J-Lo & Marc Anthony skip adoption, go straight for baby snatching

April 1st, 2009 // 52 Comments

While other stars are battling mountains of red tape trying to adopt children, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are just straight stealing ‘em from unsuspecting couples. I mean, why risk filling out paperwork only to have authorities figure out your husband’s an alien from the Picante Quadrant sent to Earth to learn the secrets of our professional hair-care products? That’s just crazy talk.


  1. give one good reason: SHE NEEDS A BABYSITTER ANYWAY, folks!!

  2. poop

    Jlo is trannyliscious.

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