- Tracy Morgan shits on his old SNL castmates in his new book. [PopEater]
- George Clooney’s new girlfriend will fucking cut you. [Lainey Gossip]
- Khloe Kardashian hasn’t figured out she’s not the hot sister yet. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Maria Shriver is from a political dynasty. Go ahead and try to give her a ticket. I dare you. [Celebslam]
- Marc Anthony brought Jennifer Lopez to the White House last night to discuss outlawing the power of Greyskull and shirtless dudes with swords. [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox will be the new face of Armani because her career has imploded to Victoria Beckham-status. That was quick. [Wonderwall]
- Leona Lewis was randomly punched in the face during a book signing. Did she not follow the Ivanka Trump method? Because an occasional grope is always better than a fist in the mouth. That’s just smart business. [ICYDK]
raynig | October 15, 2009 at 12:02 am
FIRST!! and also ew
FUBU | October 15, 2009 at 12:04 am
garbage
woah | October 15, 2009 at 12:05 am
damn, that bitch got big titties
Taz | October 15, 2009 at 12:11 am
Ivana suck those big ol tits
Clem | October 15, 2009 at 12:15 am
I gotta say that she looks big and beeeeyooottiiifulll!!!!
I love that figure on a woman – that’s a real woman.
ppl | October 15, 2009 at 12:18 am
pretentious greedy bitch….write a fiction novel and then I’ll judge how smart you are…anybody can write a biography…. hell I would write a biography, but nobody know who the hell I am… you just using your name to make money.
BRENOS | October 15, 2009 at 12:36 am
She would look SO much better with a nice comb over!!! Just like ol’ Pa
Sport | October 15, 2009 at 12:44 am
MotorBoat…BBbbbbbmmmpphhhhhmmmm
chick | October 15, 2009 at 12:46 am
You’d think she could afford a better looking dress!
Sickitten | October 15, 2009 at 12:49 am
…and Ivanka knows how to get a bad boob job, wear colored contact lenses, get a bad nose job and obvious cheek implants.
Mike Walker | October 15, 2009 at 1:14 am
That bra is questionable.
Nameless | October 15, 2009 at 1:37 am
Looks like a before/after comparison. She’s definitely sporting some new and much bigger bolt on accessories than she is on the cover of her book.
healthi | October 15, 2009 at 2:17 am
Health Insurance
MK | October 15, 2009 at 2:21 am
A. I love the 20% off sticker.
B. What the fuck does she know about anything. Anyone that buys this book is a moron.
Sickitten | October 15, 2009 at 2:28 am
She finally got her dilapidated boob job fixed?
_dan | October 15, 2009 at 2:43 am
Heck yeah! 20% off right on the cover… oh wait, she’s fully clothed and the book is full of ….. words….
swing and a miss.
Liz | October 15, 2009 at 4:02 am
I was waiting to hate what Tracy Morgan had to say and be disappointed because I kind of think he was an unsung genius until ’30 Rock’ but everything he says about his castmates is true.
Except it reminds me of that episode where Tracy Jordan had to write his memoir in, like, 12 hours. Rad.
cartouche | October 15, 2009 at 6:04 am
Wow, she is really looking an awesome.. Wat a sexy pic, i really like her tees without inner..
cartouches d encre | October 15, 2009 at 6:04 am
Wow, she is really looking an awesome.. Wat a sexy pic, i really like her tees without inner..
flash speicher | October 15, 2009 at 6:07 am
Is she trying promoting Ivanka trump on the market flow.
Its great kind of stuffs and really hard work.She’s looking so hot in red.
lesbians | October 15, 2009 at 7:04 am
is it true that shes a lesbian? id like to scissor her timbers.
Parker | October 15, 2009 at 7:32 am
Like I always say, women have niplles so men will want to have anal sex with them. I would bury my bone in her backyard any day,
Keepcelineonyourside | October 15, 2009 at 8:23 am
Already 20% off???
