Good Morning, Jaclyn Swedberg, And Other News

September 24th, 2013 // 17 Comments

- Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who I’ll assume hates vehicular cunnilingus. [Lainey Gossip]

- Welcome… to The Richard Simmons Renaissance. [Dlisted]

- There’s Something Spectacular About Oktoberfest [theCHIVE]

- Rihanna‘s trip to Thailand sounds educational. [Fishwrapper]

- Jesus Tits and Gretchen Rossi are off Real Housewives. [tooFab]

- Don Draper Has Sold Billions Of Packs Of Lucky Strikes [BuzzFeed]

- Lindsay Ellingson‘s in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- And so is Nicole Meyer. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emily Ratajkowski topless. I shouldn’t have to say more. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scarlett Johansson as a sexy alien huntress, anyone? [FilmDrunk]

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  1. SexJihaad

    Very nice, very nice. How much?

  2. Tits on a stick.

  3. She seems to like making really dumb faces, but the rest of her looks very smart.

  4. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
    Cock Dr
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    That side boob looks so natural.

  5. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW! Just step on me on your way through life and I’ll be happy.

  6. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Synopsis: enormous fake boobs, fabulous ass, adorably wanton camera persona.

  7. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
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    Damn!

  8. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
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    What’s up with hot chicks taking pics of hotter chicks these days? I mean, what’s going to happen to the horny, pasty, smarmy Terry Richardsons of the world if they don’t have a job.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Don’t worry – they’ll get jobs posting those photos and writing dick jokes for websites.

  9. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
    ITOLDYOU
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    Every now and then you come across a woman you just want them to sit on your face, this is one of them!!!

  10. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
    crb
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    For the size of those [fake] boobs, her butt really should be bigger.

  11. right

    Sending a big thank you to all the shitbag fathers out there. Without them, these attention whores wouldn’t be possible.

  12. Why isn’t she holding or posing next to a big bottle of 123 Water?

  13. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
    cc
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    Yay!

  14. Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Raquel Rischard Photoshoot
    jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    Whew! Nice pose. Hardly ever see them posing like that (with the hands on their head)

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