Jaime Pressly got really fat

January 29th, 2007 // 87 Comments
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Wow, Jaime Pressly really let herself go. I used to think she was amazingly fit, but she showed up to the Screen Actors Guild Awards looking like a Fatasaurus Rex. It’s almost as if she’s got a tiny little person living inside her belly. But I’m a world class detective, so I’m gonna have to go with she totally porked out at a local buffet right before showing up. You know, like in a cartoon. Looks like my powers of deduction have solved the case again!


  1. UNCLE NED

    #49, you stole my thunder. Who’s the father? Is she married, or am I wrong to ask, and must now go into Rehab?

  2. I admit it.

    I knocked her up.

  3. Sheva

    Preggers, uh no. Give me Catalina.

  4. Craig & "em"

    I look at these pictures and I have to say, I’ve never wanted to hit a pregnant chick before,
    BUT…
    BUT…
    Thinkin of KATHY GRIFFIN pregnant just brings one word to mind!

    UMMMMMMM!

  5. Craig & "em"

    I look at these pictures and I have to say, I’ve never wanted to hit a pregnant chick before,
    BUT…
    BUT…
    Thinkin of KATHY GRIFFIN pregnant just brings one word to mind!

    UMMMMMMM!

  6. Me

    #54-55. WHAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. She just looks pregnant as in their is a baby in her uterus. The rest of her looks normal i have seen some women whose shoe size changes, nose gets bigger, and more chins than a phonebook

  8. LL

    HOTTEST PREGNANT CHICK EVER. Even more so than Heidi Klum, I think, although Heidi looked damn good, too.

    It helps to have stylists and such, of course, but this is proof not all southern chicks are classless trailer-park denizens.

    And she is effin hilarious on Earl. Jamie Pressly rocks. Apparently.

  9. ch474

    That’s the best looking lumpy woman I think I’ve ever seen. To keep the rack spectacular though, may I suggest a little support for the girls. Since she doesn’t want to spend the money for a bra, may I humbly volunteer any combination of my hands, face, and dick.

    Thank you and goodnight.

  10. omelette ze roar

    Ew @ her freakishly skinny neck. D:

  11. Punkgal

    I love the way she looks,she has never looked so beautiful. I so miss being pregnant that my son is only 4 months old and i am already considering having another.

    And as far as “who’s the father” just because she isn’t on a tabloid every week showing off who she is with like Paris or Britt, doesn’t mean she doesn’t have someone special.

    Also all the young men who put their hands up on this forum saying they were the father.. YOU WISH!!!!!!!!!

    losers

  12. brennreyn

    #50… Did you not catch the sarcasm?

    I think she looks more beautiful than ever!

  13. kathleen170

    She’d be an unfit mother.

  14. twzzlrgirl

    #57 — I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. Pregnant, as in baby in her uterus…how the hell else is someone pregnant??? And more chins than a phonebook??? WTF??? Do you have any frickin’ idea what you are talking about?

    And who the hell have you ever known whose nose got bigger when they were pregnant…I’ve read other posts of yours and have kept my mouth shut, but this is too much. Please, learn to speak and figure out what you are trying to say before you type.

  15. fame is funny

    oh, thats just ambrosia, check her myspace page and you’ll understand.

    as for the pictures…did someone say motorboat?

  16. hellcat1983

    #64 I think #57 meant to say “more chins than a Chinese phonebook” which would’ve made a bit more sense! I’m not even gonna touch the uterus part…wtf?!

    Well I have always thought Jaime was stunning and has a fantastic body. Yes she is a bit white trashish, but I think that derives a lot from her roles in the past; My Name I Earl, Joe Dirt and that Jerry Springer movie she was in.

  17. 86

    Holy shit. I swear to god I saw a forked tongue slither between her teeth. Watch you guys, you’ll see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Edna Bambrick

    Good God, I would so hit that! Er, I mean, #7 has been REPORTED!

