Ivanka Trump showed up to the 50th Annual International Red Cross Ball sporting some super lopsided breasts. I mean, really, when your dad’s a billionaire you can probably afford a decent plastic surgeon. You don’t have to go to that guy who meets you in the alley behind 7-Eleven and keeps his surgical tools tied to his donkey. Christ, a platypus could’ve done a better job. And they don’t even have thumbs.
nice boob(s)..
Her dad would have been better off spending that money on a nose job … There is no way she can breathe through that thing.
Didn’t she used to be cute?
Looks like she’s been wearing a peg on her nose too.
It’s like one implant is twice as big as the other or one of them is just riding really, really high.
Since she insists on wearing outfits that bring out the obvious fact that her implants… uh, I mean boobs don’t match, maybe she thinks it’s cool or something. Maybe she even went to a plastic surgeon and asked for one B cup and one D cup implant. I mean, plastic surgeons do anything if you pay them enough and she’s got plenty of Daddy’s money.
so rich… yet so tragic…
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
God…you’d think that she would’ve looked in the mirror before leaving home and tried to squish her right boob a little more into her dress so they look a bit more even. They’re totally out of proportion!
Sometimes I think that these celebrities spend so much money on their bodies that they can’t even afford mirrors!
Oooof bad genes, she looks like Donald in drag.
What’s really scary is she seems to be styling her hair like her dad.
Aw, shit, so she can’t be gleefully and abundantly reported on as: “Trump trumps!” as far as the tits are concerned.
It’s like when Tiger Woods does anything, and it’s always: “Tiger pounces; Tiger stalks; Tiger
Yeah, #11, I like writing essays and posting them as gossip comments too. I mean, come on, when your college professor said, “write a ridiculously long essay about the Russian Revolution” did u hear “write a ridiculously long essay about Ivanka Trump’s lopsided boobs”?
I’d still hit it. Nothing wrong with lopsided titties.
She looks way too much like her dad
I cant get over how conan said to donald “ivanka is unbelivably gorgeous in person, shes just beatiful”,
Yeah maybe after 2 bottles of vodka
This post is tricky,because i gotta be carefull with saying something about her body.She has about the same body-shape like jrzmommy…When i say something she doesn’t like,i’m sure the next post will be Rosie or a most flattering pic of Britney…So…Nice dress and silver jewellery.
12: Thanks for that.
You entertained everybody.
Thanks for coming out. No, really. Sit down, please. There you go.
Thanks.
The surgeon’s aim must be off…
(15)In a democracy they call this “freedom of speech and opinion”.
In the 2nd small pic, you can see the rest of her left boob, it’s coming out of the back of her dress.
I’m not a big fan of the “Stupid Spoiled Girls Club” but people its not her boobs that are awkward, its HER! She is standing awkwardly in all of these pictures…. its like she took lessons from “Quasimodo’s Cotillion Times and other great ways to get the posture you deserve…”
So she’s duct taped her silicone tits together. I’m more impressed by the way her nose seems to follow you around the room… no matter where you are, it seems to be pointed at you and you alone.
The left boob is slightly bigger.That’s also quite similar.
i also wanted to bring your attention to the backfat spilling out of her dress, but #19 did quite well.
she’s one rhinoplasty away from having a michael jackson nose.
The face of this girl somehow has some Mimi Rogers resemblance.How’s that possible?
Has anyone seen her on the Apprentice? She actually seems quite intelligent. Her boobs may be loopsided, but her brain her sexy (umm, that just sounded weird!!!).
C’mon – she’s still frigging hot, hot hot – and a nice reprise from the skanks triumpherate of Lohan-Hilton-Spears.
If I had one of those milk trucks in my mouth, I would never let it go and would be content that from that point forward, that the only conversation I could make would be “mmmfff mmmmfmmfmmmmffff, mmm ffmmmffffffm” mixed in with sucking noises.
I admit she’s a lot classier than what we usually see here, but she’s just ugly. She has a face like a rat. Her boobs look like they came from 2 different donors.
Good thing she’s smart (and rich), cause she won’t be coasting on her good lucks.
triumvirate^^^^^
Wow, they look quite lopsided don’t they?
She has rad boobs!
http://www.veryliberating.com
WBS…wandering boobie syndrome. Looks like someone gave the fun bags a little too much space to roam in.
#25, it’s called a script.
hey i call dibs on the platypus references (butt-ugly jaiymee pressszzly – looks like someone drank too much moonshine while trying to spell “Presley” on the birth certificate)
sorry, not much of a claim-to-fame is it
i remember a couple years ago there was tremendous hype and build-up to this Ivanka chick, so glamorous, run-way model, blah blah blah
now that she’s around and about, i gotta say:
meh
The lesson to be learned here is not to go to Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon…Its the latest version of Frankenboobies…
her implants are pretty new, right? they’re probably still taking time to settle. that said, she looks like she’s on the heavier side. the sausage casing of a dress isn’t helping matters.
She’s on the heavier side?
Maybe one of her breast is just more developed.Just like a left-or rightbrain.
Three words: Butt Fucking Ugly.
Maybe when i grab her left boob in a firm way her right brain will increase.
It’s a good thing her daddy has all that money, because she’d be a nobody if not for that…she has a face like a stop sign.
#40 Ha! LOL!!
BTW…her dress is gorgeous and she has a great body, not counting the funky boobs.
yeah, she’s not perfect, neither am i. i’d throw it in her.
@40… Tee Hee.
#33 – No it isn’t. And I certainly hope I don’t have to explain that.
This is boring, who gives a shit about this nobody?
OOOoo because it’s a reality show #46?? please.
she can “seem” as intelligent as she wants, but the fact is, she’s on her daddy’s show. just another attention whore in the making, taking after both of her parents.
If she’s so intelligent, she would run far far away from her family & do something significant with her life besides walk about with plastic surgery and diamonds that her dad paid for.
That is Messed Up. At first I just thought it was the way she was holding her shoulder. Girlfriend, you are supposed to push down on *both* of those things after they put the beach balls in.
I agree with post #36. When implants are placed under the muscle, many doctors place them high at first, but after time, they will drop into place. Ivanka probably has a stronger pec muscle on her right side than her left, so this causes the right implant to ride a lot higher at the time being. This is actually a pretty common occurance.