I’ve officially seen everything.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes performed a song and dance number at last night’s A Fine Romance benefit which featured Katie singing “Whatever Lola Wants” while Tom pretended to be a coy love interest uninterested in her advances. (Convenient choice.) I particularly enjoyed the part where the song goes “And Lola always gets what she wants” prompting Tom to grin at the audience and point at his wedding ring. Because apparently what “Lola” wanted was a marriage that’s equal parts white slavery and beard. It’s every girl’s dream.

EDIT: Not surprisingly, the original video was removed, so here’s another version of slightly less quality. Enjoy it while it lasts. Thanks to Isabel in the comments.

EDIT: And it’s gone.

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