Jack Black amuses me

I guess I have to say it…FIRST!!!!!!!

Frist Bicthessss :|

Britney is a nutjob alright but if someone came up to my car at the gas station, held their camera on my window and snapped away, I’d probably start to go batshit insane too… at least they keep their distance from Jack Black.

That’s the luckiest kid on the planet. Tons of cash, and parents who could give a fuck about looking stupid.
Give Brit’s kids to THEM.

Amen number 4 – Amen

Jack Black = Worst Host Ever.

…and look! they use a stroller!

OMG!!! people are being so nice! WHAT THE FUCK?

I adore Jack Black. He’s the sexiest man ever. He should have been on the cover of People. Seriously, I love him. Kyle Gass, the words ‘smoking hot’ don’t even cover it.
Yeah, I totally have a thing for chubby dudes.

LMAO @ number 2…. last I checked, 2nd place was first loser :)

this post was nice: I like Jack but why SuperFish did you have to include pix of Britney at the end and ruin such a wonderful set of a normal family? Worst… did she escape Rehab again?

Gotta love Jack Black.

… Kyle Glass on the other hand. Uhm, no comment.

Who the hell is Kyle Glass?

I’ve seen whales smaller than that.

who’s Jack Black?Is that the missing link in the first 4 pictures or the cooky loving guy in the last 2?

Is the guy in the last 2 pictures the current Superficialposter?

Jack Black is proof that humor (and a few million in the bank) can win over the hottest women.

Kyle Gass’s unfettered, care-free sexuality eclipses the manliness and desirability of every human male combined. He is a solar system of sexy. He is a galaxy of godliness. He is a universe of unitard-filling man-meat. Consider yourself lucky that you were allowed a glimpse of his exquisite visage.

(Superfish–do I get the job?)

Jack Black is the most untalented, unfunny buttmuncher on the planet, next to Andy Dick of course. Can’t wait for the heart attack to claim him from this world.

You don’t need humor to win a ‘hot’woman.Only a few millions on the bank-account is enough.

@2, so sad haha

Blacks kid (wait, that is his kid, right) is friggin awesome. he’s gonna grow up to either be hillarious or really messed up. but either way, he’ll be entertaining.

Who’s the woman? is that his wife?

Reading the Kyle Gass comments and then seeing the pics had me LMFAO!!!! That guy is something else. Totally one of a kind and so refreshing for it!

Someone please give me a sign i’m not going boy crazy! man, Jack Black’s so cool, he’s like the first step to me turning on a guy-on-guy porno and actually helping my boyfriend masturbate while eating popcorn, listening to the Dixie Chicks and thinking about “Nacho Libre.”

NOTE: Tell me i didnt just say that.

#4 ur SO right, someone should actually say that to a laywer.

Hey! i forgot, I like dropped 30 lbs right? then this Kyle guy comes along and picks it up. then he steals 30 more from me! damn you kyle! DAAAAMMMNNN YOOOUUUU!

~N@ughty

What are those weird node thingies on his legs?

I’d take Jack Black over Brad Pitt any day.

I would bang the hell out of Jack Black, and I’m not just saying that to be an ironic hipster.

Meh.

Yeah he’s funny. I bet his kid will be very amused/embarassed.

#10, Meet my friend sarcasm—I can’t fucking believe I just had to explain that…

Jack Black is such a tool. I bet his real last name is Blakenstein or something. He is not funny, has no talent, and makes me ashamed to be a male.

Is that Carl from ATHF?

People that embrace the cameras and can STILL MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT are the absolute coolest

btw I care just as much about who “POSTED FIRST” as I do what you dreamed about last night STFU

Love the manly-man, proud, puffed out papa, whilst toting the baby puffs in hand. It’s refreshing to see someone with some perspective (reality dad vs superficial fuck).

Oh, and to all the increasingly annoying trolls and fucktards: I hope you all suffer horrible, painful fates this weekend. Love in peace and Christ, yours respectfully, WhackJob

He’s doing more acting in these pix than he did in the entire five hours of King Kong.

I hate to dissagree with everybody, but I just find the guy kind of irritating, don’t get me wrong, nowhere NEAR as irritating as Hohan, Spears or Hilton.

His wife looks kind of cool, she probably goes and fucks Bam Margera when she wants somebody more mellow….

Kyle’s ok, he just needs some pitosin, he’s 47 months pregnant.
@30, I got your joke…heh heh “frist!!!” That’s funny! They just needed to be there.

Oh yeah #26, I’m with you on that.

tenacious d fuckin’ rocks my socks off!!!!
and i think jack black and his wife are childhood friends. or something like that.

somone needs to file a missing person for Kyles dick. what up, tool shed?!

this site should have interactives with cut out genitals/heads/bodies so we can have some fun with the celebs instead of doing our work.

I want to see Cisco’s Kooky Circus Package on L-Lohan…and I’m hoping there will be an option to color it oompah loompah orange like her face. Cisco’s junk was white…wouldn’t match.

And speaking of orange and rehab…will Brit stay “in” long enough to come out orange?

And speaking or Cisco’s Kooky Circus Package….we’ve gotten a lot of milage out of that pic!

Parents, are your sons not keeping their rooms clean? Print that fucker, put it on their bedroom doors and threaten your boys with THAT and watch them go to town cleaning their rooms!

End of PSA….

You know it’s the real RichPort because I’m FUNNY!!!

Gee, I hope that’s a skim latte.

The D is genius.

I have learnd two things from these pics..

Kyle Glass likes the cock,

And jack blacks wife is a gold digger.

Peace Bitches!!!!

cool

I don’t care if they make good movies OR bad movies, it’s great to see some people don’t take themselves too seriously. Jack Black is a funny dude. Whoever compared him to Andy Dick should suck a bag of dicks. Kyle Gass too, he’s a trip. I’d love to hang out with those guys and just shoot the shit.

You know it’s the real me, because RichPort’s FUNNY!!!

eskimo pie!!!
i agree with you, 100%!

Jack Black is like a sitcom character -

Big fat dude with the hot wife (King of Queens, According to Jim, that one with Jamie Gertz).

bleh.