Jack White’s rep announced yesterday that he and his wife Karen Elson had their first child on Tuesday in Tennessee, going with the name Scarlett for their daughter.
Remember when The White Stripes were popular and they pretended to be brother and sister but were actually ex-spouses or some other crazy crap? It’s been hard for me to think of Jack White as a normal person after all that, and pictures of him looking like he wants to challenge Michael Jackson for title of “Creepiest Man Alive” doesn’t help much either. I wouldn’t trust this guy to raise a damn Chia pet, let alone a human baby.
who is this creepy fuck anyways?
I never understood the whole, White Stripes are brother/sister, husband/wife, ex husband/ex wife, thing. I heard so many different stories that i didnt care anymore. Now i am intrigued once again. What was the deal with that?
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@100.. Doode or madam, it’s a friday night and we are posting on a fucking celebrity gossip board, welcome to Nowhere in Life International.
@66-
I mean the emo look. The music, I’m not too familiar with. I think i heard a few of their songs and I wasn’t too impressed. Sounds like the Rolling Stones, if I remember correctly, and (I know, blasphemy!) I don’t really like them all that much either. I’m totally bashing him on his looks.
The White Stripes suck.
ugh…..he looks like Edward Scissorhands. I hope the baby is cute. poor thing.
I was reading the An American Haunting Add just above this story (a little to the right), then I scrolled down a little, and that creepy white face showed up, and it really freaked me out. Then I saw who it was and I was REALLY scared. You can be a great muscician, but there’s no excuse for looking like the living dead.
#96
Well, I guess you should’ve considered that before you did it. Did it cross your mind that not only were you endangering innocent people, but that it could possibly screw your life up royally if you got caught? You know what? If you make the decision to drive under the influence, you deserve what happens to you.
100. said:
“Two thirds of you idiots just post variations of what the article’s jokes are. Get some wit you unoriginal fucktards.”
Let me guess which third you belong to. I vote the unoriginal fucktard third.
Jack White will forever pwn. That is all.
thanks, gerald. next time i will definitely hit you up.
fa cube, i live in california…arguably the worst state to get a dui in. sucks, huh? anyway, just wanted to vent onthat.
#108…
who are you? if you’re not god, i don’t want to hear you judging me.
yeah back off #108 drinking and driving is soo cool
112, try telling that to the judge, that should be fun to watch.
@112:
No offense, but YOU brought it up, so maybe you should be prepared for some less than sympathetic comments.
To all my fans: yes, that is the real me. If I wanted to post someone fake, I would have picked a picture of a guy with six-pack abs. However, I often consume too many six packs and as a result am a little flabby around the middle (sigh).
Okay, my secret is out. I’m an alcoholic. Wait, no, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
To reply to some other posts: this pic was taken at a hotel, my towels are much less white. The person who thought I’m trying to cheat on my wife: what do you think my chances are of ever meeting ANYONE who posts here? Aside from the fact that they all live in different cities (and countries), I have no clue, nor any desire to find out, who they really are. If I wanted to cheat, I’d go to LavaLife or some other such site. I pointed out that I’m married for a reason.
Why did I post the pic? Four reasons:
1. Others were speculating incorrectly about what I look like.
2. To get some chicks on this site wet.
3. To make the fat loser guys on this site jealous.
4. Because I’m arrogant. I pump a lot of iron and think I look pretty damn good for 37, so there.
I’m done.
Yes, BigJim, you are one sexy beeyotch.
So can we hear about who that is in the background, and what the heck she’s doing? Can’t figure out if she’s shaving, and if she is, why didn’t she get the hell out of the way of your picture. No attention should be diverted from the manly work of art that is your torso. Woo Hoo!
Hey Big Jim I too agree, you are one sexy man. Love always reading your posts, along with most of everyone’s posts here at SF, with the exception of IAMBANANAS he is nothing more than a stupid idiot, which he proves everytime he posts. SHERRY-CO-need I say more? and occasionally MEGAN HARRIS-again because she’s an idiot.
hey BigJim….nice Bitch Tits..gyno boy! Damn I didnt know canadians could even grow chest hair! I think I just threw up in my mouth.
and the white stripes have ALWAYS sucked.
@94 krisdylee, you said it, don’t don’t why that is, but these weird guys kind of rock in a sexy way ;)
and 95, don’t fret, I would take you to another world you poor deprived thang you. Maybe Kris too, but would have to confirm that with her.