  19. ambrosia

    I was saying that obviously the baby is in her uterus ( ectopic pregnancies usually result in spontaneous abortions), but that was the only part bigger on her. I have definetly seen pregnant women whose noses are bigger not permanently but widen maybe it fat. I did not want to be offensive with the chinese part. Whats wrong with my myspace. Im sure if you highlight a random part you can prove your point but as a whole whats wrong with it the pics the background the favs, in its enirety its fine. Wow my punctuations on a blog that definetly dictates my intelligence screw the advanced on MCAS, SAT’s, in english and being MENSA qualified . No thats not importan what is more important is the fact that im “shallow” and i dont feel quenched by attempting to diminsh those who i am jealous of ( and that is very few) i have a real life and sometimes i take whats said personal as a minority ( skinny, pretty, and can afford things not race)
    Call me what you will at least i can pay my bills

    http://www.myspace.com/sashambrosia

  20. katie

    ok … you guys are so dumb because obviously shes pregnant … not fat

  21. wedgeone

    #69 – you must suck a mean cock since you can’t use your brain to earn $$ to pay those bills you referred to.
    The only thing missing from that atrocity of a post is a misspelling of the word “loser” by putting two O’s into it, making it “looser”.
    If your MENSA material, then I’m going to be the next President of the United States. And my first act as President would be to have you perform your best Monica Lewinsky impersonation under my desk.

  22. wedgeone

    typo … “you’re”, not your.

  23. wedgeone how do you know how i pay my bills .First of all im in highschool a minor check out where i live avg income etc those two facts lead the avg sensible person to conclude that if i truly need something i ask these people called parents. Don’t go on a tirade of how you had to work for your things if you liked it you would not be complainig about it.read my blog click on my name one of the post applies to you

  24. rfun6

    I dont know what you see that is fat. She is expecting. Im tired of all the skinny pencil women. No wonder so many are dying. Starving to death. She is looking great and glowing too

  25. ambrosia

    fame is funny what is on my myspace that could make you understand

    twzzlrgirl aare you serious when your pregnant you have hormonal changes a nd fat gain in numerous places including noses

  26. MrSemprini

    First!

  27. mela

    The dress is an excellent choice, and I love how the color of the material matches her eyes.

    These celebrities must hate all the high-count megapixel camera equipment, though. Those close-ups totally give away how much make-up is being caked on, as well as all the skin imperfections.

  28. Viola

    Ambrosia: you DO have immunity. To brain functioning…

  29. viola screw you what makes me brain dead.

  30. crazyotto

    it should be my demon seed that grows

  31. Viola

    #79. No, thanks, I already got my screw today.
    And to answer your question: your dead brain makes you brain dead….

  32. ambrosia

    viola
    go to your lower middle class (x>70,00) stuck ugly ass and shut the fuck up

  33. Hacking Hollywood

    WTF is wrong with you Hollywood Haters?! She looks so beautiful unlike Miss trashy trash Britney Spears who looked God Awful pregnant and not pregnant.

    A woman should gain a little weight pregnant. The Hollywood mentality is stick figure and that is BS cause remember the average size woman in the U.S. is 12 with that said the average size woman’s height is around 5’5 or 5’6. In Los Angeles there are nothing but healthy full figured women walking around.

    When she looks like Anna Nicole Smith did a few years ago than you might whisper. Women should be proud to be who they are. Jaime is hardly fat at all leave her alone and let her be pregnant. She’s not fucking 300 pounds.

  34. ClockworkAnge

    Hahahaha…

    Ambrosia, your posts are so hard to read- please learn some proper grammar before trying to prove your intelligence by claiming you are a MENSA member. And I know Wachusett Regional High all too well- I grew up in you area- and I know the type of kids that go to your high school- please don’t claim that you are anything but middle class. If you were anything more, you’d be going to one of the GOOD, private schools like SPM.

    When people say “Just look at her myspace page” to explain your confused posts- it’s because your poor grammar, horrible spelling, along with the things you list and the picture you posted allude to the fact that you are quite clueless. Studying genetics doesn’t make you smart, keep that in mind when trying to impress people and forgetting to spell-check your blog.

  35. yeah, the buffet called – she wins!

  36. Ashley K.

    Whoever wrote this….your an ass!!! What did you think pregnancy does to your body?????? She is gorgeous!!!!

  37. Jordan

    I agree with 86. Pregnancy her big. I never thought that she was very pretty until she got pregnant. She’s so sexy with her big bulgeing belly not to mention her biggie-sized boobs! I wish she could stay pregnant forever! She is so hot! I love this big bellied belle!!

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