Ivanka Trump too sexy for The View

July 10th, 2007 // 81 Comments
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Ivanka Trump, the Vice President of real estate development and acquisitions for her father’s company, says there’s no way she’d co-host The View even though Page Six reported she was among the candidates being considered to replace Rosie O’Donnell. During an interview with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM today, Ivanka said:

“There’s zero chance I would do that. I’m working on the sexiest projects around the world. So to me to be on a television show every single day at a designated period of time just wouldn’t work for my schedule.”

I’m not entirely sure what kind of sexy projects Ivanka Trump is working on. She’s in real estate so, you know, that’s kind of weird. She probably shows up to meetings and everybody is in business suits and she’s wearing a push-up bra and pink robe. Although I still find it hard to believe somebody this attractive came from Donald Trump. It’s like finding out Jessica Alba’s dad is Jabba the Hutt.

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  1. Ian

    I still don’t understand why people think she is attractive. I guess because we are all entitled to our opinion. I have always found her chipmunk cheeks to be distracting.

  2. leelee

    I don’t know why she’s talking about “sexy” work… she’s building her own hotel (with her own company) or whatever in the Gas Lamp in San Diego. Which, i guess is sexy if it’s one of those pay-by-the-hour places.

  3. Come on, Fish….you’re hitting the dregs these days: all we get are “Blah Blah Bikini Photos” and that Ivanka Trump is attractive! Yikes! Must be time for me to find another site….

  4. photodude

    Man, am I glad she turned it down… that would’ve meant season pass for The frikkin’ View on my Tivo.

    You know… b/c I’m suck an Ivanka perv.

  5. lambman

    not to mention her idiot father spent 9 months trashing the show.

  6. the absolute goofiest looking girl, she looks like her ugly dad, and he’s ugly. people hate them so much and Peter and I won’t ever watch that show if a Trump is on it.

  7. Shnookybush

    I actually agree with #11, at least she works, and she doesn’t seem totally stupid. Her dress looks like someone wrapped her up in an ace bandage.

  8. Chauncey Gardner

    These photos of this hot bitch almost make up for the 1-2-3 gut-punches of Hillary Swank, Jenna Jameson and the Olsen troll, today.

    Almost.

  9. hahaha 36…it does look exactly like an ace bandage.

  10. Aubree

    I know let’s dig into her like we did with Ms Moore…

    hmm, she’s a little hippy…i dunnoooooo

    Oh God and someone said she’s tall, you don’t wanna be that! If I were a man, I date Moore before I would any of these other broads who had their pics posted today.
    I want some hot male celebs on here to comment like Michael Moore or Gary Bussey! Now I’m getting really excited.

  11. Yeah it's me

    have you ever heard Donald Trump’s wife try to speak..she sounds like an IDIOT. She is much smarter with her mouth shut…oh..and she looks like a Tranny just like his daughter does..the only one in the group that was real was Marla..lol but she was stupid too..I guess that’s how THE DUMBASS DON likes um!

  12. joberry

    She reminds me of Vincent from Beauty and the Beast (remember that tv show with Linda Hamilton).

  13. bb

    She’s so unique looking, and I think she’s a good role model. LOVE HER!

  14. Bingo Champ

    I hate to squash the funny, but it sounds like she was just using “sexy” in the lame, yuppie buzzword context. As in “wired” (as opposed to “tired” or “expired”).

  15. missj

    I actually think she is really pretty and has really pretty eyes. to me jessica alba looks like a regular girl with a pancake shaped head.

  16. Trixie

    You people live up to the name of this website..You pick on Britney, you pick on Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, etc etc but Ivank Trump went to college and has a job. What about this dont you like? Who cares if you think she went to the Wharton School of Business on her old mans tab..Why shouldnt she have? Did you pay for you own college? I doubt it. Would you rather have her skipping high school like Paris, and going to bars, getting drunk, acting like an idiot and flashing her twat all over the world? Ivanka Trump is a beautiful smart respectable girl and the other pigs can’t hold a candle to her flame. The word she used to describe her project was weird (sexy) but at least she didnt say “that’s hot”. Give her a break.

  17. Trixie

    Footnote to #45: By all means, continue to pick on Paris, Britney, Lindsay Nicole, etc etc…They are useless pieces of trash..

  18. woodhorse

    LOL mrs. t. – credit where credit is due, she does have some child-bearing hips on her.

  19. supersuperficial

    actually, “sexy” is a term frequently used in business and/or science to refer to projects or research that is cutting edge. her comment makes complete sense, particularly coming from a well educated businesswoman.

  20. Hollywood Agent

    She’s very beautiful. It’s too bad that she’s been brainwashed by “the Donald,” for example, works for him, thinks the Miss. Whore-of-the-World pageants have something to do with training women in business, and using bedroom business terms.

    The apple doesn’t fall very far from the worm.

  21. Ivanka's got a strange hanka

    I think her modeling, plastic surgery, and debatable “hotness” are all kinda weird – she’s like the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry has a girlfriend who looks good under certain lighting conditions but startlingly ugly at other times. She’s got a strange angular face so maybe photo shoot magic can happen, as with other models who look sharply awful in regular candid shots.

    But otherwise she doesn’t belong with the rest of the rich and famous childtards. She’s not dumb (hardly…by all accounts, her summa cum laude at Wharton was earned, and not due to a professor she made sooner cum loudly). She’s seemed pretty serious and ambitious for quite some time – she was the only kid who didn’t deserve to be gutted in the HBO doc “Rich Kids” filmed back when she was in high school. But, she’s getting annoying in direct proportion to how much time she now spends with her dad on the job (he probably calls his projects “sexy” all the time, and fires people who don’t talk that way). He’s a pretty toxic guy.

