Ivanka Trump has ridiculous boobs

January 30th, 2007 // 108 Comments
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Ivanka Trump showed up to the 50th Annual International Red Cross Ball sporting some super lopsided breasts. I mean, really, when your dad’s a billionaire you can probably afford a decent plastic surgeon. You don’t have to go to that guy who meets you in the alley behind 7-Eleven and keeps his surgical tools tied to his donkey. Christ, a platypus could’ve done a better job. And they don’t even have thumbs.


  1. infinitecold

    Well REALLY, when you look at the second picture it just looks like the dress is fucked. I mean give the girl some slack, so her left boob fell into her dress a bit(okay, a lot), big deal.

  2. Enano

    The wave hairdo really reminds me of the Donald. I wonder if they use the same stylist? If I had a dad like that, I would.

  3. Saera

    ohhhhh.
    she has the beyonce boobs right their!

  4. A. C.

    you know i don’t think the boobs are the least of her worries. i think for her she would worry about the fact that in 15 years she could possibly have her dad’s hair.

  5. CPR

    Why is it that when a woman is beautiful, smart and powerful someone has to put her down. Invanka is articulate and mature. This is what people should be noticing not her breasts. Her breasts look fime and someone really needs to get a life!

  6. crazyotto

    like to give her some blue collar cock

  7. lol, maybe she has to pay for them from her allowance?

  8. Like it,Your blog is good.

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