Jackie Chan is a belligerent drunk

July 11th, 2006 // 51 Comments
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A drunk Jackie Chan disrupted a concert by Taiwanese singer Jonathan Lee in Hong Kong when he reportedly jumped on stage and demanded a duet, then tried conducting the band but kept stopping and restarting the music. The audience started heckling him after the disruption dragged on and he allegedly responded with insults, also admitting on stage he was drunk.

You’d think a drunk Jackie Chan would be a little more exciting than this. Like doing backflips off walls and jump kicking people to the face. Usually in situations like that I let me fists do the talking. Those terrorists aren’t going to beat themselves up.

Thanks to the foxy Betsy for the tip, and for closely monitoring the life of Jackie Chan.

*Anybody who disagrees with Jackie Chan is automatically a terrorist. That’s a fact.


  1. Mr. WHITEMAN

    Tits McGhee is another sorry ass white man obsessing over penis. Probably because his tiny flaccid pink dong gives him insecurity. Asian penis is just fine. Die in a fire Cracka.

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