Jack White’s rep announced yesterday that he and his wife Karen Elson had their first child on Tuesday in Tennessee, going with the name Scarlett for their daughter.
Remember when The White Stripes were popular and they pretended to be brother and sister but were actually ex-spouses or some other crazy crap? It’s been hard for me to think of Jack White as a normal person after all that, and pictures of him looking like he wants to challenge Michael Jackson for title of “Creepiest Man Alive” doesn’t help much either. I wouldn’t trust this guy to raise a damn Chia pet, let alone a human baby.
jessieo | May 5, 2006 at 3:31 pm
whoo!! First???????
M@ce | May 5, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Megan Harris is a dolt
jessieo | May 5, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Boy is he fuggers.
krisdylee | May 5, 2006 at 3:33 pm
I fuckin’ love The White Stripes, and his new band The Raconteurs. And that’s all I have to say about that.
DancingQueen | May 5, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Wow, Michael Jackson has finally become white.
BigJim | May 5, 2006 at 3:35 pm
I didn’t know they were making another Dawn of the Dead movie.
radio4play | May 5, 2006 at 3:36 pm
holy mother mary waaat
FIRST SHITHEADS
TCLTC, oh hi mom
Diana | May 5, 2006 at 3:36 pm
http://www.evilscience.net/institutions/halloffame/edwardiso.jpg
TCLTC
lurkingdaily | May 5, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Yuck!
pinky_nip | May 5, 2006 at 3:37 pm
I’m sure I read somewhere that his freak job of a wife has no eyebrows. I imagine this kid to look a little like Uncle Leo when the stove blew up in his face.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 5, 2006 at 3:38 pm
The Johnny Depp of rock, goes out of his way to appear weird, slovenly or unattractive. You should see the Mrs. The kid’s gonna give Apple and Moses a run for the fugly money.
In other news, go to this link to read about what everybody’s favorite limey junkie is up to:
http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/22525591?source=Evening%20Standard&ct=5
Geno | May 5, 2006 at 3:38 pm
I am more handsome than he is.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
The Girl | May 5, 2006 at 3:38 pm
There is definitely something Tim Burton-esque about him. I’d rather do Meg.
BigJim | May 5, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Okay, krisdylee, this one’s for you.
Some folks have joked about what BigJim really looks like, so let’s set the record straight. After seeing this butt fugly Jack White dude, plus Megan “Gollum” Harris and Edna “Tons of Fun” Bambrick, I thought you could use this: http://profiles.yahoo.com/therealbigjim68
Other ladies are welcome to view as well.
inspector11 | May 5, 2006 at 3:42 pm
i think it is telling that an anagram of “Scarlett” is “Test Carl.” Who is this carl? and why does he need testing? either that or this baby was supposed to be named carl.
I knew a guy named carl, but he spelled it with a K and lived next door for 3 years. True story.
Diana | May 5, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Who’s the guys standing in front of you with the hairy chest and white towel? He’s hot.
Jacq | May 5, 2006 at 3:43 pm
When I first saw the page, I SERIOUSLY thought that was a picture of a dead person.
Jacq | May 5, 2006 at 3:46 pm
He looks less like a dad and more like a hairy Uncle Fester.
CoJo | May 5, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Something even stranger – Meg White (the ex wife) was the maid of honor at their wedding!
…and we thought Tom Cruise was strange…
fine,yeah, Tom Cruise still takes the cake. At least Michael Jackson and Jack White have some ounce of talent….
krisdylee | May 5, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Not too shabby BigJim….
Jack is a scary looking dude, but he’s a great musician. I think he purposely does the fugly thing to avoid the screaming girly groupies…
OMG, I sounded like sherry-co. Fuck me…
pinky_nip | May 5, 2006 at 3:51 pm
His Mona Lisa grin is intriguing.
BTW, nice towel BigJim.
SuperSpence | May 5, 2006 at 3:52 pm
A lot of chicks dig that guy. Over 80% of them are also active necrophiliacs.
BigJim | May 5, 2006 at 3:53 pm
For you, I might let the towel drop.
radio4play | May 5, 2006 at 3:54 pm
#11 don’t mess with Chris Martin’s kids! anything that is half Chris Martin is hot and cute
#15 I was thinking the EXACT same thing..we need to find this Carl! Carl!
TCLTC
Fisher55 | May 5, 2006 at 3:55 pm
still can’t tell how big jim really is
but i’d hit it
Mr. Fritz | May 5, 2006 at 3:58 pm
#4, I agree with you. He’s a talented musician, nothing like Pete Doherty. I don’t understand why chicks would think he is attractive. He looks like he is morphing into Tiny Tim in that photo.
