Wow, Jaime Pressly really let herself go. I used to think she was amazingly fit, but she showed up to the Screen Actors Guild Awards looking like a Fatasaurus Rex. It’s almost as if she’s got a tiny little person living inside her belly. But I’m a world class detective, so I’m gonna have to go with she totally porked out at a local buffet right before showing up. You know, like in a cartoon. Looks like my powers of deduction have solved the case again!
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freakflag | January 29, 2007 at 7:04 am
She has amazing cans. I’d hit it. (Gently, from behind of course.)
BigJim | January 29, 2007 at 7:09 am
She’s just taking after dear-old-deceased-dad: eating too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Wait, I thought her name was Lisa Marie…
RichPort | January 29, 2007 at 7:10 am
I wholeheartedly agree #1… everyone knows prego chicks are cock hungry anyway. What a set of jugs… no need to be gentle.
mm257785 | January 29, 2007 at 7:10 am
First!
combustion8 | January 29, 2007 at 7:14 am
I’d so hit, prego or not.
Hohlraum | January 29, 2007 at 7:19 am
she had amazing boobs before, bet her hubby is walking around with a permanent hardon.
amaritimer | January 29, 2007 at 7:28 am
mm257785, you’re a fucking idiot.
Celetina | January 29, 2007 at 7:28 am
After so many terrifying celebrities looking like starving teenagers with a hernia, it’s great to see a pregnant woman looking as she should—namely, awesome.
What do you suppose her husband is most proud of? The brand-new life he helped create, so fragile and tender and full of hope, the bitchin’ rack she has goin’ on, or the knowledge that he’s responsible for them both? If I were him I’d just walk around with a sign that said “I HIT IT” all day long.
gambitzero | January 29, 2007 at 7:28 am
I thought that writing “First” was as low as you could go without having sex with animals, but “mm257785″ has proved me wrong. He cannot count and thinks that 1 comes in there between 3 and 5. Makes me glad that the gene pool will be that much cleaner then he accidentally inserts his head into a blender or something.
hendero | January 29, 2007 at 7:31 am
If these are the SAG awards, then from pic 1 Jaime must have been a winner on the evening. Unless Jessica Simpson beat her to it.
Ace | January 29, 2007 at 7:35 am
Wow. She looks great. Btw, Lisa Marie looks completely different. Older & paler. I dont think she’s blonde either.
Neways, lol @ mm257785. You got people all worked up with hardly any effort.
Spindoc | January 29, 2007 at 7:38 am
Shit, she’s gonna be pissed! I told her you couldn’t get pregnant from Anal.
dystopia | January 29, 2007 at 7:43 am
Yawn.
Lowlands | January 29, 2007 at 7:43 am
Look at photo 4 from the left.What a nicely arched back!
ImaCracka | January 29, 2007 at 7:45 am
I wonder if it’s Crabman’s????
Dean | January 29, 2007 at 7:52 am
I heard it’s actually Randy’s…
She’s still hot.
Praz | January 29, 2007 at 7:57 am
She’s beautiful.
hamjachok | January 29, 2007 at 8:05 am
i think everyone of us is dreaming to look like as hot as she while pregnant.
schack | January 29, 2007 at 8:08 am
she’s pretty enough from far away, but her neck looks really plasticy and old from too much tanning, and her foundation looks like someone smeared textured spackle on it.
the dusty color of the dress, with the puke-colored foundation, and the dry, dull hair makes it look like touching her would make one’s flesh crawl- like fiber -glass insulation or something
classy | January 29, 2007 at 8:18 am
I’d fuck her so deep the fetus would come out with a facial.
Pointandlaugh | January 29, 2007 at 8:18 am
just looking at her…..you just KNOW she is a freak in bed. I can just tell.
HOT!
shanonorato | January 29, 2007 at 8:19 am
she’s always been gorgeous…and pregnancy agrees with her.
shanonorato | January 29, 2007 at 8:23 am
btw…#20 – HAHAHAHA
Sassy | January 29, 2007 at 8:23 am
Must have been some buffet.
spatz | January 29, 2007 at 8:27 am
wow superfish that was the stupidest thing i ever read. what did the original superfish guy kill himself or something?
misanthrope | January 29, 2007 at 8:31 am
She looks fantastic. What’s the problem?
jesseeca | January 29, 2007 at 8:35 am
I don’t think she has a husband yet. Another one of those celebrity engagements followed very soon after by a pregnancy announcement.
