Who am I? You dumb fucks….She’s Ginger from Gilligan’s Island and you’re not intelligent to know (although this is a random parenthesis) which means I’m not sure what I’m typing.
If you said #55–you win a bag of Hershey’s Miniatures!!
jrz- last year the husband gave three little girls an opened bag of unpopped popcorn, a protein bar and tried to stick a can of tomato paste in the third’s bag. The little girl looked at him and said, “you suck. you are the worst neighbor in the whole world” and stomped off. He was offended, then dumbfounded when I told him the bowl of candy was on the entry way table, no need to raid the kitchen. And you had to ask how the mailbox got knocked over?
@50 Jade & Kayla – Since you’re sharing one brain, I’ll include both of you in this comment.
You’re too nice.
This is not the site for you. These people are mean, I’m talking Pit-Bull mean. They’ll tear you apart just for leaving out a period at the end of a sentence.
If you’re trying to drum up business for your site, I applaud you… just don’t do it here.
Take heed to this advice.
She looks like she’s wearing one of those collapsable cups I used to take camping. She is one ugly bitch. I mean UUUUUUUUGGGLLLEEEEEEEE. She looks like lady who comes in at nigt and changes all the liners in the trash cans… only not as classy.
Commish: Is your husband from East Jabip? Hee hee….but I like his style of fucking with the kids. We had these douchebags that had this incredible amazing house and they passed out ONE — and they emphasized ONE – Mallocup to each kid. We egged the fucking bejesus out of that house.
#62 – LOL!!! You could well be my wife, though I don’t remembering killing anything postal… at least not lately.
@ 50 Jade and Kayla
Take Brain Embolism’s advice. People on here are very mean. I’m not one of them though. I just think you are probably a couple of whores trying to drum up visitors to your horrific website, in hopes you get enough traffic so some desperate company will pay to advertise on that piece of shit you call a blog. Guess what? Ain’t gonna happen. I hate both of you for no reason, just because it’s Tuesday.
Unless you are both hot. If that’s the case then I love your blog. And your vaginas.
This chick is full of shit. I read in an article not even a week ago where she said she would never be seen dead wearing outfits to the like of Paris Hilton and that what she wore defined the person she was, blah blah blah. Liar!
That dress makes her look fat.
Jade and Kayla–and Papa is the friendliest one of the whole goddammed, fucked-up, psychotic Mongolian cluster fuck we like to call the Superficial Comments Section. Especially to the ladies.
Someone refer Jade and Kayla to SJTLQ.
#63 Hey, nothing wrong with some niceness!! Let it flowww- –
You’d think it was nice if them gossip gals rubbed your “brain” for inspiration. Hmmmmm?
jrzmommy- Have you ever had a Take 5 candy bar? Let me put it to you this way- Um, it’s fucking phenomenal.
But #50 Topher Grace is not hot. You gotta watch that. That is too bubblegum even for me :(
Mother of the Year strikes again…
Take 5 candybars rock. I haven’t had one in a long time.
I had no idea who Topher Grace was (it sounded like a woman’s name) so i googled it and fuck me it’s Eric from that 70’s show! he sure grew up. I used to always tell my bf that he was cute in a nerdy sort of way and he used to laugh at me!
#67- Papa, I don’t think they’re hot, I think they’re young… too young!
@69- jrzmommy, your wish is my command;
@ – Isabella, Kayla, Jade and Nadia – “The Gossip Girls” – May I divert you attention to a time not so long ago. To a thread where a sweet, innocent young lady, not unlike yourselves, got the ASS-REAMING of her life.
Click this link:
Start with post #15 and read all about the Sarah-Jean saga.
Hopefully it will help you see the light.
I am sorry that my writing skills aren’t limited to the overuse of exclamation points and contrived vulgar language. I hope you all have a happy halloween.
76–THANKS!!!! Thanks a fucking lot! Happy Hallowfuckingween to you too!!!!!!!!
PS–watch them candy apples now, darling douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich – Got off phone with husband. Still apologizing for killing mailbox. You know, that “going postal” phrase was coined right here, where I live.
He’ll have the nerve to ask me to suck his dick tonight, hide and watch. Then I’ll go postal and hit him in the head with a brick.
Hey, missy smartypants! My language is not contrived. I always use vulgar language. When you grow up and deal with moronic fuckups day in and day out, you too, will use vulgar language in every sentence.
I’m a role model. A motherfucking super role model.
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