Wow, Jaime Pressly really let herself go. I used to think she was amazingly fit, but she showed up to the Screen Actors Guild Awards looking like a Fatasaurus Rex. It’s almost as if she’s got a tiny little person living inside her belly. But I’m a world class detective, so I’m gonna have to go with she totally porked out at a local buffet right before showing up. You know, like in a cartoon. Looks like my powers of deduction have solved the case again!
She has amazing cans. I’d hit it. (Gently, from behind of course.)
She’s just taking after dear-old-deceased-dad: eating too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Wait, I thought her name was Lisa Marie…
I wholeheartedly agree #1… everyone knows prego chicks are cock hungry anyway. What a set of jugs… no need to be gentle.
First!
I’d so hit, prego or not.
she had amazing boobs before, bet her hubby is walking around with a permanent hardon.
mm257785, you’re a fucking idiot.
After so many terrifying celebrities looking like starving teenagers with a hernia, it’s great to see a pregnant woman looking as she should—namely, awesome.
What do you suppose her husband is most proud of? The brand-new life he helped create, so fragile and tender and full of hope, the bitchin’ rack she has goin’ on, or the knowledge that he’s responsible for them both? If I were him I’d just walk around with a sign that said “I HIT IT” all day long.
I thought that writing “First” was as low as you could go without having sex with animals, but “mm257785″ has proved me wrong. He cannot count and thinks that 1 comes in there between 3 and 5. Makes me glad that the gene pool will be that much cleaner then he accidentally inserts his head into a blender or something.
If these are the SAG awards, then from pic 1 Jaime must have been a winner on the evening. Unless Jessica Simpson beat her to it.
Wow. She looks great. Btw, Lisa Marie looks completely different. Older & paler. I dont think she’s blonde either.
Neways, lol @ mm257785. You got people all worked up with hardly any effort.
Shit, she’s gonna be pissed! I told her you couldn’t get pregnant from Anal.
Yawn.
Look at photo 4 from the left.What a nicely arched back!
I wonder if it’s Crabman’s????
I heard it’s actually Randy’s…
She’s still hot.
She’s beautiful.
i think everyone of us is dreaming to look like as hot as she while pregnant.
she’s pretty enough from far away, but her neck looks really plasticy and old from too much tanning, and her foundation looks like someone smeared textured spackle on it.
the dusty color of the dress, with the puke-colored foundation, and the dry, dull hair makes it look like touching her would make one’s flesh crawl- like fiber -glass insulation or something
I’d fuck her so deep the fetus would come out with a facial.
just looking at her…..you just KNOW she is a freak in bed. I can just tell.
HOT!
she’s always been gorgeous…and pregnancy agrees with her.
btw…#20 – HAHAHAHA
Must have been some buffet.
wow superfish that was the stupidest thing i ever read. what did the original superfish guy kill himself or something?
She looks fantastic. What’s the problem?
I don’t think she has a husband yet. Another one of those celebrity engagements followed very soon after by a pregnancy announcement.
I hate when pregnant chick stand there with their hand under their belly for picture. Honey, we know it’s not a beer gut, enough already!
And she looks like some kind of lizard when she smiles. ugh.
Pamela Anderson in training.
It’s impossible to say something catty about her ONLY because of the character she plays.
She sucks.
#12 – lol. Nice one!
Am I the only one who thinks that her face & head are really too wide & flat? The bod is killer though.
BTW, when my wife got pregnant, the sex pretty much stopped. Preggos being cock hungry is a myth. (Yah, I know – sorry about my luck. :^( )
27 I totally agree about the lizard face
#27 – yah, that’s it! One of the lizard people from that 80′s TV movie/show, “V”
i’ve always thought she was pretty but something about the way she looks is inherently white trash. i can’ pinpoint what exactly it is though…
My wife was cock hungry the first time ’round — we did it 12 hours before the kid was born.
Second time, uh, she must have been channeling Jennifer Aniston. Frigid bitch.
How did she get like this, even just since SNL? It wasn’t THAT long ago, was it?
I think it is great she still has poise and elegance while behind preggo. She still looks great.
Her fiance is some goofy looking cuban idiot dj. Must suck to be in hollywood stuck having to date lower forms of life. HAHAHA.
FIRST!!!!
Anyway, @34, I agree. The white trash thing more than likely comes from seeing her so often on “Earl” and “Joe Dirt” but she still is pretty enough to overcome that. And her rack was respectable to start with, but if she could keep her preggo rack, YIKES! That would be spectacular. Just f-ing hot!
YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
FORTY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s Fatassaurus Rex, by the way. I am quite sure.
@40 – who’s an idiot? Me?
so, now not only does she have that ugly-ass duck-billed platypus face of hers, but she’s gonna have stretch marks along with her (already) saggy swaying varicose-veined tits
way to go, talentless stupid bitch
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t049/T049934A.jpg
^^ her high-school graduation pic
She seems to be happy with her arched back.
She’s not related to any of the Presley’s you dumbasses. I thought the differently spelled last name was obvious, but clearly BigJim has either had too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches or he needs to work on his sarcastic references. C’mon man.
I think she looks awesome.
If I pull her head up will a rectangular candy come out? Because her head is really looking like a Pez dispenser to me.
shes pregnant. i know, cause its mine…or my friends
http://www.carpemundus.com – adulterers
I suppose her real problem here isn’t stretch marks or diapers but the question of who’s the father?
Ummm…She does have a little person inside of her…it’s called a baby. Pregnant women have them.