Jack White and Karen Elson had sex

white-baby.jpgJack White’s rep announced yesterday that he and his wife Karen Elson had their first child on Tuesday in Tennessee, going with the name Scarlett for their daughter.

Remember when The White Stripes were popular and they pretended to be brother and sister but were actually ex-spouses or some other crazy crap? It’s been hard for me to think of Jack White as a normal person after all that, and pictures of him looking like he wants to challenge Michael Jackson for title of “Creepiest Man Alive” doesn’t help much either. I wouldn’t trust this guy to raise a damn Chia pet, let alone a human baby.

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