Will Smith Caught Jada and Marc Anthony ‘Watching a DVD’

Yesterday, a report broke that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are separating which they eventually denied by cryptically stating their marriage is “intact” along with planning to sue InTouch Weekly. Except a good idea might be to make sure their people stop confirming details from said report by coming up with ridiculously guilty-looking excuses for why Marc Anthony was over at Jada’s house while Will wasn’t home. TMZ reports:

In Touch Weekly claims in early August Will had become increasingly suspicious that his wife was having an affair with her “HawthoRNe” co-star Marc Anthony and secretly flew home from a movie shoot. The mag claims Will walked in the house, found Marc Anthony and Jada together and left the house crying.
Reps for Will and Jada said Tuesday Jada had not been unfaithful to Will, specifically mentioning Marc Anthony in the denial. A source close to the couple tells TMZ … Marc was at Jada’s home, but in April not August, when he went over to look at a DVD.

If any of you have had sex with someone you shouldn’t, it’s pretty much understood that “going to watch a DVD” is universal code for “shady penis in vagina action” which is why I didn’t even bother typing Will Smith Caught Jada and Marc Anthony Fucking for a headline because everyone immediately picked up on what was happening. On top of that, do their reps honestly expect us to believe Marc Anthony would personally drive over to Jada’s house to pick up a DVD? Because, you’re never going to believe this, rich people have these things called assistants which they pay to perform menial tasks for them. Crazy, I know, but trust me, it really happens.

MARC: Julio!
JULIO: Si, Senor Anthony.
MARC: Drive over to Jada Pinkett Smith’s house and retrieve a DVD. Marc Anthony’s fingers must never touch physical data storage. It is beneath Marc Anthony.
JULIO: Si, Senor Anthony.
MARC: And Julio?
MARC: Get yourself a churro.
JULIO: Bless you, Senor Anthony.

(A more likely scenario.)

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