Ivanka Trump and Topher Grace get it on

October 31st, 2006 // 185 Comments
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  1. jrzmommy

    40–Stacyy the Greek Whore was her name. Oh God, please don’t conjure that bitch up.

  2. RichPort

    Sarah Jean is to fashion what I am to hamster dicks…. polar opposite. That said, who’s worse, the Lilac Loser or the commenters who gush praise on her site? They all need forceful hysterectomies with rusted butter knives as punishment. All the Sodium Pentothal in the world couldn’t get me to think chicks in Talbot’s and JC Penny are fuckable.

  3. llllllllll

    If you ask me, she looks like she has an incredible shrinking head. Can I get an AMEN?

  4. jrzmommy

    *voice from far away* amen!

  5. RichPort

    This outfit reminds me of that chick who wore a gown made of American Express cards to some awards show. Sarah Jean would head-noddingly approve.

    Take that right in the ass, fashion!

  6. jrzmommy

    Stallion: Letterman is always such an awesome straight guy. I don’t know who does it better, Letterman or Charles Grodin.

  7. Italian Stallion

    I bet Letterman likes to take “picture of girl on toilet” too……

  8. jrzmommy

    back to the SJTLQ thing real quick……they got engaged on my fucking birthday. goddammit. god double dammit.

  9. jrzmommy

    Stallion: what was the last thing he said, her vag did what?

  10. Pwnstar

    I would snatch this vanilla ass up too.

  11. Dave is my TV friend

    Stallion, where’s Abby? She’s MIA.

  12. RichPort

    #156 – Fucking hilarious. I didn’t think he could be funnier than Ali G, but he’s on his way. Letterman looks nervous…

  13. You guys are so funny!
    Ivanka, what the hell kind of a name is that??
    Blah blah freaking blah. What’s up with the Fish lately???

  14. Italian Stallion

    @160 her vagena start to hang loose like sleeve of wizard……LOL

  15. jrzmommy

    like sleeve of wizard. Where the fuck did he come up with that?

  16. Italian Stallion

    Who cares? I got it, funny motherfucker he is…….”Like sleeve of wizard” hehehehehee

  17. I got a blog. I hope it doesn’t suck.

  18. RichPort

    I sometimes wopder if Sasha Cohen even knows who the fuck he is anymore. He even has Kazhakstan taking out full page newspaper ads to protest the movie. Too fucking funny…

  19. jrzmommy

    168–I don’t think it sucks. Oh, and to add to what you’re saying…STOP signs aren’t fucking suggestions!

  20. GirlyGirl

    Thanks, jrzmommy! Right on about the stop signs. WTF?

  21. kind of a newbie myself GirlyGirl, but here’s my critique.
    1) GirlyGirl is a name that could get you into trouble. I suggest you show some skin or talk dirty to compensate.
    2) Introducing yourself with a little humility as you have done is a good start. As you might have noticed, people that jump in all full of themselves usually get ass-raped.
    3) That was a decent blog, but just to show you what you’re up against, you should read about the crazy drivers in Ferret’s neighborhood.
    4) God Damn BlogSource! All the cool people were on BlogSpot so I signed up there, but now that Ferret has moved to BlogSource you’ll probably be in good company shortly.
    5) Since I’m a relative newbie myself and not yet accepted as part of the in-crowd, disregard everything I said and carry on.

  22. GirlyGirl

    Thanks, ponk!
    I did read about the crazy driver in Ferret’s neighborhood. I’m glad I don’t live in Morning Wood.

  23. jrzmommy

    The whole “Morning Wood” thing just clicked for me. I’m a fucking obtuse douche sometimes……

  24. commissioner

    jrz- better to be a little dense than a lot stupid, like SJTLQ.

  25. PrettyBaby

    Good Morning Freaks!!

    I just can’t get enough of Sarah Jean’s website. I fear that I am hopelessly addicted. So please please like the addict that I have become, feed me more….

  26. PrettyBaby

    Hey GirlyGirl, I really like your kitty Darlin…

  27. jrzmommy

    Baby, in an effort to conserve IQ Points in my old age, and to avoid getting arrested and thrown in Mean Person Jail, I cannot go to SJTLQ site too much. But do share any tid bits you get with the rest of us.

  28. pagebetty

    ===
    ===the best place taht Ivanka TRUMP could think of to celebrate her B-day was Pure?
    LOL!

    =====I hope her dad made up for that sh*t.

  29. Whatever, I’d hit it.

  30. tweetyeyes

    Im still laughing today at PapaHotNuts post #27.Thank you thank you!

  31. jpjrocks

    Ugly…big tits though

  32. tsarinaamanda

    OMG, about the whole SJTLQ thing, Ferret, you are fucking HYSTERICAL! That bitch needs to be put in her place, she is way too full of herself…Jesus dance studio?!?!!??! WTF is THAT all about? (Could be becaue I think Jesus and all that other religious shit is for lame losers who can’t face reality) And i just LOVE how she (and her husband’s UGLY mother) keep acting like they’re gonna call the FBI, and like the FBI even gives a good goddamn about that…they put all that shit out there, it’s now in the public domain, so they need to stop bitching about it and take their punishments like adults. Not EVERYONE is gonna kiss their asses in life! I probably wouldn’t have been too concerned about any of it, besides the occaional visit to laugh at what a lame loser she is, but when she has to spread all that hypocritical Christian BS and try to tell other people what’s wrong with them, I get a little pissed. Those FBI threats are SOOO goddamn LAME, how much do you wanna bet that when those retards call the FBI, they’re like, “Oh God, not this shit AGAIN….don’t these people have a LIFE?? This isnt what I went through FBI school to do!” And, yes, I did pot on her lame ass blog telling her exactly what I thought of her dumb ass, so I’m sure the FBI will be after ME next….ooh, I’m SO SCARED!!! Yeah fucking RIGHT, stupid bitch. Ferret, keep it coming, it’s fucking HYSTERICAL! My hat is off to you, good sir, carry on :)
    PS- sorry about any typos, my “S” key keeps on sticking and I don’t feel like editing this.

  33. gross….and she could never get lance armstrong anyways

  34. she’s not that bad…

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