Ivanka Trump knows how to sell a book and other news

- Tracy Morgan shits on his old SNL castmates in his new book. [PopEater]

- George Clooney’s new girlfriend will fucking cut you. [Lainey Gossip]

- Khloe Kardashian hasn’t figured out she’s not the hot sister yet. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Maria Shriver is from a political dynasty. Go ahead and try to give her a ticket. I dare you. [Celebslam]

- Marc Anthony brought Jennifer Lopez to the White House last night to discuss outlawing the power of Greyskull and shirtless dudes with swords. [PopSugar]

- Megan Fox will be the new face of Armani because her career has imploded to Victoria Beckham-status. That was quick. [Wonderwall]

- Leona Lewis was randomly punched in the face during a book signing. Did she not follow the Ivanka Trump method? Because an occasional grope is always better than a fist in the mouth. That’s just smart business. [ICYDK]

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