While other stars are battling mountains of red tape trying to adopt children, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are just straight stealing ‘em from unsuspecting couples. I mean, why risk filling out paperwork only to have authorities figure out your husband’s an alien from the Picante Quadrant sent to Earth to learn the secrets of our professional hair-care products? That’s just crazy talk.
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GuyHolly | April 1, 2009 at 10:30 am
Nice pajamas J-Lo.
moem | April 1, 2009 at 10:30 am
she looks like she’s gonna cut a bitch
Jane Goodall | April 1, 2009 at 10:33 am
I find it odd that these two South American Jungle Apes have to resort to adopting, since it’s a well known fact that apes of the Latino variety can spontaneously reproduce just by coming into close vacinity of an ape of the opposite sex.
Max Planck | April 1, 2009 at 10:34 am
They look tired…up for that 3 am feeding I guess.
g | April 1, 2009 at 10:36 am
So that’s not their baby? What are you trying to say??
Fyuk Yiou | April 1, 2009 at 10:38 am
Wow , those “news” are even less interesting than the other ones. Nothing less boring happening out there?
Bloggerina <---- | April 1, 2009 at 10:38 am
I thought she had twins? lol This baby doesnt look to happy.
JLO looks good tho!
Photoshop Police | April 1, 2009 at 10:39 am
Happy March 32nd, everyone!
BIlly Mays | April 1, 2009 at 10:41 am
wow take a look at the size of the babys honker! poor kid.
RichPort's Ghost | April 1, 2009 at 10:42 am
#9 – I don’t know where you’re from, but it’s January 91st buddy.
Rhialto | April 1, 2009 at 10:44 am
Maybe the proud father is all the way left!?
dude | April 1, 2009 at 10:45 am
Picante Quadrant! LMAO!!!
Darth | April 1, 2009 at 10:52 am
What’s that Mexican dude all the way in the back doing!??
Donkey Dong | April 1, 2009 at 10:55 am
J-Lo looks awful.
Good to see Jane Goodall back on the board!
Deacon Jones | April 1, 2009 at 10:56 am
Why’s Jimmy Kimmel trying to snatch the baby in the 1st pic? Hungry?
And no, #7, J-Lo looks like a bloated evil bitch.
Gando | April 1, 2009 at 10:56 am
He wants to make something clear but the giant J-Lo is standing in front of him!
Galtacticus | April 1, 2009 at 11:00 am
Babies look all cute! Ever wondered why!? Ask nature!
Sauron | April 1, 2009 at 11:05 am
Good ol’ trick from nature!
Nero | April 1, 2009 at 11:10 am
Second good ol’ trick are baby noises! Even sometimes adults still use them!
Jrz | April 1, 2009 at 11:10 am
February 60th is my favorite day of the year….we get ice cream!
Rhialto | April 1, 2009 at 11:12 am
Is it today somebody’s special day!??
Blue Eyes | April 1, 2009 at 11:15 am
She doesn’t look so happy. What’s the story on this? Oh yeah, who cares!!!
GuyHolly it’s Blue Eyes, I’m not pretending…….I really don’t know what Ninj means. Don’t know all the computer lingo(If that’s what it is). It’s cool if you don’t want to tell me, not that big a deal(not hurting me any), but thought it couldn’t hurt to ask.
Darth | April 1, 2009 at 11:18 am
Are they bargaining about the price!? J-Lo is carefully listening with one ear!
Rhialto | April 1, 2009 at 11:22 am
He looks a dedicated father to me!
CakeSnifferer | April 1, 2009 at 11:24 am
I feel the same way as that kid whenever I look at that dude’s mug.
Hugh Jorgan | April 1, 2009 at 11:25 am
A selfish bitch like J-Lo will make a GREAT mother.
GROAARH! | April 1, 2009 at 11:26 am
I would protect my babies like a giant lion! And anybody who dare to harm them pays the highest price!
RichPort's Ghost | April 1, 2009 at 11:35 am
Hey Rhialto! Why do you end every sentence with an exclamation point!!!? Caffiene overload!!??
#27 – Well “GROAARH!”, my highest price is $17. Take it or leave it. Can I kick one now?
GuyHolly | April 1, 2009 at 11:39 am
Blue Eyes– read the archives back in summer and fall 2006. Ninj went by CockNinja or Hopless Screenwriter.
