Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

November 21st, 2013 // 29 Comments

- Sean Penn and Alec Baldwin need to go live on Rage Island. [Lainey Gossip]

- Let’s keep Hump Day rolling with Bryana Holly. [theCHIVE]

- Will Smith just shows up in Justin Bieber‘s room in the middle of the night. [Dlisted]

- Which probably explains why his children are still shitheads. [Fishwrapper]

- The Change.org petition to end all Change.org petitions. Literally. [The Daily Banter]

- Kristen Bell is a Disney Princess now. [tooFab]

- The Best Advice To A Homophobic Parent That’s Ever Been Given [BuzzFeed]

- Hel-the-fuck-lo, Violet Budd… [Popoholic]

- Kelly Brook is still the perfect wom- Oh, right, Jeremy Piven. Fuck. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Maryna Linchuk is really starting to get my attention. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Unless you want herpes, buy your own damn copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    cc
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    i am going to take the rest of the day of work to gaze at this.

  2. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    polk
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    You can lead a camel to water…

  3. Goose

    That change.org petition is the best idea that’s been proposed in the last 100 years.

  4. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s hard work but someone has to sell bottled water.

  5. why bother with telling us the name of these water peddlin’ slunts? is it in the contract?

  6. Bane

    Damn, that is one tight little body. And no shitty tattoos that I can tell. Thumbs up.

  7. Michael

    This girl – along with Aly Michalka and Blake Lively – makes plastic breasts look acceptable.

  8. “Drink 138 Water and you can have breasts like mine!”

    (Implants sold separately)

  9. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Mohawk Disco
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    Obviously she’s full of herself. But I’d like it better if she was full of me.

    • polk

      Makes it a challenge now, but she’ll be as easy score when she senses her looks are fading. Stalk her in 5 years – she’ll be an easy lay.

  10. Dox

    How does a woman in her underwear equate to a bottle of water?
    I am so confused.

  11. Swedberg gives me Sweddy balls.

  12. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    beaver eater
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    for a second there I thought it was Wednesday. I see nice camel toes.

  13. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Ronaldo
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    Nice and tight. Very good

  14. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    Ass too small for size of boobs.

    Otherwise, what a saucy minx!

  15. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Jesus! I’d hit that 2 times a day and 3 times on Sunday. That girl is put together right!

  16. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    She is absolutely perfect from the neck down. You can have the face.

  17. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Commented on this photo:

    That frumpy chick has the worst possible job a frumpy chick could have.

    • journalschism

      The “frumpy” girl looks cute as a button. And probably more fun to hang out with. And probably works harder in the sack than little Ms. “You Should Thank Jesus You’re Fucking Me.”

  18. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    HighJynx
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see pictures of her naked all over the Internet — she definitely doesn’t have fake tits. Morons and/or most women think every chick with a nice rack has fake tits…but it doesn’t take a professional to figure these things out.

    I know her personally…and although I’ve never seen her naked in person…I’ve seen her 90% of the way there…and you better believe I’ve enjoyed her photos.

  19. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
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    I’m feeling thirsty…

  20. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Skeeter
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    Once I’m done motorboating her tits I’d like to see how deep inside her asshole I could put my tongue.

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