The indoctrination of Rough | October 15, 2009 at 8:29 am
Attractive, smart business woman, grounded, speaks the King’s English. This may not necessarily be suitable for one’s unit…
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AmericanWhiteTrash | October 15, 2009 at 9:40 am
#14 didn’t you know? Everything she has is because of grit , hard work and fighting her way to the top. If it was not for her old man’s fortune and social circles she probably would have had a lot more opportunities growing up. It’s a miracle how she has turned out. I can smell the wisdom of hard knocks she went through. That book only needs one page that says “be born rich”. BAM! Success story.
NG | October 15, 2009 at 9:45 am
Looks like her dad. Good for her she’s got money.
havoc | October 15, 2009 at 9:49 am
I would hit that until Daddy files for bankruptcy……again.
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pp | October 15, 2009 at 10:14 am
I always liked Howard Stern’s impromptu basic math and intelligence quiz of Ivanka when she came to his studio to hawk something. Ms blue blood/Ivy League failed, with many excuses, miserably.
Richport's Ghost | October 15, 2009 at 10:59 am
She has a very fat face.
But I won’t kid you, I still flogged it pretty good to those fake tits…
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 15, 2009 at 11:00 am
The headlights are on and ready.
Sober Stepmom | October 15, 2009 at 11:34 am
Why are you still linking to Drunken Stepfather? Whoever writes it isn’t funny, can’t spell, and is simply obscene for no reason other than to hide his lack of talent. Garbage. Stop linking.
The Listener | October 15, 2009 at 11:39 am
A pretty sensible blonde with large perky breasts who DOESN”T dress like she’s going to a nightclub all the time. I’m impressed.
Narcissist | October 15, 2009 at 11:40 am
Those implants look absolutely ridiculous. I want to have sex with her.
Sheena | October 15, 2009 at 12:09 pm
I’m with #32, that Drunken Stepfather guy is an idiot and the site is disgustingly awful.
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Funk Doc | October 15, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Wow, a woman with class? On the Superficial? Clearly she’s new here. Allow me to show her around. At the conclusion of the tour she will have the oportunity to sit on my CAAAAAACCCCKKKK.
what?? | October 15, 2009 at 2:00 pm
22, hate to break it to you, but women have nipples so they can breast feed.
mano rmens | October 15, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I wank a trump…I like it, got a certain ring to it.
Darth | October 15, 2009 at 3:05 pm
20% off?! That sounds like a bargain! *Runs to the store*
Darth | October 15, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Maybe one day i’m going to get my book ‘Memoires of a well groomed man’ published as well.
Next | October 15, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Platinum spooned, plastic bimbo. With all the hundreds of thousands of dollars she has spent to look good, she still looks like a dog. Who really gives a fuck what she has to say. Her book will end up in the .99 cent bin. That is if her daddy & his friends don’t buy all the copies.
Poobs | October 15, 2009 at 6:14 pm
I have to admit, I love her look..
Gorgeous face, great body. Nice smile.
Fuck the fame, I would take care of her.
Mike Walker | October 15, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Her face used to be even fatter when she was a teenager. She had puffy chipmunk cheeks. I think she had some work done.
Dr. | October 15, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Love those pics. Love that you can see nips wanting to rage through that bra.
Parker | October 15, 2009 at 8:38 pm
38, hate to break it to you women but who use their nipples to get men to give them anal sex don’t need to breastfeed anything.
raynigsucks | October 16, 2009 at 1:25 am
1 – you’re a huge faggot
Bosco | October 16, 2009 at 3:57 am
Baby got front…………..
Duke Steele | October 16, 2009 at 1:36 pm
You’d think with all of DADDY”S money, she would have had that upper/ hairlip fixed along with the tip of her nose. And isn’t it great that she has WORKED(??????) so hard to get where she is? Except I’m not sure where that is.
what?? | October 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Parker, 22, 46
“women but who use their nipples to get men to give them anal sex don’t need to breastfeed anything”
This is by far the dumbest, most illogically written sentence I’ve ever encountered on the Fish and that is saying a lot. Congratulations! I’m not even going to continue arguing with you because that would be like arguing with a 5 year old….
who’s retarded…
….and is blind and deaf.