Foobart | April 1, 2009 at 11:44 am
“alien from the Picante Quadrant sent to Earth to learn the secrets of our professional hair-care products”
That is just brilliant. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
mamamiasweetpeaches | April 1, 2009 at 12:07 pm
me Vs J Lo
Round 1. I Cant Sing
Round 2: I Cant Dance
Round 3: I Cant Act
Round 4: I’m Not As Thin
Round 5: I’m Not As Beautiful
Round 6: I’m Not As Stylish
Round 7: I’m Not As Rich
Round 8: I DONT HAVE TO WAKE UP NEXT TO MARC ANTHONY IN THE MORNING
I WIN!
Liz | April 1, 2009 at 12:17 pm
#3, you must sit in your parents basement all day waiting to blog in rasict notes, what kind of man spends his day on celeb blogs! not a real tough manly man. you say the same shit over and over, get a life you low income redneck.
Liz | April 1, 2009 at 12:17 pm
#3, you must sit in your parents basement all day waiting to blog in rasict notes, what kind of man spends his day on celeb blogs! not a real tough manly man. you say the same shit over and over, get a life you low income redneck.
Blue Eyes | April 1, 2009 at 12:21 pm
GuyHolly – Well, I’m not someone else if that’s what you mean. I am truely new to all this and like talkin to people who like to conversate back. Well….what’s ur story? If you care to introduce, if not I understand. See Ya!!!
Jane Goodall | April 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Jane Goodall here, I find it peculiar that the female South American Wetback Ape shown in these pictures still looks similar to what she did almost 10 years ago. The latino ape variety is well known to molt sometime in their mid 30′s, transforming from a medium height ape with somewhat appealing features into a mutated troll/ape of shorter, heavier stature, with facial features resembling “Tatoo” from Fantasy Island. I suspect this transformation is delayed do to plastic surgury and drugs, but I do expect it to happen within the next few years, as the process can be delayed, but not avoided.
Rough Daddy | April 1, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Id like to see J-lo in a Prince inspired (asscheeked) pants before she gets sour…
kels | April 1, 2009 at 12:32 pm
#3-they are from puerto rico, not south america dumbass. go learn some geography before you type up more ignorant comments.
kels | April 1, 2009 at 12:32 pm
#3-they are from puerto rico, not south america dumbass. go learn some geography before you type up more ignorant comments.
Diane Fossey | April 1, 2009 at 12:35 pm
#38 I’m sure you’re aware that even though many of the South American Wetback Apes have migrated into Central America and some islands in the Carribean Sea, they are still same species.
I was going to publish this in my reports, but I was hacked into tiny pieces by a machete’ weilding South African Street Ape.
Miss | April 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm
number 39 your a loser freak, take your demoized views and fucked up imbread mind somewhere else.
Twinkle | April 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Her outfit is so ugly. She’s so tacky!
Latino 'ape' | April 1, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Jane Goodall – your comments are racist and disgusting, i think it’s time to make your way in for a mental checkup you jagoff.
Max Planck | April 1, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I understand that people have paid these people to hear them sing?
Jamie's Uterus | April 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Is today self absorbed fat ass cunt day? First we have Kim K, now J-Lo? That’s a lot of no talent ass for one day’s posting.
Pedro sucks | April 1, 2009 at 8:17 pm
It’s ok to be racist against MEXICANS. I mean come on, the guys are short smelly midgets and the girls are ghetto hos with 15 kids. They are truly low class and deserve all the racism they get. GTFO OF MY COUNTRY YOU DOGS!!!!! IM TIRED OF THEM AND THEIR SHITTY LANGUAGE.
Mexicans hate Anglos | April 1, 2009 at 9:03 pm
The replacement version of the American citizenry is a short brown and dumbed down variety of peasent with a healthy disrespect for law and order. And they are making splendid progress at displacing the builders of the nation, the snow ape. I would imagine sacrifices to the Sun God and arcane rituals of such atavistic nature will inevitably ensue soon thereafter.
But this is all according to plan so all is well at the top!!!
Let’s keep bailing out more bankers and rich, ineffective megacorporations. They need our love and if not Henry Paulson will declare Martial Law (true).
Um but yeah, nice ass.
RaraAvis | April 1, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Is there anyone out there who can explain this mini-man’s appeal to me? He has a girly voice, he’s only about 5′ tall and he’s as ugly as a board fence. WTF?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm | April 1, 2009 at 11:02 pm
she is beautiful (L)
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded | April 1, 2009 at 11:40 pm
These talentless assholes are pathetic. I’d like to see the woman with the huge butt get fucked, but the man, jesus, he is just flat-out ugly.
bald outing | April 2, 2009 at 1:04 am
mark doesn’t need any more babies