Jaden Smith Thinks ‘Doctor Strange’ Is A Documentary
As America burns around us, it’s nice to know that one thing will never change: Jaden Smith saying absolutely stupid shit because Will and Jada Smith are gay Scientology techno-vampires that refused to tell their children “no.” Which worked out really well if really well means thinking Marvel movies are religious teachings now:
Just Watched Doctor Strange, Im Completely Blown Away, And I'm Going To Dedicate The Rest Of My Life To Those Practices. Thank You
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 4, 2016
And here’s how Marvel responded to Jaden because it’s best to treat him like a five-year-old:
— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) November 4, 2016
Translation: Oh yeah, totally climb a mountain in Tibet and look for portals to other dimensions. We saw like five up there. It’ll be great.
Okay, so maybe these movies really are our savior.