Jack Black elopes with Tanya Haden

jack-black-elope.jpgPeople magazine reports that Jack Black has eloped with Tanya Haden, providing absolutely no other information about the marriage except that Tanya’s dad said, “They love each other very much. We’re thrilled.”

It’s kind of amazing that Jack Black is capable of dating an actual woman, let alone convincing her to marry him. He’s funny and all, but I imagine living with him to be like living with a hyperactive monkey. When he’s not making weird faces or running around in his underwear, he’s probably taking a crap on your laundry.