Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

December 17th, 2013 // 30 Comments

- Katy Perry‘s vocals are shit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy made a fat pact. [Dlisted]

- Yesterday was #MondayBunday. Relive the magic. [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Stodden is make-up free, too, you guys. She’s a celebrity! [Fishwrapper]

- Dylan Sprouse has nudie pictures. I have no idea who that is. [tooFab]

- Stop Saying ‘Die Hard’ Is Your Favorite Christmas Movie [BuzzFeed]

- What’s up, Ali Larter in yoga pants? [Popoholic]

- I guess you could call this Victoria Justice photo shoot sexy? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rosalind Lipsett‘s sexy Irish Christmas dance. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- 22 Jump Street has a red band trailer. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Commented on this photo:

    …nothing wrong with that….

  2. elephantman

    Nope not at all!

  3. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    I will not buy this product unless it can proven that all moisture on Ms. Swedberg is, indeed, 138 Water. Because chemical testing is impractical, I’m afraid the only other option is for me to taste her…I mean, the water. Taste the water.

    138 Water Representatives, please FedEx Ms. Swedberg to me so I can begin testing. Remember to pack her in such a way that she remains moist while in transit.

    • The beach at Malibu often exceeds fecal indicator bacteria limits.

      • JC

        I’m assuming that’s also true of 138 Water.

      • The bottles are highly contaminated after the extreme insertion photoshoots.

      • That’s why you should always wait 30 minutes to go in the water after Lindsay Lohan gets out.

      • Brozillian

        The homossexualism level of the comments here in The Superficial exceeds the limits measured in other sites.

        I would not mind about experimenting her 1,38% fecal bacteria sample right from “her source”.
        And not only shit bacteria is in seawater. Galons of mixed whale cum, fish pee and liquefied rubber is in too. And guess to where all this water goes? To your stomach, after eating that delicious shrimp and crab.

        Now stop being a sissy and throw the tongue all over dat body!

  4. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhh, the memories of days long gone when I actually thought I will have hot girlfriends like her. I miss those days. The sweet, sweet naivete of youth.

  5. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks lively.

  6. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m becoming more and more convinced that this whole ad campaign is actually a cover for the next R. Kelly album, “This is What I Drank ‘Fore I Pist on U”.

  7. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m assuming that the photographer’s instructions were something like “Act as if you are consumed with lust for the sand itself”.

  8. Damn, she’s fit.

    Still not buying the fancy water with the massive marketing budget.

  9. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
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    and THAT is how you get sand in your vagina. She is gonna be cranky all day.

  10. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
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    138 is the sexiest water nobody ever drinks. I’ve yet to see one of these chicks actually drinking the stuff.

    I’m half convinced it’s not a real product, just something some genius perve cooked up to get hot chicks to spread their legs for photos.

  11. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    snide
    Commented on this photo:

    NIce retouch on the bottle. And by “nice retouch on the bottle”, I mean that’s a lousy fucking retouch on the bottle

  12. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
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    Christ, could they possibly airbrush her face even more?

  13. cc

    Insert Christmas list joke here.

  14. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    WHOA.

    Look at all that moisture! –That is A LOT of peeing for one girl to do.

    … not that I’m into that at all, I mean. fuck, i’ll just show myself out. ltrz.

  15. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    gseeker
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a bottle in these pics? What? Where?

  16. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
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    The Die Hard thing is attributed to hipsters and I know that no one admits to being a hipster but I’m seriously not. You can mostly tell because I desperately wish I were cooler but I don’t do anything about it. I’m painfully uncool and it’s not a statement, it just is.

    That said, Die Hard is one of my favorite holiday films. My absolute favorite is The Ref, mostly because I like my holiday schamltz candy coated in profanity.

    Die Hard was designed to be a heartwarming story. If you are a dork like me you listened to the commentary and discovered that the writers of the movie set out to write a happy, hopeful action movie. If you pay attention to the music choices you’ll see very intential use of christmas music and bells to drive home the holiday spIrit.

    Isn’t any movie that takes place exclusively during the holidays a holiday movie? Sort of like, any movie that takes place on Halloween is a Halloween movie.

  17. Deina

    Die Hard is only one of my favorite holiday movies. My favorite favorite is mothman Prophecies ;)

  18. Brandon

    Dylan Sprouse is one of the twins who played the kid in Big Daddy with Adam Sandler.

  19. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    mimi
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    and now, where’s the bottle ?

  20. FlameRetard

    Don’t take a shit on my beach.

  21. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard 138 Water Photoshoot
    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    Coyote ugly, but what a body. Two bagger.

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