Italian Stallion | May 5, 2006 at 3:59 pm
It’s MeganHarris on a good day…………
Akapee | May 5, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Here are some random thoughts after seeing that:
1) OMG, Michael Jackson (MJ) has been reincarnated as a Whitey
2) I’m tired of hearing about MJ and his kids, now he’s had another one?
3) I’m tired of hearing about MJ. And little kids. Those battles are lost…and he has another one?
4) I thought MJ liked little boys. And now he has a wife and a kid?
Fisher55 | May 5, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Jack White > Stuttering John?
Italian Stallion | May 5, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Big Jim all I see is a picture of a hairy pussy…….just kidding……..I thought Canadians were black…….
tiffny | May 5, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Scarlett White. Clever. Someone come up with a cool name for their next kid that means black, (cause I’m not smart enough) and then their color family will be complete. And then they’ll rule the WORLD!!!
(going back to my corner now)
Binky | May 5, 2006 at 4:11 pm
# 31 I think they’re trying to rule the world as well – a modern day ‘Patridge Family’ with ex-wives and color-coded kids.
The Seven Nations better keep an eye on these freaks or nothing is going to hold them back.
PapaHotNuts | May 5, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Jack’s wife used to be my cleaning lady, and one day she called me at about 6:30 am.
“Papa, I can’t work today.”
Why not? The floors need a moppin’.
“I’m very sick.”
You don’t sound sick.
“Well, I just fucked Jack White from the White Stripes. Is that sick enough for you?”
Sorry I doubted you.
BarbadoSlim | May 5, 2006 at 4:19 pm
This guy is a walking advertisement for hazing at an early age. If he’d just gotten more wedgies at elementary school he’d be a better adjusted individual. Sadly, he slipped thru the cracks, like poor Tim Burton.
When will we learn, WHEN!!!!
PetiteGhost | May 5, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Jack White is awesome and a genius. Can we please go back to picking on people that deserve it? Like Tom Cruise?
Fisher55 | May 5, 2006 at 4:23 pm
he’s no george michael, that’s for sure
liya | May 5, 2006 at 4:23 pm
YIKES, iS he alive??????
wow bigjim, but….but…..your CANADIAN!!!
tiffny | May 5, 2006 at 4:25 pm
There is a McDonalds ad at the top of my screen that says roll over for a taste.
Tee hee.
liya | May 5, 2006 at 4:26 pm
too bad, your married. maybe you should ‘accidently-on-purpose’ exclude that info :P
pinky_nip | May 5, 2006 at 4:26 pm
#35: PetiteGhost, with that name I assume you’re related to Jack White?
boredmilf | May 5, 2006 at 4:30 pm
#35
Are you serious? This guy creeps me dry.
Italian Stallion | May 5, 2006 at 4:33 pm
It’s Jack Black’s evil twin Jack White, one does stupid funny movies and plays in a shit band and this one has a great band and play’s in horror films…………….
desi havoc | May 5, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Funny that the creepiest man alive names his daughter the most normally..In your face Gwyneth…Jack’s original even when he’s being generic!
TOPAZ21 | May 5, 2006 at 4:38 pm
# 11, haha funny comment abt Apple and Moses. Its fun to pick on babies isn’t it?
Sweetsens8tion | May 5, 2006 at 4:39 pm
I personally have never heard of Jack White..he looks ugly and freaky..you would think that the Superficial “gods” who do the postings could have come up with something better than this creepy assed person.
Saddest thing of all is this is Friday, and we probably will not get a new thread until Monday…ho hum…its gonna be a long weekend..
Fisher55 | May 5, 2006 at 4:48 pm
44, Apple and Moses aren’t actually people, duh
MeanNate | May 5, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Did Jack White die? Why didn’t anybody tell me?
Grphdesi23 | May 5, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Jack “The Joker” Nicholson is having a bad day.
Someone should consult his stylist.
tsarinaamanda | May 5, 2006 at 4:56 pm
@31: Ebony, Onyx are two that come to mind.
This man scares the shit out of me. I can only imagine how hideously ugly this kid will be after looking at pics of that wife. Ugh. Somebody beat those two with the whole damn ugly TREE! Never been a fan of his music, either. He seems like the original emo guy. I prefer musicians that don’t take themselves so damn seriously. On a positive note, at least he named his kid a fairly normal name.
tsarinaamanda | May 5, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Also, maybe he should actually go outside during the day. The sun is your friend. I’m just surprised he doesn’t have rickets or something. He looks like a vampire. Yuck.