I hate when pregnant chick stand there with their hand under their belly for picture. Honey, we know it’s not a beer gut, enough already!
And she looks like some kind of lizard when she smiles. ugh.
86 | January 29, 2007 at 8:36 am
Pamela Anderson in training.
jrzmommy | January 29, 2007 at 8:37 am
It’s impossible to say something catty about her ONLY because of the character she plays.
86 | January 29, 2007 at 8:37 am
She sucks.
wedgeone | January 29, 2007 at 8:37 am
#12 – lol. Nice one!
Am I the only one who thinks that her face & head are really too wide & flat? The bod is killer though.
BTW, when my wife got pregnant, the sex pretty much stopped. Preggos being cock hungry is a myth. (Yah, I know – sorry about my luck. :^( )
86 | January 29, 2007 at 8:37 am
27 I totally agree about the lizard face
wedgeone | January 29, 2007 at 8:38 am
#27 – yah, that’s it! One of the lizard people from that 80′s TV movie/show, “V”
meee | January 29, 2007 at 8:49 am
i’ve always thought she was pretty but something about the way she looks is inherently white trash. i can’ pinpoint what exactly it is though…
BigJim | January 29, 2007 at 8:57 am
My wife was cock hungry the first time ’round — we did it 12 hours before the kid was born.
Second time, uh, she must have been channeling Jennifer Aniston. Frigid bitch.
Jason The Barbarian | January 29, 2007 at 9:05 am
How did she get like this, even just since SNL? It wasn’t THAT long ago, was it?
icyprincess2 | January 29, 2007 at 9:05 am
I think it is great she still has poise and elegance while behind preggo. She still looks great.
James | January 29, 2007 at 9:09 am
Her fiance is some goofy looking cuban idiot dj. Must suck to be in hollywood stuck having to date lower forms of life. HAHAHA.
cardio | January 29, 2007 at 9:13 am
FIRST!!!!
Anyway, @34, I agree. The white trash thing more than likely comes from seeing her so often on “Earl” and “Joe Dirt” but she still is pretty enough to overcome that. And her rack was respectable to start with, but if she could keep her preggo rack, YIKES! That would be spectacular. Just f-ing hot!
mztry | January 29, 2007 at 9:25 am
YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
Me | January 29, 2007 at 9:33 am
FORTY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N'Arianne | January 29, 2007 at 9:34 am
It’s Fatassaurus Rex, by the way. I am quite sure.
cardio | January 29, 2007 at 9:57 am
@40 – who’s an idiot? Me?
anothershityear | January 29, 2007 at 10:05 am
so, now not only does she have that ugly-ass duck-billed platypus face of hers, but she’s gonna have stretch marks along with her (already) saggy swaying varicose-veined tits
way to go, talentless stupid bitch
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t049/T049934A.jpg
^^ her high-school graduation pic
Lowlands | January 29, 2007 at 10:19 am
She seems to be happy with her arched back.
freeagent47 | January 29, 2007 at 10:26 am
She’s not related to any of the Presley’s you dumbasses. I thought the differently spelled last name was obvious, but clearly BigJim has either had too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches or he needs to work on his sarcastic references. C’mon man.
I think she looks awesome.
llllllllll | January 29, 2007 at 10:30 am
If I pull her head up will a rectangular candy come out? Because her head is really looking like a Pez dispenser to me.
carpemundus | January 29, 2007 at 10:37 am
shes pregnant. i know, cause its mine…or my friends
http://www.carpemundus.com – adulterers
86 | January 29, 2007 at 10:42 am
I suppose her real problem here isn’t stretch marks or diapers but the question of who’s the father?
RockSteady | January 29, 2007 at 10:49 am
Ummm…She does have a little person inside of her…it’s called a baby. Pregnant women have them.