J-Lo & Marc Anthony skip adoption, go straight for baby snatching

While other stars are battling mountains of red tape trying to adopt children, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are just straight stealing ‘em from unsuspecting couples. I mean, why risk filling out paperwork only to have authorities figure out your husband’s an alien from the Picante Quadrant sent to Earth to learn the secrets of our professional hair-care products? That’s just crazy talk.