J-Lo & Marc Anthony skip adoption, go straight for baby snatching

The Superficial / April 1, 2009

While other stars are battling mountains of red tape trying to adopt children, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are just straight stealing ‘em from unsuspecting couples. I mean, why risk filling out paperwork only to have authorities figure out your husband’s an alien from the Picante Quadrant sent to Earth to learn the secrets of our professional hair-care products? That’s just crazy talk.