Jaime Pressly’s Mug Shot and Other News

January 6th, 2011 // 38 Comments
Jaime Pressly Mug Shot

(33-year-olds look like this.)

- Victoria Beckham stands against all that is good and right in this world. [Popeater]

- Johnny Weir comes out of the closet – that was hosting a gay orgy. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow might be under Xenu’s spell. [Lainey Gossip]

- Denise Milani in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sophie Monk is topless. [DrunkenStepfater: Site is NSFW]

- Jamie Foxx got pulled over for being “black and happy.” [StarPulse]

- Snooki wants to be on you. [The Fab Life]

- Jessica Simpson is wearing a blanket as a shirt. [PopSugar]

- The Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time [BuzzFeed]

- Timing is Everything [theCHIVE]

- Maxim’s List of Huge Things (Yes, boobs are on it.) [Maxim.com]

- The Hottest Hand Bras in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. WoodyZaloopa

    first !!!!!!!

  2. chavs

    Damn who opened the ghetto door?

    • KG

      You guys have got to be kidding. This woman, even in a poorly lit mug shot, lit up on something, is still really hot. It’s not the most flattering pic, but most women her age would kill to look as good as this on their best day.

      I guess when you’re 18 you think that’s what sh-t looks like. Wait until you’re 35 and get back to me.

  3. Damn, some guy caught her on his deer cam in Louisiana,a month or so ago. Mystery solved.

  4. Me

    Damnn!!

  5. Me

    3 damns in a row…new record?

  6. lightdragon

    looks like she was either trying to follow LiLo or that 40 something blonde chick form “That 70′s show” who got arrested for thesame charges last August.

  7. burton

    no sorry, not all 30 somethngs look like this, i sure as hell dont!

  8. Dan

    naw, she just had a really good night is all …

  9. poster child for meth abuse…

  10. See…this is what drinking that hard shit ALOT, does to you. She looks like a plucked duck.

  11. Suzy

    What the fuck? She looks great for being 30-something and having it be a mugshot with horrible lighting.

    I hope I look this awesome when I’m thirty.

    You guys are just plain batshit crazy.

    • Cock Dr

      Slut I think you’ve been drinking some of that yak juice that SHE’S been sucking on. STFU.

    • Cock Dr

      Suzy, please ignore the dumbass insult poster who insists on using my handle.
      You must admit she does look rather gaunt….not really “awesome”.

      • Cock Dr

        Yes please ignore him Suzy he’s been running his retarded ass all over this site posing as ME and getting me into trouble with others. What a fucking loser he is. Hey imposter..go get your own goddamn handle you copycat cocksucking motherfucker!!

      • Cock Dr

        why don’t you both shut the fuck up and bow down to the REAL COCK DR.

  12. Molly

    Wow – Willem Dafoe has aged beautifully.

  13. Yeezy's Son

    DAMN!! 33 should not look like that. Finding out a chick u thought is hot is really busted without makeup is tuff. Next you’ll tell me that Katy Perry looks like a tranny with D-cups when she’s not wearing makeup.

  14. binks

    I always thought she was fugly, and this mug shot proves it.

  15. properr

    faces of meth for sure! facesofmeth.us

  16. lori

    That’s a meth face for sure. Bless her heart.

  17. amy chicken sandwich

    Get a grip everybody. It’s a shitty picture with shitty lighting. She’s always had that chizzled face. And not eating doesn’t do a face like that any favors. Also, aren’t you about to be 33, Fish?

  18. That is one pissed off duck.

  19. Ash Bones

    How’s her ass holding up?? poison ivy 3 was awesome!!!

  20. cc

    The only thing that this woman ever had going for her was a great ass. She was a butterface then, and even more so now. I wish she’d fuck off to obscurity.

  21. fleas on my spine

    I want to spooge all over her man jaw.

  22. wim

    ………the skull of a monkee?

  23. Johnny Cage

    Off topic, but seeing most celebs without makeup makes me think Jessica Simpson is probably the most beautiful girl in Hollywood. Seeing the last few un-dolled up pics of Simpson and she looked just as good, if not better, than when she had makeup on.

  24. datroof

    Not a bad looking mug shot. She’s just super thin, and the lighting in those rooms is not kind. Ahem… not that I’d know…

    I hereby offer my conjugal visit services. I’ll be there for you baby.

  25. anonym

    it’s a man !

  26. Clyde

    Quagmire should be ashamed for getting arrested like this.

  27. misterfister

    I thought this was Faces of Meth when I saw this.

  28. SO WRONG

    lINXIAOBEN – YOUR PRODUCTS ARE FAKES. PEOPLE DO NOT PURCHASE ANYTHING.

    ABOUT -JAIME – What the FUCK happen to this girl [Woman]. To much to fast, to many yes man.

  29. truly julie

    ewww, dialated pupils…that’s hot!

  30. Toby Weymiller

    She is so hot it spiced up my butt juices. What a woman!

  31. Flip

    Damn…she use to be cute. Looks like a meth head now.

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