Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

- Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who I’ll assume hates vehicular cunnilingus. [Lainey Gossip]

- Welcome… to The Richard Simmons Renaissance. [Dlisted]

- There’s Something Spectacular About Oktoberfest [theCHIVE]

- Rihanna’s trip to Thailand sounds educational. [Fishwrapper]

- Jesus Tits and Gretchen Rossi are off Real Housewives. [tooFab]

- Don Draper Has Sold Billions Of Packs Of Lucky Strikes [BuzzFeed]

- Lindsay Ellingson’s in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- And so is Nicole Meyer. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emily Ratajkowski topless. I shouldn’t have to say more. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scarlett Johansson as a sexy alien huntress, anyone? [FilmDrunk]

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