Ivanka Trump: For your dating consideration

April 2nd, 2008 // 70 Comments

Ivanka Trump the 26-year-old daughter of Donald and Ivana Trump is back on the market. And unlike another certain heiress we know, Ivanka is STD-free and runs her own mortgage empire. (Read: She’ll buy you a Wii.) Page Six reports:

We noticed Trump – who had been dating real estate mogul and New York Observer owner Jared Kushner for almost a year – was flying solo at a few recent soirees, and friends of the couple confirmed yesterday to Page Six that the power couple are no longer together.

I don’t think many of us common Joes stand a chance. Ivanka’s probably looking for a guy that’s A.) super loaded. and B.) has testicles made of Faberge eggs. Sadly, mine are only lined with diamonds. God, I suck.

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  1. Ted from LA

    #51,
    What did you do, go to lunch with Randel today and watch Mr. Rogers re-runs afterwards?

  2. Chocolate Donut

    You would really have to ignore this bitch, because she enjoys walking over people. I’ve seen it on the show. She’s a sadist, and sadism can only be met head on..of course then you’re in court or something worse….Donald loves to pride himself on his judgment, too. You’d have to tell him that you intend to blow a load on her face the first chance you get because its the only way to discipline her and show him you mean business. I mean these people dont get sweetness or manners, so you have to take a dump on their rug, and tell em to take it or leave it.
    Prety risky, I know. Seems like too tough a couple to get between.
    I bet he enjoys riding her nightly

  3. IMhotbycalstandards

    I would munch that rug and I am no homo.

  4. IMhotbycalstandards

    I would munch that rug and I am no homo.

  5. Audrey

    She’s gorgeous, I so envy her!!! Smart, beautiful & wealthy, she’s the center of my universe =)

  6. i'm hotter than horseface

    the fake breasts, the nose job…she’s nothing special. Her mother is no beauty either. Remember what she looked like b/her plastic surgery? That parrot-beaked nose. Ugh. I would be pissed off if I woke up in the morning & had Ivanka’s face. If you think she’s hot, then you are not attractive & come from a family of unattractive people OR YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER!

  7. bella

    she has a luster face it’s just amazing how radiant she is.She is a true barbie queen of beauty!!!!Simply a true natural beauty escapes from her when you look at her. She’s the only blond I actually find so beautiful cuz I am attracted to blonds.

  8. She is super sexy and large sexy.She has my whole-hearted support.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering what kind of relation she want in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

  9. t

    how tall is she?! she dwarfs the people in the pictures…

  10. Kno

    I can’t believe the vulgar comments here. I am a female and I wish I could look like Ivanka Trump. You guys make comments like she is some kind of a freak, or worse, a whore. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

    She’s a well brought up, polite, intelligent young lady. You guys should all have your mouths washed out with soap and be castrated. Perhaps you all comment the way you do because you are envious that she wouldn’t even take a first look at you, never mind a second.

    Back to your playpens dogs.

  11. ron

    give me one date please:

    My wife would be proud if I brought someone like this home.

  12. Luigi Palomo : ; Bonham , Tex .75418

    Ms Ivanka , is grown ……. she can choose ; what ever & when ever to whom ?? i personality know she looked ……… “‘ Goddessss like ” ‘ . need i say any more ? sincerely L r P . ex – ex – U S MC

  13. Luigi Palomo : ; Bonham , Tex .75418

    Ms Ivanka , is grown ……. she can choose ; what ever & when ever to whom ?? i personality know she looked ……… “‘ Goddessss like ” ‘ . need i say any more ? sincerely L r P . ex – ex – U S MC

  14. ron

    do you realize how cool it would be for a 46 year old to hang out with her in my small town.

    i would be the guy around here.

    I want her to be here for my big bar-b-que reception dinner for my sons wedding in 2 weeks.
    She would really enjoy the Texas friendly people, we are down to earth and she could see how normal everyday people live and it would make a nice Ivanka Apprentice show for us people that need some celebrity to promote us to the high life.

    Ivanka – Call me but first email me and i will promise a fun time of texas living.
    Just be a frien for about 4 hours.
    Thanks

  15. eric g

    Jew fucking whore.

    Haha. Her dad is paying for hobnobbing with all those kykes.

    Karma. Her dad must be pissed. Enjoy the jew family donald!

  16. Kmm

    I want to see Ivanka and Paris Hilton fight. In mud, jello, pudding, or what ever. Maybe rancid pickle brine.

  17. the truth

    She’s joining the jews, the same jews who caused this financial crisis and who will kill us all. I will live to fight for freedom from now on.

    Fuck the Greedy Jewish Banking System.

  18. Gina

    Fugly kyke and her fake boobs are too large.

  19. Gina

    Fugly kyke and her fake boobs are too large.

  20. Fugly kyke and her fake boobs are too large.

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