Jack Nicholson has a secret handicapped son

August 6th, 2007 // 60 Comments

According to Page Six, Jack Nicholson is known around Hollywood for sleeping around and getting random women pregnant, but now he’s denying claims that he may be the father of an illegitimate handicapped son that he tried to keep a secret. “Five Easy Decades” is an unauthorized biography about Jack and says:

“There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse … These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans.”

Nicholson’s lawyer is denying the claims, clarifying that Jack has four illegitimate kids, not five. And if you’re wondering why he has so many kids with different mothers running around, Jack once said:

“I’m interested in sex. I’m preoccupied with sex. I love it,” he once gushed, according to the book. He also panned condoms, saying using them was like wearing a “warm garbage bag.”

If you’re looking for a role model, this is it right here. Not using condoms because they feel like wearing a “warm garbage bag”? Man, this guy should speak at schools.


  1. justifiable

    #50 What, half of us have illegitimate children that we didn’t stick around to help raise? Since I don’t have any you must be one of the guilty half, cupcake.

  2. jack's retard kid

    he looks like a warm garbage bag.

  3. John

    28) You hit the nail on the head.

    He’s a bad boy and some women want a bad-boy. Different strokes for different folks. The ones I have no sympathy for are the women who get their bad-boy and then expect them to change.

    ….Oh wait, that’s almost every woman on the planet ;-)

  4. Perv

    The man is right. Condoms fucking suck.

  5. Miss Kitty

    Jack Nicolson was, at one time, a brilliant actor….Now, I think he’s all done.

    Think about it. If this guy-with his current looks-was the local plumber or grocery clerk…..He wouldn’t be getting his share of pussy. The reason he gets so much sex is because he is an incredibly wealthy movie star. Period.

    BTW-the girl in the pic is his daughter, Lorraine.

  6. Jack will never B done acting…he iz the greatezt actor of them all…

  7. arabic dick

    i want a nice girl to fuck her from the back site

  8. 57 and 58
    I’m the girl you want. I love dark meat. Since you are Arabic, I know you will be dark enough for me.

  9. Arroyo

    And what have we learned here kids?

    SIMPLE, money counts. How else do you explain Jack’s success with “women”?
    I’m sure he took turns with Polanski in nailing that 13 year old back in 1977.

Leave A Comment