Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

- Miley Cyrus is plowing through Paris Hilton’s exes. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kris Jenner’s making Kendall dress like a yarn condom on a flaccid penis now. [Dlisted]

- Perfectly Tatted Girls [theCHIVE]

- Kim Kardashian is face-lifting her shit into obscurity. I believe in God again. [Fishwrapper]

- Jenny McCarthy’s probably going to propose to Donnie Wahlberg. [tooFab]

- Everything that’s happened so far with this Richie Incognito thing. [BuzzFeed]

- Paulina Gretzky posed for Maxim. [Popoholic]

- Goddamn, Anastasia Ashley… [IDLYITW]

- Rosie Jones loves America.. for some reason. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Scarlett Johansson’s down with porn. [Celebslam]

- Heidi Montag’s new breasts look like this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kaley Cuoco is not effing pregnant. Yet. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Hans Zimmer is sorry about the BRAAHHHMMs. [FilmDrunk]

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