in my purse if you’re interested…
FRIST – I will come make you some chicken soup and tuck you into bed.
Will someone tell me what the fuck ATM means????
prozac first, then chicken soup.
Veggi – it is that place that you put in your credit card into, punch in a few numbers and out pops money.
I think it means “Ass to Mouth, ” as in, dick in her ass, then dick in her mouth. ew.
Alien Nation
James Caan
now i fucking remember
#6 – luckily for me the blow will be cushioned by your limp wrist.
who gives a fukk about some minor big-boobed celeb du jour?
Let’s talk about how scumbag Joe francis is suffering from anxiety attacks inside his crummy jail cell, and his cell ‘mate’ named Robert!! oh, wait, i have to go to TMZ for that….
very funny Jimbo….
But I mena in reference to #12.
She looks damn good for being knocked up.
oh, and #2? Your screen name is utterly tasteless.
@32 – I thought that was a dirty Sanchez? At least that is what it is called in So Cal
ATM.. Automatic Teller Machine ??? $$$$$$
I already have a crapload of prozac…I need something stronger.
I also was wondering WTC atm meant…ass to mouth…how special.
Yes it’s going to be a special day. Somebody shoot me. Where’s that Cho guy when you need him, oh yeah…
“I think it means” lmao! Nice try at hiding extensive porno knowledge!
#32 #29 A2M is another better “spelling”, ATM looks like you’re going to go fuck someone in a bank (right #31!)
in this bitch’s case it would be A2IDP, ass-to-inter-dimensional-portal
look at the size of that fucking piehole
she used to at least be yoga-pilates-fit
now she’s just fucking creepy lookin
Dirty Sanchez is when you stick your finger in her ass and then give her a poo mustache.
Ok, I’m ready for that chicken soup and prozac too. For the love of everything pretty, THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
41 – im trying to be a fucking lady OK?!?!?
I have no idea what you mean.
got some xanex at the house…..
#38 D.Sanchez would be more like F2L, finger-to-lip?
it would also be completely hilarious, at least by its description
i haven’t had the pleasure (or whatever) of doing one though, anyone out there done one yet?
I just read that in her “My Name Is Earl” voice… damn sexy that little critter is… I wonder if pappy been poking the little tykes skull???
I also have xanax. I’m thinking heroin might do the trick. I’ve never tried it, but I’ve heard good things…
WHY COULDNT THIS CHEAP WORTHLESS SLUT KEEP HER LEGS SHUT??? FUCKING NASTY WHORE DOESNT REALISE THE POPULATION OF THIS STINKING PLANET IS TOO MUCH.