Wait God frequents this site..ok run!
#118: Bigjim why do care what otehr ppl think? Most ppl here are losers..yeah I said it. dem thingz
TCLTC
Wierd people yes. good music. yes, too.
Not only does Jack White look like Johnny Depp, he looks exactly like Edward Scissorhands…
Evangelia: I’m an attorney in California. Not sure how you could do it, but if you can get in touch with me, I might be able to help.
I couldn’t tell this was a girl or a boy until I googled Jack White. … and I’m still not sure.
Evangelia: Depending upon where in California you are, I think there might be a way to talk without exposing either myself or my firm to the avalanche of shit that is sure to follow if I posted personal information here. I’m in Santa Monica. If you are in the LA area, we could pick a spot to meet. I’d be more than happy to talk with you, and if I can’t help, I know some people who can.
BigJim: Hmmm. Could be an old picture. In the intel biz [or make reference to the movie], you need to establish “proof of life” to verfiy recent activity. So drop the towel and cover up with a daily newspaper or magazine.
I think George Clooney was on the cover of last month’s Vanity Fair – that could work.
Just hope Edna doesn’t try the same routine.
fa cube: you are so sweet. thanks a lot for offering. i wouldn’t want to inconvinience you in any way, but my email is mikrievie@hotmail.com if you want to contact me.
Evangelia: E-mail on the way. :) Happy to help.
Since this site embraces all that is superficial, check out http://www.fluideffect.com and see how Hollywood makes beautiful people, well, beautiful.
Click on “portfolio” and the “before and after” pix – you’ll never view the glossy magazines or tabloids the same.
Entertainment Whore: What? You mean Hollywood creates phony images of perfection? No! I won’t believe it! I don’t believe it! I can’t believe it! I shan’t believe it!
Heh, thanks Roger Rabbit!
I know, unbelievable! The Photoshop art work isn’t what’s shocking – it’s the masterpieces they create.
I mean, really. They could make anyone look good. [insert sardonic comment here]
I still have her first appearance in Playboy. Sure, it’s all crusted and kind of wrinkly now, and some of the pages don’t come apart like they used to, but what memories. What…memories.
Bugger me, that post was supposed to be over on the Anna Nicole thread. Fucksakes! This is not the thread for cheap jerkoff jokes. Or….is it?
Ewwwwww.
first of all, greetings to all. I am new here.
Jack White is a genius, but like most geniuses, hes butt fuggin crazy.
anyone recall a about a year ago when Jack beat the crap out of some dude from the Von Bondies? Hes a loose cannon. And it figures Courtney Love had a crush on him. She stalked him there for a while, but he declined her affections. I, for one am very glad, bc can u imagine how twisted their love child would be? i think it would mean the apocalypse and the end of days. Surely, it would be some kind of demon. don’t you agree?
Why has no one mentioned that BigJim doesn’t show his face? Or his balls? Clearly he has something to hide…
#117:
It’s actually a statue in the background. It was a “getway” weekend last summer in a Roman theme room. The statue is pouring water into the jacuzzi tub.
As for not showing my face, I don’t want any of the weirdos on this site to know what I look like. As for not showing below the towel, I’m not a complete perv…
You’re not missing much. I’m only a bit bigger than average down there.
WTF:
The fact that you looked proves that you’re gay.
#140 a bit bigger then average?
according to The Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research the average size is around 6 inches
*does the math
#140
Shweet.
Did that include being slathered in oil and scraped by wooden spatulas? ‘Cuz that’s my favorite part.
Is it Monday yet??
Guys, funny fuckin’ story. Smoked way too much last night, and I fainted in the kitchen, cracking my head on the fridge door handle before crashing onto the floor. Scared the bejesus outta my hubby. Does this mean I have a problem?
i’m kind of surprised that he knew what sex was
144 I’ll kiss it and make it all better.
Wow, krisdylee, sounds kind of like last weekend for me. we went to Vegas, and I got so drunk off of Jagermiester, then got sick, headed for the toilet, and promptly smacked the bridge of my nose into the porcelain. i broke capilliaries, that filled my pores with blood, that dried, that made weird “redheads”, that were are bitch to get rid of.
Moral of the story: Don’t do push-ups on the toidy.
Woo Hoo, 148th!