Jaden Smith Thinks ‘Doctor Strange’ Is A Documentary

As America burns around us, it’s nice to know that one thing will never change: Jaden Smith saying absolutely stupid shit because Will and Jada Smith are gay Scientology techno-vampires that refused to tell their children “no.” Which worked out really well if really well means thinking Marvel movies are religious teachings now:

And here’s how Marvel responded to Jaden because it’s best to treat him like a five-year-old:

Translation: Oh yeah, totally climb a mountain in Tibet and look for portals to other dimensions. We saw like five up there. It’ll be great.

Okay, so maybe these movies really are our savior.

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