  22. George

    I wonder if she is happy living Donald’s life.

  23. peehole pounder

    All of you guys must be gay!! I would bury my face in her snatch for a day and never come up for air. Are you all laying such hot chicks that you can diss a fine piece of ass like this. PUH….LEEESE…If you have a single male harmone in you, you would walk on ground glass to get a shot at piece of tail this fine…

  24. peehole pounder

    All of you guys must be gay!! I would bury my face in her snatch for a day and never come up for air. Are you all laying such hot chicks that you can diss a fine piece of ass like this. PUH….LEEESE…If you have a single male harmone in you, you would walk on ground glass to get a shot at piece of tail this fine…

  25. crazy otto

    I believe she needs a tattooed knickerbocker/irish boy from Brooklyn in her future.

  26. my comment

    She’s got a plastic face that says nothing.

    Looks like she got hit with a bus.

  27. too sexy

    Ivanka says the dumbest shit ever. I think she’s retarded or something.

  28. She’s sexy to me in a non-lesbian way.

  29. BlohansStrapOnDreams

    She’ no Mandy MOOre, but I would still make her a singler mother.

  30. BlohansStrapOnDreams

    Here’s hoping her sexy projects result in some tangible sexy results..

    Long live DFA 1979!

  31. susanist

    Why do idiots like you keep inserting Jessica Alba’s name where it doesn’t belong? As in any comparision with an Ivanka Trump?

    Jessica is the most overrate Hollywood figure to ever exist and all of you that believe she’s so gorgeous have serious issues as to what a haelthy woman should look like. In fact there’s a strong streak of pedophile in you. With all the rage about some stick person like Alba its no wonder so many girls try to starve themselves.

    She was a fraud as ‘Dark Angel’ and a counterfeit Sue Storm. It was an insult to Jack Kirby’s vision to deny Elisa Cuthbert that role. Casting took care to have the male members of the Fantastic Four look like Reed Richards, Ben Grimm and Johnny Stporm, then came this blunder by casting this stick as Sue Storm.

    If you resist comparing Paris Hilton with Ivanka Trump, surely Jessica has no business being in discussions about either one of them, either in beauty (yeah Paris is a legit model) or in business.

  32. susanist

    And that earlier BS about Alba threatening to leave the talent agency unless they got rid of Paris is crap. What has Alba done that can be called ‘serious work’ to compare with Paris?

    Paris owes and operates 3 businesses, is a legitmate model, has a TV show and made appearances in movies. Oh and there’s that CD. You might not like it but seriously you just hate Paris. What has Alba done to compare with that? We are not talking about a Charlize Theron or a Cate Blanchette with regards to Alba.

    And when she is candid, you walk right by her as her plain jane girl looks blend into the crowd of ‘Ordinary People.’

  33. I would even screw this horse face looking skank with miserable bastard’s dick. I love that dick so much, I have to use it whenever I can. We’ll just put a bag over her horse head and pretend she’s scooter libby.

  34. Cartorballs

    She has about as much sex appeal as Rosie O’Donnell.

  35. Peaches

    She’s working on a Trump Tower in Atlanta that is based around ‘Romance’ as their theme.

  36. George

    Ivanka is fake. I heard her on Letterman and she was so annoying I wanted to puke. She wants to be her father. She should wish she’d be offered a job on “The View.” She’ll be lucky to get a husband. She’ll probably marry a laborman from one of her “sexist” projects. I will say this for all of the lovers of Ivanka. Ivanka is hot…for about a minute. Get some perspective will ya and see her in photos other than “PhotoOp in 30 secs.” She has a history of weight problems.

  37. Number 45
    She is really lovely and has beautiful legs but her
    nose doesn’t fit her face-that’s all people are saying.
    I would love to have my nose fixed but I hope that
    it would fit my face afterwards.
    Why must people always think they have to be
    “perfect” to be beautiful?

  38. zhe could be a man very eazily
    horze face pig and a dad to match…

  39. chickl

    It’s so sad she got those enormous fake boobs. She used to seem so pretty and balanced and now she just looks sort of disproportionate and chubby and like a little Melania wannabe. Wonder if her dad suggested them.

  40. Rylee

    her name is ivanka for god sakes

  41. I pity the fool

    i heard her on Letterman as well. A perfect Doanld clone, but with a pussy. God help the gold digging male who becomes her husband.

  42. mahmood

    am so brilient with you and i want to know you more and if you can let us to see each other andthanks for you….

  43. mahmood

    am so brilient with you and i want to know you more and if you can let us to see each other andthanks for you….

  44. mahmood

    am so brilient with you and i want to know you more and if you can let us to see each other andthanks for you….

  45. mahmood

    am so brilient with you and i want to know you more and if you can let us to see each other andthanks for you….

  46. mahmood

    am so brilient with you and i want to know you more and if you can let us to see each other andthanks for you….

  47. Jordan

    To Charm your an idiot…she didn’t have to go through school? You obviously know nothing you complete dumb fuck.

  48. God

    I think she is perfect! I would do it!

  49. abc@yahoo.com

    Her breasts are too big for her frame. Can’t see her brain anymore!!!
    What a waste? Can’t even think of her as smart with her new husband. If not because of her last name, i would say he married a hooters

  50. Sprmcandy

    Beautiful Gorgeous Lady, marry me.

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